Is Evolution real?

[mocat]

Curt Schilling going bonkers right now 

[CNS]

Please post all the detail as to what this guy who gets paid to throw a ball for a living thinks about an in depth scientific theory and it's evidence.

[brandochav]

How do you explain a sunset if there is no god? I mean, the lady's got a point.

Unless you're talking about the one in the question mark, you're an idiot.

[renocat]

Where did the sewer muck we supposedly evolved from come from?  I take comfort knowing God created this world to be perfect.  It was man's actions that threw eveything into a big flush spin and chaos.  Mutations are forming in species all of the time trying to adapt ton
 a world that is becoming more screwed up by the minute -it is devolution.  I didn't evolve from a fly eating, butt picking monkey.

[The Big Train]

dont ever change renocat 

[OK_Cat]

Evolving from a butt picking monkey? No way!

Come into existence by the hands of an invisible, all-powerful being? Totally believable!

[Spracne]

Where did the sewer muck we supposedly evolved from come from?  I take comfort knowing God created this world to be perfect.  It was man's actions that threw eveything into a big flush spin and chaos.  Mutations are forming in species all of the time trying to adapt ton
 a world that is becoming more screwed up by the minute -it is devolution.  I didn't evolve from a fly eating, butt picking monkey.

Actually it was woman's action. Lol. Cant live with em, cant kill em, am I right?

[Institutional Control]

Evolution, destroyed!



Dragons are real and scientists are covering that up!!! (20 minute mark for that tidbit)

[Dugout DickStone]

Evolving from a butt picking monkey? No way!

Come into existence as a white personby the hands of an invisible, all-powerful being? Totally believable!

fyp

[420seriouscat69]

Evolution, destroyed!



Dragons are real and scientists are covering that up!!! (20 minute mark for that tidbit)

I want dragons to be real so badly. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Evolution, destroyed!



Dragons are real and scientists are covering that up!!! (20 minute mark for that tidbit)

I want dragons to be real so badly. 

I don't, they would wipe us out.  they would absolutely eff up air travel

[Tobias]

do u even skyrim bros

[420seriouscat69]

Evolution, destroyed!



Dragons are real and scientists are covering that up!!! (20 minute mark for that tidbit)

I want dragons to be real so badly. 

I don't, they would wipe us out.  they would absolutely eff up air travel

Good point. 

[Dugout DickStone]

do u even skyrim bros

no 

[renocat]

Evolution, destroyed!



Dragons are real and scientists are covering that up!!! (20 minute mark for that tidbit)

I want dragons to be real so badly. 

I don't, they would wipe us out.  they would absolutely eff up air travel

Good point. 

A flying dragon crapping on your windshield would not be good!

[CNS]

Could you imagine being that woman's neighbor? 

[Fldermaus]

I spent the last decade studying embryology, comparative morphology, genetics, and mostly easing dinosaurs from cave paintings. Now this.  Exposed. The gig is up. The party is over for science.
  Time to find a new job. 

[CNS]

I spent the last decade studying embryology, comparative morphology, genetics, and mostly easing dinosaurs from cave paintings. Now this.  Exposed. The gig is up. The party is over for science.
  Time to find a new job.

Dragons.  Just change the terms and you should be fine.  Quit dedicating your life to killing her kids imaginations.  I mean, some old guy painted a picture once.

[star seed 7]

do u even skyrim bros

For approx a month of my life

[Dugout DickStone]

 

I spent the last decade studying embryology, comparative morphology, genetics, and mostly easing dinosaurs from cave paintings. Now this.  Exposed. The gig is up. The party is over for science.
  Time to find a new job.

gE is hiring for an embryologist, pm me your CV

[brandochav]

Where did the sewer muck we supposedly evolved from come from?  I take comfort knowing God created this world to be perfect.  It was man's actions that threw eveything into a big flush spin and chaos.  Mutations are forming in species all of the time trying to adapt ton
 a world that is becoming more screwed up by the minute -it is devolution.  I didn't evolve from a fly eating, butt picking monkey.

Someone apparently doesn't understand evolution. You didn't evolve from a monkey, but you do share a close common ancestor. Given that multiple lines of evidence support this (morphological and cellular homologies, transitionary forms in the fossil record, molecular clock dating for accurately predicting rate of mutational change, gene sequences, homologous antibody presence despite the absence of exposure to the antigen, etc.), you'd be a bumbling fool evoking willful ignorance to believe in anything else. Go with the data, especially when independent metrics keep saying the same thing; you already observe it to be true.

[star seed 7]

I pick my butt sometimes

[renocat]

I did not evolve from a flea eating, weasel scratching, butt picking mankey or screwed up critter that evolved from a turd eating possum-rat hybrid.  I can't disprove convolluted mumbojumbo support for evolution than an evolutionist can disprove my faith in God's handiwork.  Ol' Darwin has no answer as to where the muck, from which his life evolved, came from.

[OK_Cat]

Your posting makes me think you evolved from a butt picking mankey

[Dugout DickStone]

 

I did not evolve from a flea eating, weasel scratching, butt picking mankey or screwed up critter that evolved from a turd eating possum-rat hybrid.  I can't disprove convolluted mumbojumbo support for evolution than an evolutionist can disprove my faith in God's handiwork.  Ol' Darwin has no answer as to where the muck, from which his life evolved, came from.

You didn't, but you are related