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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #100 on: December 09, 2013, 02:50:13 PM »
You are an idiot. That was Kansas, not Kansas State. Please don't post on our blog anymore until you know as much about our team as we do yours.

You're right. I'm sorry. I always take a moment every May 1 to remember the lives lost on your campus when the military opened fire on your peaceful demonstration. Also a big Antonio Gates fan -- he's helped various fantasy teams of mine over the years.

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #101 on: December 09, 2013, 02:52:49 PM »



leo dicaprio has really let himself go :frown:

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« Reply #103 on: December 09, 2013, 02:58:20 PM »
You are an idiot. That was Kansas, not Kansas State. Please don't post on our blog anymore until you know as much about our team as we do yours.

You're right. I'm sorry. I always take a moment every May 1 to remember the lives lost on your campus when the military opened fire on your peaceful demonstration. Also a big Antonio Gates fan -- he's helped various fantasy teams of mine over the years.

Well that is just mean and inaccurate.   :frown:
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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #104 on: December 09, 2013, 03:02:07 PM »
You are an idiot. That was Kansas, not Kansas State. Please don't post on our blog anymore until you know as much about our team as we do yours.

You're right. I'm sorry. I always take a moment every May 1 to remember the lives lost on your campus when the military opened fire on your peaceful demonstration. Also a big Antonio Gates fan -- he's helped various fantasy teams of mine over the years.
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« Reply #105 on: December 09, 2013, 03:06:58 PM »

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #106 on: December 09, 2013, 03:10:01 PM »
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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #108 on: December 09, 2013, 03:15:29 PM »
The only thing I know about Michigan fans is what I learned from the Fab 5 documentary on ESPN.  And what I learned is that they are all disgusting racists.
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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #109 on: December 09, 2013, 03:25:54 PM »
You are an idiot. That was Kansas, not Kansas State. Please don't post on our blog anymore until you know as much about our team as we do yours.

You're right. I'm sorry. I always take a moment every May 1 to remember the lives lost on your campus when the military opened fire on your peaceful demonstration. Also a big Antonio Gates fan -- he's helped various fantasy teams of mine over the years.

my great grandpa was at that shooting.  Another coincidence, he is the only person I know who remembers when michigan was relevant in football.  small world

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« Reply #110 on: December 09, 2013, 03:27:26 PM »


holy crap that guy looks like leo dicaprio!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #111 on: December 09, 2013, 03:28:12 PM »
my great grandpa was at that shooting.  Another coincidence, he is the only person I know who remembers when michigan was relevant in football.  small world

134 years of beautiful tradition from Fielding Yost to Charles Woodson you're goddamn right we're living in the past. Have you heard that new song by Chumbawumba? It's the best!

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #112 on: December 09, 2013, 03:32:32 PM »
my great grandpa was at that shooting.  Another coincidence, he is the only person I know who remembers when michigan was relevant in football.  small world

134 years of beautiful tradition from Fielding Yost to Charles Woodson you're goddamn right we're living in the past. Have you heard that new song by Chumbawumba? It's the best!

I was literally just about to ask how long its been since Michigan had been relevant in college football discussions, but this answers it for me... 1997, right?

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« Reply #113 on: December 09, 2013, 03:34:51 PM »
I was literally just about to ask how long its been since Michigan had been relevant in college football discussions, but this answers it for me... 1997, right?

Luckily we beat Notre Dame almost every year, which keeps us around for a couple of weeks. And our helmets have wings, which is nice.

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #114 on: December 09, 2013, 03:37:03 PM »
I think it is very convenient that they named their football stadium The Big House(just like prison).  It must be like that bar that named itself the Liebrary, so that you can tell your family that you are going to the Liebrary(sounds like library so it is super LOL'ey) when you are really drinking your ass off all night.  This pays off for Michigan.  Recruits get to mislead their friends in family into thinking that they are going to prison rather than Michigan.  That way, they can avoid the embarrassment.

Isn't the Big House was a reference to the Southern Plantation system of the pre-Civil War era and the plantation owners rather expansive domicile?  Apparently, the Canadian racists want to enslave their black students and make them toil in the fields for their entertainment and profit.

Sort of makes me wonder if these Canadians were the ones that designed the NCAA system and its rules on student-athletes/slave labor.

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #115 on: December 09, 2013, 03:41:30 PM »
You are an idiot. That was Kansas, not Kansas State. Please don't post on our blog anymore until you know as much about our team as we do yours.

You're right. I'm sorry. I always take a moment every May 1 to remember the lives lost on your campus when the military opened fire on your peaceful demonstration. Also a big Antonio Gates fan -- he's helped various fantasy teams of mine over the years.

my great grandpa was at that shooting.  Another coincidence, he is the only person I know who remembers when michigan was relevant in football.  small world

My gramps was there too!

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #116 on: December 09, 2013, 04:37:07 PM »
Pretty sure Matt Castle plays for them...

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #117 on: December 09, 2013, 04:56:08 PM »
Pretty sure Matt Castle plays for them...

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #118 on: December 09, 2013, 06:16:28 PM »

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #120 on: December 09, 2013, 09:56:43 PM »
Like, we get it Austin cat 42, you are dubious. That's what the dubious emoji is for. You don't need to go on and ironically Luke it to prove a point.

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #121 on: December 09, 2013, 09:58:01 PM »
Btw how is Austin right now? I imagine it to be exactly like kc plus 50 degrees and minus the MLS cup celebration oppies

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #122 on: December 09, 2013, 11:15:25 PM »
Btw how is Austin right now? I imagine it to be exactly like kc plus 50 degrees and minus the MLS cup celebration oppies

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #123 on: December 10, 2013, 01:41:07 AM »
We pretty much all look like fat Leo DiCaprio's in Michigan, even our women.

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Re: Attn: Michigan Fans
« Reply #124 on: December 10, 2013, 02:02:25 AM »
I hope we get to see some Butt in Tempe.