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Jabari Parker
« on: November 08, 2013, 08:50:35 PM »
May be the best player in college basketball since Michael Beasley and oscar was in on him early. Would be amazing. Whipping ass tonight for stupid Duke. :frown:


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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 09:06:03 PM »
May be the best player in college basketball since Michael Beasley and oscar was in on him early. Would be amazing. Whipping ass tonight for stupid Duke. :frown:

I'd like to compare him to Wiggs, but I haven't had a chance to see him play (but not for a lack of trying).

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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 09:07:36 PM »
We talkin' like best all time at Duke good?

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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 09:18:06 PM »
We talkin' like best all time at Duke good?

His high school coach said he was the best prospect he's ever had and that guy coached Derrick Rose.  Wiggins is a better athlete, but Parker is the far, far superior basketball player.  I mean that kid's instincts and basketball IQ are off the chart.  Unchartable say many reputable scientists and statisticians.       
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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2013, 09:22:17 PM »
We talkin' like best all time at Duke good?

His high school coach said he was the best prospect he's ever had and that guy coached Derrick Rose.  Wiggins is a better athlete, but Parker is the far, far superior basketball player.  I mean that kid's instincts and basketball IQ are off the chart.  Unchartable say many reputable scientists and statisticians.       
but has he received any words of wisdom from former duke players?
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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 09:30:32 PM »
I'm positive that those Duke alums are smart enough and self-confident enough to know he's already better than them and is too naturally gifted at basketball to be told how to play better.  He just naturally knows the best way to dominate on the hardwood which is where basketball is played.  They're smart like that and I respect it.  Plus he played at the highest level of Chicago high school hoops.  That's like basketball Jerusalem he came from.  He's a hardened American basketball warrior prince.  Not some derpy Canadian track star trying to dunk all the time.     
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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 09:33:23 PM »
There is a simple way to settle this, magazine cover count please?
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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2013, 09:41:55 PM »
Does he keep a nice fade? A little pride in one's appearance speaks volumes, imho.

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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2013, 10:36:56 PM »
Parker and that forward at Kentucky are by far the best freshman in the country.  On a completely different level.
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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2013, 10:41:28 PM »
Parker and that forward at Kentucky are by far the best freshman in the country.  On a completely different level.

Julius Randle. And yes he is amazing.
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Re: Jabari Parker
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2013, 11:33:12 PM »
We talkin' like best all time at Duke good?

His high school coach said he was the best prospect he's ever had and that guy coached Derrick Rose.  Wiggins is a better athlete, but Parker is the far, far superior basketball player.  I mean that kid's instincts and basketball IQ are off the chart.  Unchartable say many reputable scientists and statisticians.       

can confirm   :thumbs: