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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2013, 10:13:17 AM »
^^ none of that stuff is true.

ive never even heard of coastal Carolina because I don't follow division iii sports like 99.9% of americans.

Clearly you fall in the category of the illiterate percentage of americans. CCU is a 1-AA school. Not division 3. Furthermore, football is the only sport they are classified as 1-AA in. It's a Division 1 school. They play Basketball at 1A. They are also pretty dominate in baseball at 1A level. Just missed the college world series last year, and are always in the hunt. Their football program is young, so to make it to the quarterfinals in the FCS tournament is something to talk about. Oh and they also play golf really well. You might have heard of a guy named Dustin Johnson, he definitely graduated from their. Oh, and they also send a good number of guys to the NFL in football. Tyler Thigpen, Jerome Simpson, Mike Tolbert, Quinton Teel. Just to name a few. So Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2013, 10:13:33 AM »
we should change our name to Landlocked Kansas State

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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2013, 10:32:47 AM »
^^ none of that stuff is true.

ive never even heard of coastal Carolina because I don't follow division iii sports like 99.9% of americans.

Clearly you fall in the category of the illiterate percentage of americans. CCU is a 1-AA school. Not division 3. Furthermore, football is the only sport they are classified as 1-AA in. It's a Division 1 school. They play Basketball at 1A. They are also pretty dominate in baseball at 1A level. Just missed the college world series last year, and are always in the hunt. Their football program is young, so to make it to the quarterfinals in the FCS tournament is something to talk about. Oh and they also play golf really well. You might have heard of a guy named Dustin Johnson, he definitely graduated from their. Oh, and they also send a good number of guys to the NFL in football. Tyler Thigpen, Jerome Simpson, Mike Tolbert, Quinton Teel. Just to name a few. So Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2013, 05:09:14 PM »
hey buffalo fans, just announced that the next 4 d2 championships will be in KC (in a soccer stadium  :lol:) instead of alabama or something, so you guys get to party with kansans again!
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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2013, 05:13:15 PM »
Coastal Carolina seems kind of redundant

we should change our name to Landlocked Kansas State

most of the carolinas is not on the coast, whereas 100% of kansas is landlocked

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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2013, 09:33:06 AM »
Fun fact..ccus coach is the former ceo of ameritrade. So he's a billionaire who now coaches for shits because he's boss like that.

Ndsu should hire him to buy us a 40k seat stadium with room for expansion when the bison go fbs



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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2013, 11:39:08 AM »

Coastal Carolina seems kind of redundant

 littorally redundant, even
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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2013, 12:15:39 PM »
^^ none of that stuff is true.

ive never even heard of coastal Carolina because I don't follow division iii sports like 99.9% of americans.

Clearly you fall in the category of the illiterate percentage of americans. CCU is a 1-AA school. Not division 3. Furthermore, football is the only sport they are classified as 1-AA in. It's a Division 1 school. They play Basketball at 1A. They are also pretty dominate in baseball at 1A level. Just missed the college world series last year, and are always in the hunt. Their football program is young, so to make it to the quarterfinals in the FCS tournament is something to talk about. Oh and they also play golf really well. You might have heard of a guy named Dustin Johnson, he definitely graduated from their. Oh, and they also send a good number of guys to the NFL in football. Tyler Thigpen, Jerome Simpson, Mike Tolbert, Quinton Teel. Just to name a few. So Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2013, 12:25:16 PM »
Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

True.

Dustin Johnson is one of my favorites (man, that Pebble meltdown), but last I checked he never played football. I am impressed with a 38 inch vertical from a pro golfer.

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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2013, 12:33:20 PM »
most of the carolinas is not on the coast, whereas 100% of kansas is landlocked

^^Not True.  I know a guy that lives on an island in Stockdale cove.

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Re: Coastal Carolina@NDSU, espn(the mothership)
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2013, 12:38:05 PM »
^^ none of that stuff is true.

ive never even heard of coastal Carolina because I don't follow division iii sports like 99.9% of americans.

Clearly you fall in the category of the illiterate percentage of americans. CCU is a 1-AA school. Not division 3. Furthermore, football is the only sport they are classified as 1-AA in. It's a Division 1 school. They play Basketball at 1A. They are also pretty dominate in baseball at 1A level. Just missed the college world series last year, and are always in the hunt. Their football program is young, so to make it to the quarterfinals in the FCS tournament is something to talk about. Oh and they also play golf really well. You might have heard of a guy named Dustin Johnson, he definitely graduated from their. Oh, and they also send a good number of guys to the NFL in football. Tyler Thigpen, Jerome Simpson, Mike Tolbert, Quinton Teel. Just to name a few. So Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

dustin johnson sucks and so does your stupid face

Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

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« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2013, 12:56:19 PM »
Furthermore, football is the only sport they are classified as 1-AA in.

