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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2013, 05:11:45 PM »
7-0 coming in to Townie Octagon Of DoingNothingElseMightAsWellUseThisFreeTicketToSeeSomeFreeHoops this Thrusday.

He's shooting 40% from 3. 

He is going to be super mean, guys.   :cry:

Do you guys think he will mockingly do the Wildcat hand sign in front of his face to make it look like a bj that so many of our fans do?  That would be great.
i might make a trip to the TOODNEMAWUTFTTSSFH just to see henderson be a complete stud

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2013, 05:13:06 PM »
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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2013, 05:15:16 PM »
Quote from: kenpom
Thu Dec 5      54   Mississippi   W, 68-67   68   55%   Home

marshall scores 50 out of Ole Miss's 67, cats win by 1, everybody parties  :Woot:

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #53 on: December 02, 2013, 05:16:29 PM »
7-0 coming in to Townie Octagon Of DoingNothingElseMightAsWellUseThisFreeTicketToSeeSomeFreeHoops this Thrusday.

He's shooting 40% from 3. 

He is going to be super mean, guys.   :cry:

Do you guys think he will mockingly do the Wildcat hand sign in front of his face to make it look like a bj that so many of our fans do?  That would be great.
i might make a trip to the TOODNEMAWUTFTTSSFH just to see henderson be a complete stud

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Oh Man!  Subconscious id type stuff.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #54 on: December 02, 2013, 07:14:15 PM »
anyone want to give me a student ticket to this game?

It's yours if you pak with me at Station after the game.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #55 on: December 02, 2013, 07:15:48 PM »
anyone want to give me a student ticket to this game?

It's yours if you pak with me at Station after the game.

well, if i didn't go to the game i'd be at station after it anyway.
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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #56 on: December 02, 2013, 07:17:27 PM »
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Ticket Office: Welcome to K-State! How can we help you today?
me: hi
can i buy 1 student ticket
for only 1 game

Ticket Office: Hello! Which event are you interested in?
me: ole miss basketball game

Ticket Office: There are not student discounts available for individual basketball games. The Ole Miss game has tickets available for either $40 or $25.

me: well that's too much money
for this team anyway

Ticket Office: I understand. If you have friends with season passes, they can purchase one GA student guest ticket per game; for Ole Miss it would be $15

me: well that is nice information, thank you

Ticket Office: You're welcome! Is there anything else I can help you with today?

me: can you ask mr. currie to fire coach weber so basketball is good again?

Ticket Office: I'm sorry but I do not interact with Mr. Currie. Is there anything else regarding tickets?

me: no, thank you

you'd think they'd sell a cheap ticket to someone just looking to get in the doors.
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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #57 on: December 02, 2013, 07:20:25 PM »
And to answer Dax's concern, I'm not hoping that we lose.  But if we did, I don't think I'd get upset.  That's a lot of energy to waste.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #58 on: December 02, 2013, 07:33:33 PM »
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Ticket Office: Welcome to K-State! How can we help you today?
me: hi
can i buy 1 student ticket
for only 1 game

Ticket Office: Hello! Which event are you interested in?
me: ole miss basketball game

Ticket Office: There are not student discounts available for individual basketball games. The Ole Miss game has tickets available for either $40 or $25.

me: well that's too much money
for this team anyway

Ticket Office: I understand. If you have friends with season passes, they can purchase one GA student guest ticket per game; for Ole Miss it would be $15

me: well that is nice information, thank you

Ticket Office: You're welcome! Is there anything else I can help you with today?

me: can you ask mr. currie to fire coach weber so basketball is good again?

Ticket Office: I'm sorry but I do not interact with Mr. Currie. Is there anything else regarding tickets?

me: no, thank you

you'd think they'd sell a cheap ticket to someone just looking to get in the doors.

