I downed too many Boulevards at the casino one night and on the way back to town I wanted to unleash at the Qt before we headed out to the local hole.
I come in and they're cleaning the mens and the employee says to use the women's.
I go for it thinking Ill make this as quick as possible before a female shows up wanting to use the can.
Sure enough, mid squirt, I hear girly giggling and group chatter.
I finished quickly, opened the door, looked down, shouted a simple "sorry, they were cleaning" and bolted for the car.
I shoulda known, I shoulda known.