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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #600 on: March 03, 2016, 07:51:29 AM »
knockdown, bloody/broken nose, adrenaline boner (me)

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #601 on: March 03, 2016, 08:27:15 AM »
Cops get called?

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« Reply #602 on: March 03, 2016, 08:34:50 AM »
where were you?

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« Reply #603 on: March 03, 2016, 08:45:37 AM »
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« Reply #604 on: March 03, 2016, 09:00:12 AM »
it was right in front of 2 cop cars that had their lights on. we just walked to a cab and went on our way. another friend said he was taken away in an ambulance

random drunk english guy talking to us, my buddy was being friendly back but he mistook it thought he was being made fun of, so he got all aggressive and slapped my friend. risky move for me, he was jacked and i'm skinny. but the terrified look on his face when he was on the ground crabwalking away :lol:

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #605 on: March 03, 2016, 09:01:04 AM »
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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #606 on: March 03, 2016, 09:01:22 AM »

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #607 on: March 03, 2016, 09:02:04 AM »
are you sure the jacked guy didn't have man boobs and are you sure those man boobs weren't just regular boobs and are you sure you didn't just hit a female?  :frown:

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« Reply #608 on: March 03, 2016, 09:04:10 AM »
lol, total made up story (or he hit a woman)

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« Reply #609 on: March 03, 2016, 09:05:44 AM »
are you sure the jacked guy didn't have man boobs and are you sure those man boobs weren't just regular boobs and are you sure you didn't just hit a female?  :frown:

maybe it was, i did get a boner after all

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #610 on: March 03, 2016, 09:10:11 AM »
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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #611 on: March 03, 2016, 09:31:51 AM »
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Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #612 on: March 03, 2016, 09:32:13 AM »
angel rodriguez' success is tearing this blog apart

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #613 on: March 03, 2016, 09:35:02 AM »
does your hand hurt?

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #614 on: March 03, 2016, 09:36:16 AM »
Sounds pretty beta to lose your temper so easily
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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #615 on: March 03, 2016, 10:21:06 AM »
Probably already mentioned in this thread, but one time at Rusty's I took a punch to the face from a riley rat and didn't even spill my full bourbon and coke.  Told him he hit like a girl and that was that.

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #616 on: March 03, 2016, 10:42:10 AM »
I was trying to break up a fight in Aggieville one time and I punched this guys elbow with my face.  I went down hard and it hurt my face pretty bad but I imagine that guys elbow stung a little big too.


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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #617 on: March 03, 2016, 12:19:19 PM »
sounds quite beta.

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #618 on: March 03, 2016, 12:29:21 PM »
Nobody would ever think to start something with me

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #619 on: March 03, 2016, 12:42:05 PM »
in high school one time at a bonfire party i saw a dude that i knew had been creepy with the sister of my gf at the time. so i threw a full can of beer at him from a good 25 yards away, and somehow (this is an IRL true story) the full can of beer hit this dude right in the forehead. effing pegged him. one in a million shot. anyway the dude and his two goons get all upset and come over to me and my bros ready to throw down. i stood behind my larger friends and then some girl stepped in and prevented anything from happening. that's how you alpha dog it guys. you drop a laser guided bomb from a mile away and don't let the idiot retaliate.  :gocho:

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #620 on: March 03, 2016, 12:43:45 PM »
Sounds pretty beta to lose your temper so easily

sounds quite beta.

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #621 on: March 03, 2016, 12:46:19 PM »

in high school one time at a bonfire party i saw a dude that i knew had been creepy with the sister of my gf at the time. so i threw a full can of beer at him from a good 25 yards away, and somehow (this is an IRL true story) the full can of beer hit this dude right in the forehead. effing pegged him. one in a million shot. anyway the dude and his two goons get all upset and come over to me and my bros ready to throw down. i stood behind my larger friends and then some girl stepped in and prevented anything from happening. that's how you alpha dog it guys. you drop a laser guided bomb from a mile away and don't let the idiot retaliate.  :gocho:

I would have smashed your face in and taken your gf. Jk jk but seriously

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #622 on: March 03, 2016, 12:48:02 PM »
it wouldn't have been a one in a million shot to hit the big train in the forehead from 25 yards away

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #623 on: March 03, 2016, 12:49:05 PM »
I would have caught it

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Re: Real life fighting you thread
« Reply #624 on: March 03, 2016, 12:54:58 PM »
stuns, I'm glad you are ok