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What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« on: December 13, 2013, 11:02:37 AM »
I'm the worst at this you guys. Are you guys good at this? I mean i'll get a certificate to victoria secret cause she loves that place, but other then that i'm pretty :dunno: right now you guys.


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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 11:09:01 AM »
I'm buying her some yoga pants in all the hot colors.  Let her know I really value those buns. :fatty:

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 11:12:20 AM »
I'm buying her some yoga pants in all the hot colors.  Let her know I really value those buns. :fatty:
That's a good idea. Ugh. Not sure.

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 11:18:28 AM »
we go back and forth from just small stuff to big stuff.

Last year we just went to Mexico instead.

But you can never go wrong with jewelry, unless it's cheap crap or heart shaped.

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 11:23:43 AM »
I'm buying her some yoga pants in all the hot colors.  Let her know I really value those buns. :fatty:

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 11:29:27 AM »
get her a scale and a gym membership. chicks love that stuff.

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2013, 11:30:36 AM »
Make her some "gift certificates" that are good for things that you will do for her, like "I will give you a back rub," "I will clean the house," "day where I don't hit you," "boner time" stuff like that.

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 11:31:09 AM »
Make her some "gift certificates" that are good for things that you will do for her, like "I will give you a back rub," "I will clean the house," "day where I don't hit you," "boner time" stuff like that.
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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 11:32:48 AM »
a really expensive and elite looking soaking bath tub

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2013, 12:21:09 PM »
a really expensive and elite looking soaking bath tub
my curiosity is piqued, lets see it


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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2013, 12:25:06 PM »
My gf wants these:

$100 for a pair of sandals?!?!?  :Wha:

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2013, 12:26:53 PM »
you're getting off cheap, at least they're not tory burch


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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2013, 12:30:01 PM »
you're getting off cheap, at least they're not tory burch

Oh yeah.  :cheese:

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2013, 12:30:43 PM »
I'm going to assume that every single one of these gift ideas, with the exception of the trip to Mexico, is a joke.
Why not just buy her a vacuum or a blender?

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2013, 12:32:15 PM »
Guy in front of at Victoria Secret doing the same thing right now. :gocho:

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2013, 12:34:27 PM »

I'm going to assume that every single one of these gift ideas, with the exception of the trip to Mexico, is a joke.
Why not just buy her a vacuum or a blender?

Because you can't have a romantic deep soak in a vacuum you dork

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2013, 12:35:45 PM »
A gift certificate is very impersonal. And a guy buying lingerie for his girlfriend is very stressful for the lady. Then you feel like you have to deliver something.


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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2013, 12:36:25 PM »
ya the tub is a great idea but i sure would love to see it, i consider myself a bit of a tub aficionado

how cool is this thing? (answer:  very)



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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2013, 12:36:36 PM »
i was serious

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2013, 12:36:46 PM »
Cooking class you two take together

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2013, 12:38:27 PM »
Cooking class you two take together

garbage.


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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2013, 12:38:51 PM »
A gift certificate is very impersonal. And a guy buying lingerie for his girlfriend is very stressful for the lady. Then you feel like you have to deliver something.
then tell VS to stop playing commercials during every football break like chicks want the stuff for christmas

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2013, 12:38:58 PM »
Yes, similar. We were quoted a price and I'm going to just let her pick out whatever she wants. She scratched it herself because of cost when estimating the build cost.

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2013, 12:39:14 PM »
Cooking class you two take together

garbage.

Cooking class you two take together while in the tub

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Re: What to get your significant other for Christmas thread?
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2013, 12:39:41 PM »
i was serious
Dad did that one Xmas. We'll never talk about that Christmas ever again.