Author Topic: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread (Read 3145 times)

Pete · « **on:** December 12, 2013, 07:41:14 PM »

Limestone = The Rolling Pin

Dlew = Recipe Holder

Clams = Lazy Susan

Emawgeddon = Spice Rack

Lopaka = The French Press

SD = Viking (gas range top)

Rick Daris = The Waffle Iron

Bubbles = The Convection Oven

Beams = Trash Compactor

Trim = Bagel Toaster

Chings = The Spatula

Bread = The Maker

Kat Kid = Slap Chop

MIR = George Foreman

Pan = Pepper Mill

33 = Rotisserie

Yoga = The Broiler

Gooch = Tivet

Tobias = Spork

Kelly Clarkson = The Disposal

Saul = Frosty Mug

Fan = Crock Pot

Michigancat = The Steamer

Cartier = The Kettle

Dub = Cookie Sheet

Wackycat = Potato Masher

Applejack = The Colander

Wabash = Skillet

Poonhound69 = The Dutch Oven

Stevesie = Granite Countertop

Asava = Ice Maker

Mrs Gooch = Pressure Cooker

Puniraptor = The Egg Timer

I am leaving out tons if you guys...please help me complete the list!

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2013, 07:48:02 PM »

slobber · « **Reply #2 on:** December 12, 2013, 07:50:16 PM »

~~The Cheese Grater~~
GRAVY BOAT

slobber · « **Reply #3 on:** December 12, 2013, 07:51:40 PM »

Also, I feel bad because your list was soooooo long and yet, it didn't include me.

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:04:32 PM »

Quote from: dobber on December 12, 2013, 07:51:40 PM

Also, I feel bad because your list was soooooo long and yet, it didn't include me.

I know and I feel bad about that, there are lots of you guys that I love l that I should have included, just sort of got writers block....

Pete · « **Reply #5 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:06:43 PM »

Winters = Sippy cup

Dobber = Gravy Boat

Testy Westy = Three Pronged Fork

star seed 7 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:09:06 PM »

i want to be the salt shaker

slobber · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:11:37 PM »

Quote from: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:06:43 PM

Winters = Sippy cup

Dobber = Gravy Boat

Testy Westy = Three Pronged Fork

OMG! My kids love it when I make mashed potatoes and gravy! My gravy is the BOMB!

Pete · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:12:14 PM »

Rams = Butcher Knife

Sys = Fondu Pot

Ednksu = Griddle

Poet Warrior = Cookie Jar

Seven = Marinator

OK Cat = Chafing Dish

42 = Juicer

Pete · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:15:36 PM »

Wildcatinkilt = tea spoon

Jvon = Pizza Stone

Benji = Lobster pot

Kim Carnes = Napkin Holder

Pete · « **Reply #10 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:20:39 PM »

This is way harder than I thought it would be.

slobber · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:20:39 PM

This is way harder than I thought it would be.

Cheese Grater is still available.

Pete · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:29:48 PM »

It was pretty rough ridin' presumptuous of me to just assign these without asking people to pick their own. I do that sometimes, just start assigning kitchen themed nicknames all willy nilly.

This was really poorly thought out on my part. I take full ownership of it, and I appoligize to each of you. I should have let you all pick your own kitchen appliance/utensil/feature. I feel like a real apple peeler right now.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:29:48 PM

It was pretty rough ridin' presumptuous of me to just assign these without asking people to pick their own. I do that sometimes, just start assigning kitchen themed nicknames all willy nilly.

This was really poorly thought out on my part. I take full ownership of it, and I appoligize to each of you. I should have let you all pick your own kitchen appliance/utensil/feature. I feel like a real apple peeler right now.

Actually, I think it's more fun when you assign them.

Pete · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:37:03 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on December 12, 2013, 08:33:37 PM

Quote from: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:29:48 PM
It was pretty rough ridin' presumptuous of me to just assign these without asking people to pick their own. I do that sometimes, just start assigning kitchen themed nicknames all willy nilly.

This was really poorly thought out on my part. I take full ownership of it, and I appoligize to each of you. I should have let you all pick your own kitchen appliance/utensil/feature. I feel like a real apple peeler right now.

Actually, I think it's more fun when you assign them.

Thanks Crock Pot, means a lot.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:39:20 PM »

pete's list did not include himself.

8manpick · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:50:15 PM »

Highball glass?

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Pete · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2013, 08:59:38 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on December 12, 2013, 08:50:15 PM

Highball glass?

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YOU ARE!

8manpick · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2013, 09:00:53 PM »

Quote from: Pete on December 12, 2013, 08:59:38 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on December 12, 2013, 08:50:15 PM
Highball glass?

YOU ARE!

Rams · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2013, 09:10:06 PM »

confession time: I absolutely adore pete's threads

kso_FAN · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2013, 09:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Rams on December 12, 2013, 09:10:06 PM

confession time: I absolutely adore pete's threads

You know what I'm really on the _FENCE about? Who my favorite poster is because gE has so many good ones. This thread from Pete is just another great example.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2013, 09:44:38 PM »

Feels good, feels right.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2013, 09:49:24 PM »

Tobias being a spork is just perfecto

pissclams · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2013, 09:49:56 PM »

does lazy Susan mean I am lesbianonic?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2013, 09:50:34 PM »

Is Ice Cream scoop available? Because that's so J-Dub