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1 free ticket to K-State vs TCU... Lower Level on Saturday!!
1 free smell of BP
1 free handful of BP's popcorn
1 free conversation with BP

With special guest.....  American Standard!!

ABSOLUTELY NO WEIRDOS!

PM for details and why I should pick you.


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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2013, 09:58:47 AM »
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2013, 10:00:31 AM »
Will American Standard get a free handful of popcorn as well?  If so, does he wash his hands?

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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2013, 10:00:43 AM »
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2013, 10:17:40 AM »
Will American Standard get a free handful of popcorn as well?  If so, does he wash his hands?

Standard can buy his own damn popcorn!  He is, however, supposed to be buying me (us) a nice big bottle of Makers... Perhaps he'll give you a pull off the jug.

ps - I don't think he bathes or washes his hands, so your seat will be upwind & next to mine so that you don't have to smell him.
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2013, 10:26:56 AM »
I think ERII should take this opportunity
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 12:35:43 PM »
I think ERII should take this opportunity
He already turned down WAY better accommodations.

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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 01:11:15 PM »
I think ERII should take this opportunity
He already turned down WAY better accommodations.
I heard!  :surprised:
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 01:20:11 PM »
If I went to football games, I'd be all over this.
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2013, 01:43:18 PM »
I think ERII should take this opportunity
He already turned down WAY better accommodations.
I heard!  :surprised:

I heard these accommodations in Wichita are going to be pretty elite.

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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 02:11:25 PM »
I think ERII should take this opportunity
He already turned down WAY better accommodations.
I heard!  :surprised:

I heard these accommodations in Wichita are going to be pretty elite.
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 02:14:31 PM »
would pak with BP, but will be in Denver pre-Chiefs paking
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2013, 02:15:55 PM »
would pak with BP, but will be in Denver pre-Chiefs paking

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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2013, 07:23:37 PM »
Guys, despite the fact that toilet boy from TCU is joining us, the response has been overwhelming.  So, I apologize if your PM was rejected due to my inbox being full.

I'm going to close the application process now and begin sorting through all of the thoughtful and well written responses.  I hope to have an announcement by mid-day tomorrow. 

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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2013, 03:30:44 PM »
Who won, BP?
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2013, 03:48:49 PM »
What if I can only stay for part of the game?
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2013, 04:20:27 PM »
What if I can only stay for part of the game?
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2013, 05:34:50 PM »
would pak with BP, but will be in Denver pre-Chiefs paking

Me too!  :peek:
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2013, 05:58:02 PM »
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2013, 12:59:27 AM »
I'm officially in town...   Was a tough choice, but we have a winner!!

Kat Kid!!!

Not sure if he wants his essay published tho.

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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2013, 06:51:54 PM »
Pre-game?  ON FIELD.

Tailgate?  BOOKCAT ENCOUNTER.

In game?  SEZ next to TCU to talk trash in their faces!

End game?  See the Cantele kick sail through in to the section over and then high five all bros and point and laugh at Texas Christians.

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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2013, 07:00:05 PM »
sounds like a blast, did you nut punch american standard when the field goal went through?
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Re: Better than "Bruceketball with KK" Opportunity... FOOTBALL w BP!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2013, 07:09:20 PM »
sounds like a blast, did you nut punch american standard when the field goal went through?

Cantele did that.  I just laughed.