Real life fighting you thread

[ednksu]

If college counts, then yes.  It was a really bad idea and I got in a lot of trouble afterward.  A friend and I got into it with some guys walking home from the bars.  I knocked one of them out.  Not with a punch, I threw him into a van and he hit his head on the bumper.  He was snoring immediately.  The fight ended then.  Everyone was pretty freaked out on account of how unnatural it sounded.  Went back to our dorm and cops were there because some kid was passed out drunk in the middle of the hallway.  The cops stopped us on our way to our room.  One of the cops said as I walked by "Why don't you tell me about that guy you just knocked out?"  I was really drunk and couldn't figure out how the eff he knew that so soon or that we were involved.  In hindsight, I had on a white baseball cap and an orange polo.  I was pretty muscle-bound at the time.  My friend was wearing a maroon shirt and he is black and had cornrow braids at the time.  The two of us together was a pretty easy apb descripto.  Anyway, I got arrested and they charged me with felony aggravated battery.  I had to do two weeks in county jail and 300 public service hours and two years of probation to get it dropped down to a misdemeanor conviction.  I also had to pay several thousand dollars to the other guy's insurance because he had to get a CAT scan or MRI or something plus stitches and of course the ambulance ride.  County jail was a very interesting experience (many stories and really not bad at all except for the food), but the whole situation took almost a year to resolve and it was very stressful with the felony hanging over my head.  I would have gladly let them talk all sorts of crap on me and just walked away had I known what I was in store for.  Being a badass is for dunces.

Important story, bread.

I would not risk my health, financial, or legal status to prove some point to a stranger talking crap.

I would fight lots of people if getting arrested wasn't going to happen. I think people on the internet and irl act out of pocket because there isn't a real credible threat to get beaten up. I have a real issue with people who act like assholes and I feel like its really easy for people to treat others like crap, wouldn't be the case if you were afraid of swallowing your teeth.

I very nearly got into a fight in OKC with some gE elites. These dudes were absolutely looking for trouble and we would have worn them out, but these are the dudes who start fights and then call the cops after they get their asees kicked. I don't need an arrest record.

How much more of a thin skinned neanderthal could you be?  You're basically stating than anyone that is an bad person towards you is in store for an ass kicking (or your 'attempt' at one).  There is no respect or honor in fighting over words or inconsequential actions.  Grow up.

Hey fuckwit, here's a tip. When you read a post try to actually read it and not scan it and then reply with whatever preconceived notion you had in your head. I'm really confused as to how you assessed that I'd fight anyone who was an bad person to me. How in the hell did you miss me saying in the very post you quoted that I didn't fight these guys who were assholes to me and my friends? Not only did I not fight them but I physically stopped a punch that would have put one of those shitheads to sleep. I posted another non-fighting story in this thread where a guy ashed his cigarette head but I didn't fight him.

Don't paraphrase if you have reading and comprehension problems, buddy. My point is that people would be less inclined to be assholes to others if there were a credible threat of retaliation. This really isn't a controversial issue unless you are one of those people who think it is cool to say and do foul crap to people and don't expect retribution.

You have terrible rage issues which need to be addressed.  This isn't first time you've had people notice how unbalanced you are.  We need not go do our past too much, but trying to find out where someone sits so you can fight them in the Bram is terrible and I'm not the only one on here you have threatened with physical violence.  You are the bad person you claim to hate in your stories.  Congrats, you've earned a great rep of going from ad hominem attacks to threats of violence because of your excessively short fuse.  At least I've gone on record about admitting my mistakes about my comments, where as you try and duck responsibility for being out of control with your emotions.

  ugh shut up. Do me a favor this weekend and go out, find a bunch of Riley Rats and call one of them a pussy like you did anonymously to Jacob Pullen. Also wear a name tag that says ednksu and tell us where you will do it at so I can be there ing my ass off.

Way to dodge your rage issues.  Violence isn't the answer and I don't think Jake needs a rageaholic to defend him on a message board.  I know you think you're an internet badass, but you come off as a sour fool who threatens people for stuff they've long ago admitted was stupid to say, very immature to say the least. 

[MakeItRain]

If college counts, then yes.  It was a really bad idea and I got in a lot of trouble afterward.  A friend and I got into it with some guys walking home from the bars.  I knocked one of them out.  Not with a punch, I threw him into a van and he hit his head on the bumper.  He was snoring immediately.  The fight ended then.  Everyone was pretty freaked out on account of how unnatural it sounded.  Went back to our dorm and cops were there because some kid was passed out drunk in the middle of the hallway.  The cops stopped us on our way to our room.  One of the cops said as I walked by "Why don't you tell me about that guy you just knocked out?"  I was really drunk and couldn't figure out how the eff he knew that so soon or that we were involved.  In hindsight, I had on a white baseball cap and an orange polo.  I was pretty muscle-bound at the time.  My friend was wearing a maroon shirt and he is black and had cornrow braids at the time.  The two of us together was a pretty easy apb descripto.  Anyway, I got arrested and they charged me with felony aggravated battery.  I had to do two weeks in county jail and 300 public service hours and two years of probation to get it dropped down to a misdemeanor conviction.  I also had to pay several thousand dollars to the other guy's insurance because he had to get a CAT scan or MRI or something plus stitches and of course the ambulance ride.  County jail was a very interesting experience (many stories and really not bad at all except for the food), but the whole situation took almost a year to resolve and it was very stressful with the felony hanging over my head.  I would have gladly let them talk all sorts of crap on me and just walked away had I known what I was in store for.  Being a badass is for dunces.

