when i was a junior in high school, my girlfriend's older sister worked as a lifeguard during her summers home from college. one time she was at a lifeguard party or something at her friends house, and she wasn't feeling well (either drank too much or was just sick, not sure) so she went to lay down in her friend's bed. a while later, she was woken up by a male lifeguard who she knew, because he was touching her in some obviously extremely inappropriate way while she was asleep. she got pissed and went home. i knew who the guy was, because he was a senior at my high school.
about a week later i just happened to see this guy at an outdoor bonfire-type party. my three friends and i were walking away from the fire, and this rough ridin' creep and his crew were just getting there, walking towards the fire. i had just cracked a beer, taken one sip out of it, when i see this guy, about 20-25 feet away from me. for some reason, without even thinking about it, i reach back and launch my 99% full beer can in his general direction. as luck would have it, i rough ridin' pegged him square in the face. he immediately steps to us. one of my friends was a large offensive lineman / rugby player (8MP you know him) who is always ready for a fight (and knew what this creep had done) and immediately got right in his face. i sort of just stood there like a total pussy. but i'm not a fighter. anyway my friend was like basically frothing at the mouth to knock this guy out but it was sort of broken up before it could turn into a real fight.
anyway moral of the story is i am not a fighter but i can sometimes nail you with a beer can from really far away. also don't eff with females when they are asleep.