Uh every 1-AA is only 1-AA in football because its a football designation.  Just as Wichita State and Creighton are 1-AAA in football only.

Also since it has been mentioned but not yet posted


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« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2013, 01:17:49 PM »
Turns out the main campus of Coastal [sic] Carolina isn't even on the damn coast.  It's on a river.

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« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2013, 01:22:42 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2013, 01:55:09 PM »
ok but the point is there is a "coastal" part of the carolinas and then the rest of the states, whereas "landlocked" is not a portion or region of kansas because it describes the whole state no matter where you are in the state. clown comparison bro

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« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2013, 02:13:13 PM »
ok but the point is there is a "coastal" part of the carolinas and then the rest of the states, whereas "landlocked" is not a portion or region of kansas because it describes the whole state no matter where you are in the state. clown comparison bro

look mocat i don't really want to change our name to Landlocked Kansas State. i was super drunk when i wrote that and i didn't mean it. sorry i hurt your feelings... buds?
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« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2013, 02:20:06 PM »
manhattan is a peninsula with coasts on the big blue and kansas rivers

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« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2013, 02:31:35 PM »
^^ none of that stuff is true.

ive never even heard of coastal Carolina because I don't follow division iii sports like 99.9% of americans.

Clearly you fall in the category of the illiterate percentage of americans. CCU is a 1-AA school. Not division 3. Furthermore, football is the only sport they are classified as 1-AA in. It's a Division 1 school. They play Basketball at 1A. They are also pretty dominate in baseball at 1A level. Just missed the college world series last year, and are always in the hunt. Their football program is young, so to make it to the quarterfinals in the FCS tournament is something to talk about. Oh and they also play golf really well. You might have heard of a guy named Dustin Johnson, he definitely graduated from their. Oh, and they also send a good number of guys to the NFL in football. Tyler Thigpen, Jerome Simpson, Mike Tolbert, Quinton Teel. Just to name a few. So Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

idk who the eff any of those guys are. 
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« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2013, 02:41:58 PM »
^^ none of that stuff is true.

ive never even heard of coastal Carolina because I don't follow division iii sports like 99.9% of americans.

Clearly you fall in the category of the illiterate percentage of americans. CCU is a 1-AA school. Not division 3. Furthermore, football is the only sport they are classified as 1-AA in. It's a Division 1 school. They play Basketball at 1A. They are also pretty dominate in baseball at 1A level. Just missed the college world series last year, and are always in the hunt. Their football program is young, so to make it to the quarterfinals in the FCS tournament is something to talk about. Oh and they also play golf really well. You might have heard of a guy named Dustin Johnson, he definitely graduated from their. Oh, and they also send a good number of guys to the NFL in football. Tyler Thigpen, Jerome Simpson, Mike Tolbert, Quinton Teel. Just to name a few. So Dont try and be humerous when you really dont know what you're talking about.

idk who the eff any of those guys are.

i think tyler thigpen used to be a pitcher for the pirates in the late 80's?   :dunno:
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« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2013, 02:44:02 PM »
ok but the point is there is a "coastal" part of the carolinas and then the rest of the states, whereas "landlocked" is not a portion or region of kansas because it describes the whole state no matter where you are in the state. clown comparison bro

look mocat i don't really want to change our name to Landlocked Kansas State. i was super drunk when i wrote that and i didn't mean it. sorry i hurt your feelings... buds?
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« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2013, 02:44:26 PM »
You can do the NFL'ers with any pretty much any school. For example.

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« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2013, 02:46:59 PM »
ok but the point is there is a "coastal" part of the carolinas and then the rest of the states, whereas "landlocked" is not a portion or region of kansas because it describes the whole state no matter where you are in the state. clown comparison bro

look mocat i don't really want to change our name to Landlocked Kansas State. i was super drunk when i wrote that and i didn't mean it. sorry i hurt your feelings... buds?

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« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2013, 04:02:17 PM »
Turns out the main campus of Coastal [sic] Carolina isn't even on the damn coast.  It's on a river.

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« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2013, 04:24:20 PM »

Coastal Carolina seems kind of redundant

 littorally redundant, even

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« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2013, 04:41:26 PM »

Coastal Carolina seems kind of redundant

 littorally redundant, even

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