Real life fighting you thread

[slobber]

KingTutPotatoFamineCat has lots of great real life fighting you stories

Fun fact. ben ji has actually tussled with KingTutPotatoFamineCat at least once in the ole frat house days.

KTPFC was pissed at ben ji's roommate for some reason and kept pounding on our door at 2am while ben ji was trying to get some sleep after a hard night of bing'n. Next thing you know 2 shirtless bro's are slamming through dry wall like the koolaide man.

No face punches, just some good ole fashion scrummin.

You are a shirtless bad ass Ben Ji.

I was shirtless because I was asleep, not sure why KTPFC was shirtless tho.

People who take their shirts off right before a fight are dumbasses and I always hope they lose.

What about the guy that has a full beer and then walks up to somebody and asks them to hold his beer. When person two grabs the beer, person 1 hits person 2 and the full beer goes flying and gets on person 2 and some other innocent bystanders? I always wish person 2 would get up and kick person 1's ass, because that seems like a dick move. Ya kno?

[Stevesie60]

omg tell that to every single person in fight club 

Except Bob.

[mocat]

omg tell that to every single person in fight club 

Except Bob.

LOPAKMAN = PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHTS!!!

[SdK]

Yes. MIR, I'd real life box you in a heartbeat.

Just make sure you have an advocate from the NAACP and ACLU there, I'd hate for you to waste an opportunity to turn it into a hate crime. Then when you're laying on the canvas, well this is a family blog, I'd do something special for taking jabs at what I was born with while lashing out at every turn about yours.

[michigancat]

Yes. MIR, I'd real life box you in a heartbeat.

Just make sure you have an advocate from the NAACP and ACLU there, I'd hate for you to waste an opportunity to turn it into a hate crime. Then when you're laying on the canvas, well this is a family blog, I'd do something special for taking jabs at what I was born with while lashing out at every turn about yours.

sundance, you need to cool it.

[SdK]

Yes. MIR, I'd real life box you in a heartbeat.

Just make sure you have an advocate from the NAACP and ACLU there, I'd hate for you to waste an opportunity to turn it into a hate crime. Then when you're laying on the canvas, well this is a family blog, I'd do something special for taking jabs at what I was born with while lashing out at every turn about yours.

sundance, you need to cool it.

Why?

[michigancat]

You're looking like a obsessive complete fool and kind of making me sad because I'm kind of worried about you.

[CNS]

You're looking like a obsessive complete fool and kind of making me sad because I'm kind of worried about you.

Agreed. Also,  regardless of the outcome,  nothing would get resolved or proven by fighting someone you don't even know.

[SdK]

There is nothing to worry about. I've been sober for over a week now. I made a post when drunk that went off on MIR, then later revealed a bit about why I made it days later. From then on, posters have decided to bring it up as a tap out. I've just decided that being polite serves no purpose. If you want to post idiotic crap, I'll call you out on it. We can have a witty debate, I'll win, you can bring up my being an alcoholic. Cute.

MIR likes to mouth off a lot and try to always spin everything into posters being sexist or racist. Well, I am neither, so I've decided I'm the perfect person to ridicule him over and over. Couple that with missing out on a ticket for a men's bball game because I pak'd too hard over the Cotton Bowl loss and him saying he'd like to throw me down some stairs, and being in the same place twice since then and him avoiding the crap out of me makes him the definition of internet badass. I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion. MIR(semen) sounds perfect.

[OK_Cat]

 

[SdK]

You're looking like a obsessive complete fool and kind of making me sad because I'm kind of worried about you.

Agreed. Also,  regardless of the outcome,  nothing would get resolved or proven by fighting someone you don't even know.

Something gets proven when someone says they want to throw you down some stairs and you offer to meet them and they don't reply.

[Mr Bread]

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion.

Not that this is the part of this thread that anyone cares about, but just for the record, I'm positive we've had gay posters here before.

[Emo EMAW]

I don't like where this is headed guys. 

[Mr Bread]

I don't like where this is headed guys.

What do you have against nowhere?

[michigancat]

There is nothing to worry about. I've been sober for over a week now. I made a post when drunk that went off on MIR, then later revealed a bit about why I made it days later. From then on, posters have decided to bring it up as a tap out. I've just decided that being polite serves no purpose. If you want to post idiotic crap, I'll call you out on it. We can have a witty debate, I'll win, you can bring up my being an alcoholic. Cute.

MIR likes to mouth off a lot and try to always spin everything into posters being sexist or racist. Well, I am neither, so I've decided I'm the perfect person to ridicule him over and over. Couple that with missing out on a ticket for a men's bball game because I pak'd too hard over the Cotton Bowl loss and him saying he'd like to throw me down some stairs, and being in the same place twice since then and him avoiding the crap out of me makes him the definition of internet badass. I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion. MIR(semen) sounds perfect.

