Author Topic: In game strategy for making a young man turn EMAW. (Read 3747 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **on:** November 22, 2013, 07:29:17 PM »

Friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cats,

Tomorrow I will be attending the game with my nephew. He's 10. His family is T-shirt squawk. We will be on the west side in some good seats. What are the key things I need to do to make him turn against his family and turn to the Mob Family?

I want tomorrow to be a day this kid looks back on and says "That's the day I knew I wanted to be a KSU Cat for everyday that follows until I perish."

#1cat

CNS · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2013, 07:40:45 PM »

yoEMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2013, 07:42:01 PM »

It was love at first sight for me. I don't think you can screw this up, fwiw.

Cire · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2013, 07:44:57 PM »

make his expectations really low.

Winters · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2013, 07:46:12 PM »

souvenir

Katpappy · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2013, 07:59:06 PM »

Smack the holy piss out of him every time OU scores. But when the Katz score, send him to the snack bar.

BackPayne · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:41:06 PM »

Once he sees Sams he'll be ours forever.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:42:47 PM »

the $5 hotdog and drink combo with souvenir cup seems like the closer here

Headinjun · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:49:26 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on November 22, 2013, 07:29:17 PM

Friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cats,

Tomorrow I will be attending the game with my nephew. He's 10. His family is T-shirt squawk. We will be on the west side in some good seats. What are the key things I need to do to make him turn against his family and turn to the Mob Family?

I want tomorrow to be a day this kid looks back on and says "That's the day I knew I wanted to be a KSU Cat for everyday that follows until I perish."

#1cat

Hope that Zimmerman does a flip during Senior announcements.

p1k3 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:49:40 PM »

the wabash cannonball of course

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:50:40 PM »

good one pike

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:51:14 PM »

His first farmhump will get him hooked.

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cDubya · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2013, 09:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on November 22, 2013, 07:59:06 PM

Smack the holy piss out of him every time OU scores. But when the Katz score, send him to the snack bar.

KITNfury · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2013, 09:37:27 PM »

Sneak him into the student section and make sure he gets lots of high gives.

CyberToothCat · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:16:23 PM »

Quote from: KITNfury on November 22, 2013, 09:37:27 PM

Sneak him into the student section and make sure he gets lots of high gives.

I'm so out of touch these days. WTF is a high give? Do you smoke it or just swallow it?

bones129 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:28:30 PM »

LHCBS writes a personal "welcome to EMAW" note to him at halftime and personally delivers it to him before the second half starts. The note will, of course, be scripted in LHCBS's famous lefthand slant.

steve dave · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:30:08 PM »

blackmail

bucket · « **Reply #17 on:** November 22, 2013, 10:44:59 PM »

Tailgate, be loud as eff in the game, and let him drive home

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** November 22, 2013, 11:55:12 PM »

Just make sure he goes to the game in Lawrence next weekend. Compare the 2

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2013, 11:29:28 PM »

Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops

hemmy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2013, 11:37:30 PM »

Wow, sounds like a complete loser

bones129 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2013, 11:39:29 PM »

Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.

Headinjun · « **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2013, 11:44:08 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on November 23, 2013, 11:29:28 PM

Plan failed. He just complained about the weather and talked about hoops

The weather was brutal. Heard a guy had a heart attack before the game.

Some lil guy a few rows in front of me was crying his eyes out because it was cold so his moms took him and left halfway through the 1st quarter.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2013, 11:45:07 PM »

Quote from: bones129 on November 23, 2013, 11:39:29 PM

Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.

I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.

That_Guy · « **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2013, 11:46:59 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on November 23, 2013, 11:45:07 PM

Quote from: bones129 on November 23, 2013, 11:39:29 PM
Give it another shot. Show him the DVR of tonight's "game" in Ames, then take him to the bloodbath at KU next weekend. If that doesn't convert him, nothing will.

I'm not taking him anywhere. He didn't say thanks.

Little crap, the youngsters are so unappreciative these days.