Elizabeth Warren or Gary Johnson for me.
LoL, Liz Warren is batshit crazy and Ernie Johnson would never give up his gig at Turner.
Bush is out of terms (presuming Obama doesn't change that rule by executive order)
Paul is probably too old at this point, plus he never really caught on the last three primaries.
That leaves Cruz, Christie and Rubio. Rubio auto-corrects to Rubicon on my tablet, so that's pretty cool, but braces make him unlikeable to the poors. . . I mean swing voters. Cruz is Canadian or something, so that would be totally hilarious to watch the libtards who got all hot and bothered by the birthers have to become birthers themselves, but ultimately not a seasoned enough politician. This leaves Christie, who would probably finish off Hillary "crypt keeper" Clinton's flop of a political career, and who is flippant and funny and the kind of no bullshit guy this country needs after two terms of nothing but whiny bullshit.