lol at not knowing how a charity works
"Excuse me, is this the United Way?"
"Yes, how may I help you?"
"Welp, this dumbass didn't pay up on a bet that we had, but I know he made a donation to your organization, so could you give me the $500 he donated?"
"Sure, but could you provide me your home address? We don't send money through the internets...too dangerous."