:lol:

A blog of hoops ticket office exchanges would be a lot better than those fake craigslist/text things that bookie pimp likes.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #59 on: December 02, 2013, 07:41:41 PM »
i hope marshall drops 40 and talks an incredible amount of crap after each and every basket causing a deliciously discordant cacophony of thousands of oscar supporters crying out at once before their heads collectively explode.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #60 on: December 02, 2013, 08:30:24 PM »
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Ticket Office: Welcome to K-State! How can we help you today?
me: hi
can i buy 1 student ticket
for only 1 game

Ticket Office: Hello! Which event are you interested in?
me: ole miss basketball game

Ticket Office: There are not student discounts available for individual basketball games. The Ole Miss game has tickets available for either $40 or $25.

me: well that's too much money
for this team anyway

Ticket Office: I understand. If you have friends with season passes, they can purchase one GA student guest ticket per game; for Ole Miss it would be $15

me: well that is nice information, thank you

Ticket Office: You're welcome! Is there anything else I can help you with today?

me: can you ask mr. currie to fire coach weber so basketball is good again?

Ticket Office: I'm sorry but I do not interact with Mr. Currie. Is there anything else regarding tickets?

me: no, thank you

you'd think they'd sell a cheap ticket to someone just looking to get in the doors.

:lol:

A blog of hoops ticket office exchanges would be a lot better than those fake craigslist/text things that bookie pimp likes.


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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #61 on: December 02, 2013, 08:39:42 PM »
i hope marshall and Will get into a fistfight and it turns into a bench clearing brawl

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #62 on: December 02, 2013, 09:19:28 PM »
I hope Marshall scores 50 and goes nuts on the fans and does silly antics all game and the cats win by 100 points
Dream scenario right here.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #63 on: December 02, 2013, 10:27:06 PM »
i hope marshall and Will get into a fistfight and it turns into a bench clearing brawl

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I wonder if Shannon would get involved?!  :dunno:

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #64 on: December 03, 2013, 07:21:15 AM »
the good news is that thursday's game is nationally televised on espn 2 so the the world will be able to see what's happened to the fOOD.

also, cue up the weather related/wintery snow storm passed through the area today talking points from the announcers.  the flip side is the free food promo can't go unnoticed with espn in town.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #65 on: December 03, 2013, 08:34:57 AM »


It's too bad that Todd doesn't do basketball games. He could do his taste of the town bit. It would feature him waiting in line for 45 minutes in the alley behind Porter's that smells like piss. He'd lose his appetite and not even eat the sandwich.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2013, 08:55:08 AM »
http://www.kstatesports.com/

Man, I hate* this guy...

*I wish he played for us. He'd be my 2nd favorite player on this year's team.

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« Reply #67 on: December 03, 2013, 09:16:54 AM »
That propaganda poster is outstanding.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #68 on: December 03, 2013, 10:30:40 AM »


It's too bad that Todd doesn't do basketball games. He could do his taste of the town bit. It would feature him waiting in line for 45 minutes in the alley behind Porter's that smells like piss. He'd lose his appetite and not even eat the sandwich.
My friend Todd prefers the Chicken Fried Chicken at The Chef
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« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2013, 10:43:03 AM »
Did you happen to catch him purging after?  Well known fact the Toddster purges big time in order to maintain his tight bod.
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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2013, 11:05:46 AM »
his bod isn't that tight compared to mine and limestones, our bods are like carbon fiber


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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #71 on: December 03, 2013, 11:11:05 AM »
his bod isn't that tight compared to mine and limestones, our bods are like carbon fiber

In fairness to the Toddster, he's 52.  He's no longer a young buck.  I give him credit for doing what needs to be done (bulimia). 
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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2013, 11:12:44 AM »
bulimia is for pussies.  limestone and i keep live tapeworms in our stomachs to keep toned.  we don't even care about the worms because the ladies love our body armor like torsos and legs and arms.


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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2013, 12:38:21 PM »
http://www.kstatesports.com/

Man, I hate* this guy...

*I wish he played for us. He'd be my 2nd favorite player on this year's team.

I like Marshall about 1000x more than I like Gip.  I've grown to hate Thomas Gipson this season.

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Re: Marshall Henderson is coming!
« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2013, 12:45:12 PM »
Why?  Gip is great.