Author Topic: Michigan QB Devin Gardner... (Read 15032 times)

EMAWmeister · « **on:** December 09, 2013, 11:47:51 PM »

...on crutches tonight at the team football banquet.

Tobias · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2013, 11:48:35 PM »

i hope they don't have a stud dual threat backup

Michiganisstillgood · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2013, 01:46:45 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on December 09, 2013, 11:48:35 PM

i hope they don't have a stud dual threat backup

We don't, in fact we don't even really have a backup.

The guy who would play if Gardner can't go is true freshman (white pocket passer)Shane Morris, who was a 5* until he missed his entire Sr. Year with mono. So yeah, we're probably ultra effete if Devin can't go.

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2013, 08:34:52 AM »

The crutches are probably just a ruse to try and fool Snyder. Nice try but you can't fool the scheme doctor.

#LIFE · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2013, 08:43:36 AM »

I don't blame him for trying to avoid having to line up against stud boss Mueller

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2013, 09:59:25 AM »

You guys are totally going to lose your QB to Weiss in a year or two.

The_Wippuh · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:14:21 AM »

I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win. He, like Michigan, sucks.

Trogdor · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:29:53 AM »

Does anyone actually know why he is #98?

kso_FAN · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:31:58 AM »

Quote from: Trogdor on December 10, 2013, 10:29:53 AM

Does anyone actually know why he is #98?

KITNfury · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:41:06 AM »

He'll be so rusty these guys will want him.

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:49:48 AM »

Why is he on crutches?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:51:39 AM »

Quote from: Trogdor on December 10, 2013, 10:29:53 AM

Does anyone actually know why he is #98?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30304.0

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:57:12 AM »

Never mind. Sounds like turf toe.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2013, 10:58:58 AM »

Quote from: The_Wippuh on December 10, 2013, 10:14:21 AM

I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win. He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2013, 11:15:36 AM »

Quote from: ChiCat on December 10, 2013, 10:58:58 AM

Quote from: The_Wippuh on December 10, 2013, 10:14:21 AM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win. He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse

That isn't always the case.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2013, 12:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on December 10, 2013, 11:15:36 AM

Quote from: ChiCat on December 10, 2013, 10:58:58 AM
Quote from: The_Wippuh on December 10, 2013, 10:14:21 AM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win. He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse

That isn't always the case.

exceptions, reasoning, etc.

ksu101 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2013, 01:21:11 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on December 10, 2013, 10:58:58 AM

Quote from: The_Wippuh on December 10, 2013, 10:14:21 AM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win. He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse

Not always the case #life

Blu Tang Clan · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2013, 03:07:44 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FENCE on December 10, 2013, 10:31:58 AM

Quote from: Trogdor on December 10, 2013, 10:29:53 AM
Does anyone actually know why he is #98?

Cza · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2013, 03:41:50 PM »

Grade A chaff of the taint, with lots of ice, rest and rehab, he should be good to go.

MeatGeeKSU · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2013, 03:53:30 PM »

Quote from: Deez Nutz on December 10, 2013, 08:34:52 AM

The crutches are probably just a ruse to try and fool Snyder. Nice try but you can't fool the scheme doctor.

It's just like that episode of Coach where Craig T. Nelson tricks his mentor into thinking his star QB is hurt and then puts him in for the game winning drive. Well, not on LHCBS' watch.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2013, 04:03:41 PM »

Quote from: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 10, 2013, 10:49:48 AM

Why is he on crutches?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metatarsophalangeal_joint_sprain

slobber · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2013, 12:11:10 PM »

Quote from: MeatGeeKSU on December 10, 2013, 03:53:30 PM

Quote from: Deez Nutz on December 10, 2013, 08:34:52 AM
The crutches are probably just a ruse to try and fool Snyder. Nice try but you can't fool the scheme doctor.

It's just like that episode of Coach where Craig T. Nelson tricks his mentor into thinking his star QB is hurt and then puts him in for the game winning drive. Well, not on LHCBS' watch.

Didn't Dauber

actually think the QB was hurt, too?

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2013, 01:07:56 PM »

Went to the Michigan game v. Nebraska. Can confirm, we want Gardner to play. So bad.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2013, 01:09:37 PM »

Quote from: Cleveland on December 12, 2013, 01:07:56 PM

Went to the Michigan game v. Nebraska. Can confirm, we want Gardner to play. So bad.

rude. you could at least say you didn't want to be there or it was the worst 4 hours of your life or something...

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2013, 01:19:47 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 12, 2013, 01:09:37 PM

Quote from: Cleveland on December 12, 2013, 01:07:56 PM
Went to the Michigan game v. Nebraska. Can confirm, we want Gardner to play. So bad.

rude. you could at least say you didn't want to be there or it was the worst 4 hours of your life or something...

Very good point.

The Big House was twice as large as BSFS and half as loud. Real, real pathetic.