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Favorite Christmas Movie?

Home Alone
Christmas Vacation
How EllRobersonIsInnocent Stole Christmas
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Elf
A Charlie Brown Christmas
The Nightmare Before Christmas
A Christmas Carol
It's a Wonderful Life
Miracle of 34th Street
A Christmas Story
Home Alone 2
Gremlins
Die Hard
The Santa Clause
Other (Please explain)
Jingle All the Way

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2013, 02:44:33 PM »
I read somewhere that part of Avatar takes place in December. Does that make it a Christmas movie? Get Die Hard off the list!

                                    NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN
                                            HO!   HO!   HO!

That is as Christmas as it gets son.

and there is snow and there is christmas music and there is christmas spirit and christmas cheer and christmas miracles. its a rough ridin' christmas movie.

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2013, 02:44:33 PM »

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2013, 02:44:59 PM »
DIE HARD IS A SHITTY NON-CHRISTMAS MOVIE! :don'tcare:

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2013, 02:46:02 PM »


how could anyone say a bad thing about this movie

No idea!



this is high level realism. olde timey folks did exactly that crap while looking just like that.

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2013, 02:47:12 PM »
Other - Bad Santa.  Christ... how could you leave that off?
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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2013, 02:50:48 PM »
a Christmas story...probs because im old

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2013, 02:51:28 PM »
Other - Bad Santa.  Christ... how could you leave that off?

alright guys i know i said some stuff about how not to be mean about other peoples movie preferences and that was really stupid of me because i forgot racistbigwillie could see this thread. my fault.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2013, 02:51:41 PM »
It's Die Hard you bunch of bozos.

I picked that in under one second, that's how easy of a choice it was. 
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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2013, 02:55:02 PM »


how could anyone say a bad thing about this movie

No idea!



this is high level realism. olde timey folks did exactly that crap while looking just like that.



check out his increds olde timey football jersey. wonder what his team was? black and white filme lets you fill that part in with your imagination!

i like to think its the cats

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2013, 03:00:09 PM »
Other - Bad Santa.  Christ... how could you leave that off?

alright guys i know i said some stuff about how not to be mean about other peoples movie preferences and that was really stupid of me because i forgot racistbigwillie could see this thread. my fault.


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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2013, 03:05:56 PM »
It's Die Hard you bunch of bozos.

I picked that in under one second, that's how easy of a choice it was.

Yup.  Scanned the list quickly, saw die hard, and didn't even need to rescan.
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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2013, 03:07:31 PM »
It's Die Hard you bunch of bozos.

I picked that in under one second, that's how easy of a choice it was.

Yup.  Scanned the list quickly, saw die hard, and didn't even need to rescan.

god damnit

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #62 on: December 03, 2013, 03:12:55 PM »
It's Die Hard you bunch of bozos.

I picked that in under one second, that's how easy of a choice it was.

Yup.  Scanned the list quickly, saw die hard, and didn't even need to rescan.

god damnit


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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #63 on: December 03, 2013, 03:35:17 PM »
Sinbad, Arnold, Phil Hartman. IT'S JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #64 on: December 03, 2013, 03:36:10 PM »
Sinbad, Arnold, Phil Hartman. IT'S JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

documentaries dont count

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #65 on: December 03, 2013, 03:36:40 PM »
also the fact that a movie starring arnold schwarzenegger and sinbad doesn't even make the list tells me all I need to know about TTHOTUC.
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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2013, 03:39:13 PM »
Yippee Ki Yay, Mother Fuckers

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #67 on: December 03, 2013, 03:40:13 PM »
Sinbad, Arnold, Phil Hartman. IT'S JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

documentaries dont count


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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #68 on: December 03, 2013, 03:42:30 PM »
Other.

And Boston, your avi isn't working, friend.

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2013, 03:43:20 PM »
but it on the gosh darn list, Boston!

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2013, 03:44:58 PM »
sonuvabitch. how about now?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #71 on: December 03, 2013, 03:46:08 PM »
sonuvabitch. how about now?

great avi, fellow Home Alone bro.

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2013, 03:47:20 PM »
Nightmare before Christmas, you can watch it like every day for three months and still be festive. 

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2013, 03:49:16 PM »
My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

that uncle frank  :lol: he's still an bad person

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Re: TTHOTUC's Christmas Movie Smack-Off 2013
« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2013, 04:03:47 PM »
i voted home alone, it's perfect. i'm not sure how you guys are putting christmas vacation up at number one, maybe i've heard "you need to drive by the johnson's, they think they're the griswalds!" too many times. did the die hard guys have mothers that loved them? good grief.