Oh, I forgot about the whole ticket thing. That was pretty shitty of you, sundance.

[SdK]

I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion.

Not that this is the part of this thread that anyone cares about, but just for the record, I'm positive we've had gay posters here before.

Openly? My point was that MIR gets away with a lot of his crap because he is a minority and anyone that calls him out on crap has to be careful about their wording because he'll just call them racist or sexist if he can find a way to twist their words to suit it. Though in the past week I've quoted him loving the crap out of a guy that objectifies women as pieces of meat and also him directly contradicting his stance on Leti.

So yes, in message board world, it's very freeing to be part of a minority. It grants you liberties that should never be exploited.

[DQ12]

I don't like where this is headed guys. 

I do.  Now this is what I call some big league combofanning.

[SdK]

There is nothing to worry about. I've been sober for over a week now. I made a post when drunk that went off on MIR, then later revealed a bit about why I made it days later. From then on, posters have decided to bring it up as a tap out. I've just decided that being polite serves no purpose. If you want to post idiotic crap, I'll call you out on it. We can have a witty debate, I'll win, you can bring up my being an alcoholic. Cute.

MIR likes to mouth off a lot and try to always spin everything into posters being sexist or racist. Well, I am neither, so I've decided I'm the perfect person to ridicule him over and over. Couple that with missing out on a ticket for a men's bball game because I pak'd too hard over the Cotton Bowl loss and him saying he'd like to throw me down some stairs, and being in the same place twice since then and him avoiding the crap out of me makes him the definition of internet badass. I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion. MIR(semen) sounds perfect.

Oh, I forgot about the whole ticket thing. That was pretty shitty of you, sundance.

Yes, and somehow the person that I slighted (winters) and I have made up since then. Trim was giving me the ticket, I mumped it up, shorted Winters a ticket and MIR decided to chime in.

[michigancat]

I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion.

Not that this is the part of this thread that anyone cares about, but just for the record, I'm positive we've had gay posters here before.

Openly? My point was that MIR gets away with a lot of his crap because he is a minority and anyone that calls him out on crap has to be careful about their wording because he'll just call them racist or sexist if he can find a way to twist their words to suit it. Though in the past week I've quoted him loving the crap out of a guy that objectifies women as pieces of meat and also him directly contradicting his stance on Leti.

So yes, in message board world, it's very freeing to be part of a minority. It grants you liberties that should never be exploited.

I call MiR out on his crap when he deserves to be called out on his crap, as do a lot of other posters. See: this rough ridin' thread

Try not to be such a dumbass in the future.

[SdK]

I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion.

Not that this is the part of this thread that anyone cares about, but just for the record, I'm positive we've had gay posters here before.

Openly? My point was that MIR gets away with a lot of his crap because he is a minority and anyone that calls him out on crap has to be careful about their wording because he'll just call them racist or sexist if he can find a way to twist their words to suit it. Though in the past week I've quoted him loving the crap out of a guy that objectifies women as pieces of meat and also him directly contradicting his stance on Leti.

So yes, in message board world, it's very freeing to be part of a minority. It grants you liberties that should never be exploited.

I call MiR out on his crap when he deserves to be called out on his crap, as do a lot of other posters. See: this rough ridin' thread

Try not to be such a dumbass in the future.

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[Spracne]

Are you trying to say something about the increased incidence of diabetes among the black population?

[michigancat]

I'd almost like to get a new ip address and sign up as goEMAW's first gay poster, just so that I could call people homophobes and bigots without repercussion.

Not that this is the part of this thread that anyone cares about, but just for the record, I'm positive we've had gay posters here before.

Openly? My point was that MIR gets away with a lot of his crap because he is a minority and anyone that calls him out on crap has to be careful about their wording because he'll just call them racist or sexist if he can find a way to twist their words to suit it. Though in the past week I've quoted him loving the crap out of a guy that objectifies women as pieces of meat and also him directly contradicting his stance on Leti.

So yes, in message board world, it's very freeing to be part of a minority. It grants you liberties that should never be exploited.

I call MiR out on his crap when he deserves to be called out on his crap, as do a lot of other posters. See: this rough ridin' thread

Try not to be such a dumbass in the future.

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I'd honestly love to see you share some examples where someone MiR called someone a racist or sexist where it wasn't justified.

[420seriouscat69]

BP is really spiking when I come to this thread. 

[CNS]

BP is really spiking when I come to this thread. 

You should fight your BP.