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How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« on: November 18, 2013, 11:46:12 AM »

We've all read the same tired ticket scan, etc...solutions to the attendance problem.

I have a better idea!



Kathy Ireland posters!  Who doesn't want one of those!?  Just imagine this hanging above your bed...yahtzee!

Feel free to post other novel ideas!  I want to see some creativity!


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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 11:57:27 AM »
ever wanted your very own fighting go wildcats cape before? well folks you are in luck and guess what!!??? you also get to support our cats ladies vball team. Be LOUD. Be PROUD. GO STATE!!!!!



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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2013, 12:20:27 PM »
These are all much better ideas than the ticket office calling me about twice a week since mid September.

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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2013, 12:59:14 PM »
kathy ireland?  are we only trying to bring in the over 50 crowd?
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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2013, 01:15:57 PM »
kathy ireland is a babe. id go just for the poster.
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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2013, 01:32:02 PM »
#beerinthebram

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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2013, 01:36:30 PM »
#beerinthebram

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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2013, 01:41:05 PM »
Would bring some angry back.  Might be a bad move though.

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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2013, 01:49:43 PM »
You guys know you can walk straight into the legends room to drink, right? They never check passes. I do it all the time.

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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2013, 03:46:13 PM »
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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2013, 03:48:58 PM »
If they had bacon wrapped little smokies and cheese dip with chips I think alot more people would go, bacon just isn't enough anymore.

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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2013, 03:50:10 PM »
No tests the next day for those who can present a ticket that was used. 


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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2013, 04:11:31 PM »
Kathy Ireland posters that work like those ink pens that when you turn them upside down, the bathing suit comes off, but with one small change, in order for the bathing suit to come off on the poster, everyone has to be yelling really loudly. Like maybe the clothes only come off when dB are at 90 and above. :fatty:

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Re: How to solve Bball attendance issue: Really, this will work!
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2013, 04:20:50 PM »
more marching cobras.