Important story, bread.

I would not risk my health, financial, or legal status to prove some point to a stranger talking crap.

I would fight lots of people if getting arrested wasn't going to happen. I think people on the internet and irl act out of pocket because there isn't a real credible threat to get beaten up. I have a real issue with people who act like assholes and I feel like its really easy for people to treat others like crap, wouldn't be the case if you were afraid of swallowing your teeth.

I very nearly got into a fight in OKC with some gE elites. These dudes were absolutely looking for trouble and we would have worn them out, but these are the dudes who start fights and then call the cops after they get their asees kicked. I don't need an arrest record.

How much more of a thin skinned neanderthal could you be?  You're basically stating than anyone that is an bad person towards you is in store for an ass kicking (or your 'attempt' at one).  There is no respect or honor in fighting over words or inconsequential actions.  Grow up.

Hey fuckwit, here's a tip. When you read a post try to actually read it and not scan it and then reply with whatever preconceived notion you had in your head. I'm really confused as to how you assessed that I'd fight anyone who was an bad person to me. How in the hell did you miss me saying in the very post you quoted that I didn't fight these guys who were assholes to me and my friends? Not only did I not fight them but I physically stopped a punch that would have put one of those shitheads to sleep. I posted another non-fighting story in this thread where a guy ashed his cigarette head but I didn't fight him.

Don't paraphrase if you have reading and comprehension problems, buddy. My point is that people would be less inclined to be assholes to others if there were a credible threat of retaliation. This really isn't a controversial issue unless you are one of those people who think it is cool to say and do foul crap to people and don't expect retribution.

You have terrible rage issues which need to be addressed.  This isn't first time you've had people notice how unbalanced you are.  We need not go do our past too much, but trying to find out where someone sits so you can fight them in the Bram is terrible and I'm not the only one on here you have threatened with physical violence.  You are the bad person you claim to hate in your stories.  Congrats, you've earned a great rep of going from ad hominem attacks to threats of violence because of your excessively short fuse.  At least I've gone on record about admitting my mistakes about my comments, where as you try and duck responsibility for being out of control with your emotions.

  ugh shut up. Do me a favor this weekend and go out, find a bunch of Riley Rats and call one of them a pussy like you did anonymously to Jacob Pullen. Also wear a name tag that says ednksu and tell us where you will do it at so I can be there ing my ass off.

Way to dodge your rage issues.  Violence isn't the answer and I don't think Jake needs a rageaholic to defend him on a message board.  I know you think you're an internet badass, but you come off as a sour fool who threatens people for stuff they've long ago admitted was stupid to say, very immature to say the least.

Yep, you got me. I feel so empty and hollow. Thank you ednksu, thank you!

[michigancat]

why did you start this thread, MiR?

[MakeItRain]

why don't you both stick your heads up each others ass and fight for air

[OK_Cat]

yeah, pretty weird thread.  MiR needs to take a lap for this one.

[FP TC etc.]

I punched a guy my senior year in HS during a soccer game that we were both playing in.

It was "senior day" and we had a girl on our team (no girls team). She usually played with the JV team but the coach put her in because it was senior day. We were winning like 3-0 and she got the ball, the dude on the other team lowered his shoulder and just laid her out, her feet flew over her head and the whole deal. She immediately started bawling.

All happened right in front of me and I immediately punched him directly in the face. Didn't even think about doing it, it just happened.

Got a red card for it. 

[sunny_cat]

I punched a guy my senior year in HS during a soccer game that we were both playing in.

It was "senior day" and we had a girl on our team (no girls team). She usually played with the JV team but the coach put her in because it was senior day. We were winning like 3-0 and she got the ball, the dude on the other team lowered his shoulder and just laid her out, her feet flew over her head and the whole deal. She immediately started bawling.

All happened right in front of me and I immediately punched him directly in the face. Didn't even think about doing it, it just happened.

Got a red card for it. 

Wow, great story!

[MakeItRain]

why did you start this thread, MiR?

Bizarre question, no? Why does anyone start a thread? Was it not going fine, with people telling fighting stories until pendergast started raging?

[MakeItRain]

I punched a guy my senior year in HS during a soccer game that we were both playing in.

