Looks like I'm gonna have to visit your uglier sister, "Former home of the DoD". It sucks cuz she used to be all hot, but not so much anymore. Back in the day I didn't even hardly look at you, it was all about FHOTDOD, but then you grew up and when you grew up, you grew up in all the right places.
But since you ain't puttin' out anymore, I'm forced to move on. Thanks for all the memories and I'll be sure to drop in occasionally so hopefully I can catch a nipple slip or something, but uhh yeah, I'll see you around.
