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favorite non chip, chip

doritos
30 (47.6%)
cheetos
19 (30.2%)
pringles
14 (22.2%)

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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« on: November 15, 2013, 10:11:55 AM »
knock, knock
who's there?
oh you know, just some chips...
just some chips who?
oh gee, it's just us...doritos, cheetos and pringles
hey dicks, I don't think you guys are really chips. get out of here.


somebody asks what they can bring and you say some potato chips and then they bring one of these. understandable but probably not technically doing what you asked, huh? and before you ask, yes I know there are multiple kinds of each and yes I know things like funyons exist. don't over think this one. which is best? who is best?  father knows best? this. is. snackoff.


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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2013, 10:12:34 AM »
d'reets
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 10:13:51 AM »
pringles just ooze class in this lineup

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 10:14:13 AM »
There is really no debate here.  Only eat doritos and Cheetos if you want gross, orange stained hands.  No thanks.
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2013, 10:14:47 AM »
'itos

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2013, 10:15:13 AM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2013, 10:15:41 AM »
Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.


Doritos.

/snackoff

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2013, 10:17:06 AM »
is there corn dip around? fritos.

no? cheetos.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2013, 10:18:21 AM »
Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.


Doritos.

/snackoff

lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2013, 10:19:38 AM »
Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.


Doritos.

/snackoff

lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro

A LOT BECAUSE ELWOOD IS rough ridin' AWESOME OK
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2013, 10:20:23 AM »
Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.


Doritos.

/snackoff

lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro

Are you telling me you wouldn't slam some dews with elwood given the chance? You're enhancing my point if anything.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2013, 10:21:13 AM »
Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.

And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.


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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2013, 10:21:20 AM »
Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.


Doritos.

/snackoff

lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro

Are you telling me you wouldn't slam some dews with elwood given the chance? You're enhancing my point if anything.

that's a different challenge (and the answer is that i'd help him kill that 18-pack)

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2013, 10:22:42 AM »
Extra crunchy potato chips of the salt-vinegar, 'peno, or bbq variety.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2013, 10:23:09 AM »
Doritos because the Taco shell was a game changer. Also these,


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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2013, 10:23:35 AM »
pringles are the tater tots of the potato chip world. this fact submitted without judgement.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2013, 10:26:10 AM »
Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.

And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.
I agree 100%, I'm just assuming in this scenario that we are having turkey sandwiches which pairs perfectly with cheetos.
BUT! Wait for it! I do like to make those awesome duck lips with 2 pringles chips

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2013, 10:27:55 AM »
it's tough cause I love them all
 so much you guys.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2013, 10:28:11 AM »
I can't eat Cheetos ever since I heard about how Mangino ate a family sized bag of puffs a day and left Cheeto stains on all the papers he touched in the football office. A+ source

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2013, 10:30:29 AM »
wow there are more fat gross people around here eating cheetohs than i thought

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2013, 10:32:27 AM »
ryan mueller likes cheetos

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2013, 10:33:22 AM »
cheetos are the grossest food on earth

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2013, 10:33:57 AM »
Extra crunchy potato chips of the salt-vinegar, 'peno, or bbq variety.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2013, 10:34:58 AM »
if sun chips were an option

or arts and marys jalapeno chips  :love: my mouth is watering

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2013, 10:35:19 AM »
the one good thing about cheetohs is that charlie puts cheetoh fingers on the wall with the cat in it. other than that, complete garbage/waste of time