Author Topic: support oscar and support the cats! (Read 3680 times)

pissclams · « **on:** November 10, 2013, 03:08:00 PM »

oscar is gonna get this thing turned around!
he is a hard worker and won't quit until the job is done. i am 100% confident that oscar is the man for the job. we're getting better every day.
now is not the time to jump off the ship guys, dr oscar is in the house and about to get busy with it.

pissclams · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:08:14 PM »

we are good!

The Big Train · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:11:38 PM »

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:28:51 PM »

i would let him do anything because he's the boss and our general

DQ12 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:29:53 PM »

dr. oscar MD, ready to cure every hoops-related ailment the cats have.

0.42 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2013, 04:06:38 PM »

But can he sell a copy of CoD:Ghosts for $52 on craigslist?

0.42 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2013, 04:07:10 PM »

Can he chug a half gallon of milk, spike it, and not throw up afterwards?

0.42 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2013, 04:08:20 PM »

Can he make random cameos with celebrities in KC's bar districts?

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2013, 04:36:47 PM »

oscar can do anything basically so yes

Cire · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2013, 04:37:24 PM »

I don't think he's a hard worker.

kim carnes · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2013, 04:41:27 PM »

Quote from: Cire on November 10, 2013, 04:37:24 PM

I don't think he's a hard worker.

yeah, like not at all

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2013, 05:25:08 PM »

If he has time to walk his own dogs, mow his own yard, etc then he isn't a hard worker by D1 coach standards.

ednksu · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2013, 05:34:53 PM »

look at all these celebrities coming out in support of oscar and his tongue coaching technique
Eddie Murphy

some girl from Glee

Tits McGee reinacting the final minute of oscar coaching up our guys

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2013, 06:16:20 PM »

I think oscar will do fine

IlliniTillIDie · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2013, 08:06:22 PM »

The problem is oscar won too much too soon.

Also, oscar told the players over the summer No. Colorado would be a tough team but they didn't take him seriously.

ELL3 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 10, 2013, 11:23:41 PM »

Anyone that mows his own lawn is dandy in book, hope we don't lose him to Duke when Coach K retires

bones129 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 10, 2013, 11:26:00 PM »

Quote from: ELL3 on November 10, 2013, 11:23:41 PM

Anyone that mows his own lawn is dandy in book, hope we don't lose him to Duke when Coach K retires

This will happen only in oscar's mind.

rob mccolley · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2013, 01:24:22 AM »

This thread is the champ.

goEMAW has officially kicked our sorry, Illini asses for first place in the misfortunate yet necessary category of Sardonic Weberizing.

pissclams · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2013, 07:49:18 AM »

whoa left field comment there
oscar is our commander in chief and the man with the plan, i can almost guarantee you he will not lose to northern colorado again this season. and that very point alone makes the B-Man a quality coach and the right man for the job. A++ ebayer

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2013, 08:21:36 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on November 11, 2013, 07:49:18 AM

A++ ebayer

I enjoyed this... a lot.

The Whale · « **Reply #20 on:** November 11, 2013, 09:53:21 AM »

Quote from: IlliniTillIDie on November 10, 2013, 08:06:22 PM

The problem is oscar won too much too soon.

Also, oscar told the players over the summer No. Colorado would be a tough team but they didn't take him seriously.

oscar is telling the team that every game from here on out is going to be a tough game. If the ksu go purple cats don't win every game from here on out, it's their fault - not his. He warned them.

All aboard the Weber train!

The Big Train · « **Reply #21 on:** November 11, 2013, 10:22:07 AM »

Quote from: The Whale on November 11, 2013, 09:53:21 AM

Quote from: IlliniTillIDie on November 10, 2013, 08:06:22 PM
The problem is oscar won too much too soon.

Also, oscar told the players over the summer No. Colorado would be a tough team but they didn't take him seriously.

oscar is telling the team that every game from here on out is going to be a tough game. If the ksu go purple cats don't win every game from here on out, it's their fault - not his. He warned them.

All aboard the Weber train!

EMAWzified · « **Reply #22 on:** November 11, 2013, 12:39:50 PM »

Can oscar exceed his own lofty standards? I vote yes indeed.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #23 on:** November 21, 2013, 08:04:23 PM »

WeBerlieve!

AndrewVonLintel · « **Reply #24 on:** November 21, 2013, 08:16:27 PM »

oscar really showed me something today!!!!! When you have a general like oscar, you know that we will eventually find that happy medium between

emotionally drunk

and

fake emotion

Author Topic: support oscar and support the cats! (Read 3680 times)

The Big Train

The Big Train