It was "senior day" and we had a girl on our team (no girls team). She usually played with the JV team but the coach put her in because it was senior day. We were winning like 3-0 and she got the ball, the dude on the other team lowered his shoulder and just laid her out, her feet flew over her head and the whole deal. She immediately started bawling.

All happened right in front of me and I immediately punched him directly in the face. Didn't even think about doing it, it just happened.

Got a red card for it. 

Wow, great story!

Yes, back on track here

[Tobias]

why did you start this thread, MiR?

because of question #5.  it's meant to go down just like the end of Seven

[Pendergast]

why did you start this thread, MiR?

Bizarre question, no? Why does anyone start a thread? Was it not going fine, with people telling fighting stories until pendergast started raging?

It's a good question, I mean it's interesting to see into the mind of a racist poster.

[ednksu]

See MiR my identity here is wrapped up in trying to win +1 internets for the day by making comments about people behind their backs and sure as crap isn't founded on my want to threaten people.  You do lead a hollow existence if you really act the way you claim you do.  Stop acting like an immature child who lashes out at people you disagree with.  You were 100% right that my comments were inappropriate at the time.  But I owned it, and more importantly I've moved on.  You on the other hand continue with your history of threatening violence for perceived slights that only the most sophomoric of society would take offense to. For the sake of your health and personal well being I hope you can find some help to move post these issues.  I'd be willing to wager that a lot of people would love to have a beer with you to hear some of your knowledge on sports, but I'd guess many wouldn't want to deal with the trouble your issues also bring to the table. 

[MakeItRain]

yeah, pretty weird thread.  MiR needs to take a lap for this one.

7 pages and 1500 views in 24 hours, yeah I really mumped up huh?

[OK_Cat]

yeah, pretty weird thread.  MiR needs to take a lap for this one.

7 pages and 1500 views in 24 hours, yeah I really mumped up huh?

to be fair, 95% of it is you and 2 knuckleheads comparing dick sizes

[MakeItRain]

See MiR my identity here is wrapped up in trying to win +1 internets for the day by making comments about people behind their backs and sure as crap isn't founded on my want to threaten people.  You do lead a hollow existence if you really act the way you claim you do.  Stop acting like an immature child who lashes out at people you disagree with.  You were 100% right that my comments were inappropriate at the time.  But I owned it, and more importantly I've moved on.  You on the other hand continue with your history of threatening violence for perceived slights that only the most sophomoric of society would take offense to. For the sake of your health and personal well being I hope you can find some help to move post these issues.  I'd be willing to wager that a lot of people would love to have a beer with you to hear some of your knowledge on sports, but I'd guess many wouldn't want to deal with the trouble your issues also bring to the table.

Literally no way me nor anyone else read this, come on man do you really take yourself so seriously where you started a massive block of text with "see MiR my identity here is..." Holy crap

why did you start this thread, MiR?

Bizarre question, no? Why does anyone start a thread? Was it not going fine, with people telling fighting stories until pendergast started raging?

It's a good question, I mean it's interesting to see into the mind of a racist poster.

I can't be racist, I have a white friend

[MakeItRain]

yeah, pretty weird thread.  MiR needs to take a lap for this one.

7 pages and 1500 views in 24 hours, yeah I really mumped up huh?

to be fair, 95% of it is you and 2 knuckleheads comparing dick sizes

Yet you can't pull yourself away, thanks for the views.

[michigancat]

why did you start this thread, MiR?

Bizarre question, no? Why does anyone start a thread? Was it not going fine, with people telling fighting stories until pendergast started raging?

I don't know, it seems like you wanted to call people out or pick an internet fight because of name-calling. Sometimes people start threads for that reason.

[Pendergast]

yeah, pretty weird thread.  MiR needs to take a lap for this one.

7 pages and 1500 views in 24 hours, yeah I really mumped up huh?

to be fair, 95% of it is you and 2 knuckleheads comparing dick sizes

Yet you can't pull yourself away, thanks for the views.

Mine's bigger, I mean, just to be clear.

[ednksu]

I don't care if you hide behind that bravado MiR.   You know I'm right, deep down inside, and that is why you are acting this way. 
I'll save you the trouble
TL:DNR

[sunny_cat]

why did you start this thread, MiR?

Bizarre question, no? Why does anyone start a thread? Was it not going fine, with people telling fighting stories until pendergast started raging?

I don't know, it seems like you wanted to call people out or pick an internet fight because of name-calling. Sometimes people start threads for that reason.

eff you, michigancat! You wanna take this outside?!

[OK_Cat]

i'm gonna beat all your asses

[420seriouscat69]

I would love to kick some of your asses. Line up, Kim Carnes first.

[sunny_cat]

I would love to kick some of your asses. Line up, Kim Carnes first.

Not me tho, right?

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

If you're going through life kicking asses and/or itching to kick asses, you're doing it wrong.  Sorry.

[420seriouscat69]

I would love to kick some of your asses. Line up, Kim Carnes first.

Not me tho, right?

Nah.