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Offline Benja

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #125 on: July 27, 2014, 11:59:59 PM »
Sun salutations.

Standing with my hands on my hips in a white greasy t shirt and jeans staring inquisitively at a car engine like I know what the eff is going on in there.

Asking people if they've been getting any rain where they're from.

Knowing glances between guy friends where you know exactly what the other is thinking but no words are exchanged.

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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #126 on: July 28, 2014, 12:01:38 AM »
smashing pop cans with my bare hands
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #127 on: July 28, 2014, 12:17:53 AM »
Hit a single two drive in two during a baseball game today. That bat really cracked loudly!
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #128 on: July 28, 2014, 03:24:47 AM »
Quote from: HerrSonntag on July 27, 2014, 10:59:38 PM
Quote from: jtksu on July 27, 2014, 10:29:05 PM
Quote from: seven on July 27, 2014, 09:36:02 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 27, 2014, 08:04:33 PM
We use to use diesel fuel to clean our hands when they were really greasy.


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My dad also taught me that you could get motor oil/grease off your hands with gasoline.  It also works for getting it off your drive way if you spill a little, pro tip.

Made FreundinSonntag a nice sunday dinner on the grill, today: manlyness level 7.

One time when I was 12 I was filling up my dad's car and jiggled the handle as it was pumping to get it in more solidly. Well I don't know exactly what happened, but it sprayed gasoline all over my waist. My balls started to burn really bad. My dad said it was all in my head but luckily we were headed home so I ran to my bathroom and took a shower. Anyways, working maintenance a few years later everyone started washing their hands with gasoline after we painted a house. I told them they were crazy and that it would burn. One other guy on the site said it only burns if you get it on your balls. Isn't that weird? Learn something new everyday, I guess.

Anyways, that particular instance did not make me feel like a manly man.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #129 on: July 28, 2014, 05:23:24 AM »
Scrotum and lips are two most absorptive areas on a man's body. If you are working with something that burns of is dangerous, don't get if on your lips or your Nutsacker. (Not changing autocorrect because "Nutsacker" is awesome.)


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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #130 on: February 15, 2015, 05:54:00 PM »
Changed my brakes, rotors and oil today
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #131 on: February 15, 2015, 06:15:29 PM »
Do you have a heated garage or did you do it out in the cold like a manly bear man?
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #132 on: February 15, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »
Put the heater in the shop at 65 but that was too hot so I just turned it off
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #133 on: February 15, 2015, 07:33:33 PM »
today I cooked some dinner and did my taxes.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #134 on: February 15, 2015, 09:38:11 PM »
Quote from: roidhead on February 15, 2015, 07:33:33 PM
today I cooked some dinner and did my taxes.
eff yeah
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #135 on: February 16, 2015, 11:05:45 AM »

Quote from: slobber on July 28, 2014, 05:23:24 AM
Scrotum and lips are two most absorptive areas on a man's body. If you are working with something that burns of is dangerous, don't get if on your lips or your Nutsacker. (Not changing autocorrect because "Nutsacker" is awesome.)


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Nutsacker really deserved an :lol:


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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #136 on: February 16, 2015, 12:34:53 PM »
Quote from: HerrSonntag on February 15, 2015, 09:38:11 PM
Quote from: roidhead on February 15, 2015, 07:33:33 PM
today I cooked some dinner and did my taxes.
eff yeah

Ditto, did that yesterday  :cool:
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #137 on: February 16, 2015, 12:44:24 PM »
On Saturday I picked up 2 dozen roses for the lil lady, made her a sensational spaghetti lunch, washed, clayed, and waxed my car, banged the lil lady like a screen door in a tornado, and then made myself a dirty martini and watched The Equalizer on Blu-Ray on my huge bad ass TV...   

Pretty good manly Saturday. 
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #138 on: February 17, 2015, 12:40:36 PM »
Dude, hitting women is wrong.  :frown:
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #139 on: April 06, 2015, 04:47:05 PM »
-Took apart my spinning reel and cleaned out all the gears then applied some fresh lubricant.

- Put some new fishing line on said reel.

- Cleaned out and reorganized my tackle box.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #140 on: September 26, 2015, 01:31:30 PM »
felt brave today and put on all new brake pads.  put the fan on in the garage, cranked up the hawks on the radio, and crushed some cold ones (bonus point for high life)
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #141 on: September 26, 2015, 01:35:26 PM »
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #142 on: September 26, 2015, 02:36:29 PM »
great job 'bias
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #143 on: September 26, 2015, 02:39:50 PM »
Went into an enormous wave pool slightly further out than my wife and two year old. Lost a contact an quickly retreated back to safety.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #144 on: September 26, 2015, 02:40:18 PM »
that sounds horrifying
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #145 on: September 26, 2015, 03:11:33 PM »
It was
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #146 on: September 26, 2015, 03:15:06 PM »
Contact? But....what's????...confused... :sad:


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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #147 on: September 26, 2015, 08:20:24 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on September 26, 2015, 03:11:33 PM
It was

I hope you brought extra contacts with you.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #148 on: September 26, 2015, 10:43:01 PM »
Quote from: slobber on September 26, 2015, 03:15:06 PM
Contact? But....what's????...confused... :sad:


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You thought he was both perfect in body and perfect in posting ability? Not quite, slobber. But outside of non-20/20 vision he is the perfect human specimen. Rest assured in that.
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Re: Stuff that makes you feel like a manly man
« Reply #149 on: September 27, 2015, 08:57:04 AM »
In response to OP,  I got lasiks

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