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Paul Rhoads
« on: November 13, 2013, 06:08:30 PM »
Ran into a guy at the gym here in Minneapolis who played LB for Iowa State back in the mid 90s. He saw my elite k-state shirt and started up a convo with me regarding how studly our cats are and then he gave me a rundown on the clones dumpster fire of a season. From what he says, our friend Paul might not have all of the support and backing that the public believes he has. This guy stated that he's still pretty connected with the university and program, and that word is slowly getting out to alums from the players and staff that Paul is genuinely disliked, and that the team is giving up on him. This guy could have just been blowing hot air, but i was dumbfounded to come across a clone who wasn't drooling over Paul. Just thought i'd share.

He also said that he was at ISU while the Mayor was playing there ....confirmed that he was a total boss on campus.  :love:


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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 06:24:58 PM »
Well, Paul is the worst coach in college football at any level so....

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 07:01:51 PM »
Players giving up on their coach when they're staring down a 1-11 season?  Say it ain't so!?
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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 07:05:23 PM »
He's so weird.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 07:29:59 PM »
Well this thread is golden.
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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 09:31:57 PM »
Well this thread is golden.
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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 11:32:32 PM »
After winning his first game as interim coach at Eastern Michigan, Stan Parrish (he of "Air Parrish" fame at KSU) is clearly the leading candidate to replace Personable Paul.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2013, 11:52:57 PM »
i like this thread, MBP.  was the guy throwing tons of weight around or no?


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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 12:06:43 AM »
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.
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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 12:09:11 AM »
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2013, 12:38:59 AM »
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

Would have believed without the homosexuality and kid diddling.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 12:43:23 AM »
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

Would have believed without the homosexuality and kid diddling.

That's the most believable part tho
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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 01:03:52 AM »
Well, Paul is the worst coach in college football at any level so....

He's definitely no Chuck Weiss, who deserves at least two more years to resurrect sleeping giant and TSC bro KU.
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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2013, 08:49:28 AM »
They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids.
Westboro Baptist member?

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2013, 08:57:39 AM »
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Hey brainiac, if he turned to dust, there wouldn't be much to bury.   :facepalm:  Likely, his dust would be scattered like Fitz' children - hayseeds in the wind. 

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2013, 09:48:51 AM »
I think the vast majority of ISU fans know Rhoads is the best they can get, and he is totally awful.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2013, 11:04:12 AM »
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

wow, that's a little harsh Mrs. Rhoads.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2013, 11:29:05 AM »
Well let's not forget that Rhoads did have ISU ranked #25 in the coaches poll the week that we played them last year, so he can't be that bad, right?  But I guess that Prince had KSU barely ranked when we played KU in 2007 and was fired the following year, so maybe it doesn't mean all that much.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2013, 11:52:58 AM »
Why are Iowans so terrible at the internet? MiR, please advise

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2013, 11:56:23 AM »
I know a ex Kansas State LB who told me the other day that LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder is actually a living corpse, and that after he turns into dust he will be buried under LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder Stadium right at the 50 yard line. They also told me that he is a raging homosexual and likes to diddle kids. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but he's pretty reliable.

Worst post I've ever seen here. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

Would have believed without the homosexuality and kid diddling.

That's the most believable part tho
Must suck losing to a 'kid diddler' every year
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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2013, 08:45:15 PM »
Why are Iowans so terrible at the internet? MiR, please advise

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2013, 09:02:20 PM »
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2013, 09:21:06 PM »
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

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Re: Paul Rhoads
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2013, 10:21:56 PM »
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.

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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2013, 10:43:33 PM »
I don't believe at all that ISU fans are turning on Rhoads. Not a chance.

They're not

This is so strange.  I can't comprehend how low their self-esteem must be to think that he's really the best they'll ever get.

It's mind-boggling.

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