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Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:19:26 PM »
I mean what in the world. Does he think he's auditioning for SNL?


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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2013, 03:25:02 PM »
I mean what in the world. Does he think he's auditioning for SNL?

he was one of "the californians" for a bit there when talking about mueller... a true WTF moment there

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2013, 03:33:29 PM »
Yeah I can't wait for HouCat's upload of this one.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2013, 03:35:00 PM »
i'm enjoying the hell outta this.
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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2013, 03:48:07 PM »
I kinda like him,  it's funny
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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2013, 07:45:46 PM »
He basically married gE after the game.

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2013, 07:59:14 PM »
Did you guys show him this thread?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2013, 07:59:54 PM »
He's a complete stud and I love him

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2013, 08:00:25 PM »
get him to post here
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2013, 09:45:42 AM »
his spaceballs quote when he saw waters had 1,234 yards passing on the season  :lol:

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2013, 09:46:28 AM »
and his talking about how he also likes shitty music and he was just rocking to U2 and Van Halen during our pregame and he wanted to fist bump Bill  :lol:

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2013, 09:53:32 AM »
I want more of this guy

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2013, 10:25:51 AM »
his spaceballs quote when he saw waters had 1,234 yards passing on the season  :lol:

Missed this one, what quote?

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2013, 10:33:54 AM »
His father, Jim Bates, was the KSU linebacker's coach 1975-76.  :ksu:

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2013, 10:38:56 AM »
man he's giving lapham a run for his money in the "best quirky color guy" power rankings.


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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2013, 11:07:00 AM »
Well there were three guys in the booth. Are we all talking about the same guy? I want to love him you guys. So he partied with gE'rs or what's the story?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2013, 01:08:19 PM »

his spaceballs quote when he saw waters had 1,234 yards passing on the season  :lol:

Missed this one, what quote?

Well, Waters had 1,234 yards passing so.....

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2013, 01:52:33 PM »

his spaceballs quote when he saw waters had 1,234 yards passing on the season  :lol:

Missed this one, what quote?

Well, Waters had 1,234 yards passing so.....
Ah, I remember that one now. Didn't catch the context during the game.

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2013, 02:47:36 PM »
I like how early in the game he's talking about the other announcers, reading off their accolades and then he says, "me, well I'm just nobody."

This was actually the pbp guy, which I figured out when they were doing the Finkle and Einhorn jokes. 
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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2013, 03:01:34 PM »
his spaceballs quote when he saw waters had 1,234 yards passing on the season  :lol:

see what i was talking about, dub dub?

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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2013, 05:26:54 PM »
really hated the guy at first.  about midway though the 3rd i changed my mind.

10x better than chris simms.
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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2013, 06:54:01 PM »
his spaceballs quote when he saw waters had 1,234 yards passing on the season  :lol:

see what i was talking about, dub dub?

wut
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Re: Why does this color commentator keep doing weird voices?
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2013, 06:59:28 PM »
wut

following missed schwartz joke in AST's grilling thread:

dub dubs, if for no other reason than pop culture knowledge, you should probably watch the movie