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Formerly a dimlib and/or garden variety dingbat that has evolved.

A dimbat is a worker bee liberal. It's primary function during its miserable life is perpetually lying about reality in order to defend the hive's queen liar barry setoro. Widely found in the company of unicorns, fairies, and other mythological beings, they are typically in a trance like state brought on by the chronic use/abuse of pixie dust.

Known to frequently feed off the blood of working conservative American citizens, they are also known to crawl in out of these citizens pockets looking for low hanging fruit.

They have an odd mating ritual where they bend over and wait for the next available dimbat to physically "love" them as that dimbat sees fit to do. However, they only multiply by group mutual ideological masterbation, which sadly leads primarily to late term mental abortion.

Their native habitat is shrinking and many feel that without further Chinese fiscal conservation plans, they may become completely extinct in the next 5-10 years...or what would technically be "tomorrow" in algore years.

Dimbats are agitated by displays of Christian morals, pro-American (as she was founded) events/parades, and the word "Bush". (The word, not actual organic bushes) Warning: Asking a dimbat to answer a simple yes or no question can lead to hours of psychotic, inane babbling and utter confusion. If you were to witness this behavior, slowly back away and offer to play a tape on an endless loop of queen Barry reading a teleprompter and/or quietly offer them other people's money. Both actions have a calming, almost opiate effect on dimbats.

They are easily repelled by hard work, accountability, self-reliance, critical thinking, the rule of law, and reality.

Although completely worthless in an economic ecosystem, they are currently protected by law, warm fuzzy feelings, and the liberal media.

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2013, 01:42:26 PM »
Oh, you've stirred up a worker bee hive with this one ERII

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2013, 02:25:57 PM »
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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2013, 02:42:39 PM »
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I don't know who gets more butt hurt, you guys or Beems.
 :emawkid: keep it up guys  :Woot:
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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2013, 10:29:55 AM »
That is in your face Ed, right in your fat pinko face! :Woot:
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2013, 12:42:26 PM »
That is in your face Ed, right in your fat pinko face! :Woot:
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(ps I'm about as moderate as it gets.  Think about that.)
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KU is right on par with Notre Dame ... when it comes to adding additional conference revenue

Quote from: Kim Carnes
Beer pro tip: never drink anything other than BL, coors, pbr, maybe a few others that I'm forgetting

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2013, 12:56:19 PM »
That is in your face Ed, right in your fat pinko face! :Woot:
:blush:
(ps I'm about as moderate as it gets.  Think about that.)

Libtards (sorry, I'm sticking with it) always think they're moderate.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2013, 01:24:30 PM »
That is in your face Ed, right in your fat pinko face! :Woot:
:blush:
(ps I'm about as moderate as it gets.  Think about that.)

Ha ha  :Chirp: 

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2013, 03:41:32 PM »
Or maybe you two/three are so batshit insane, anything you don't agree with you is distorted into your fantasy ideal of "libtard."
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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2013, 03:56:33 PM »
Or maybe you two/three are so batshit insane, anything you don't agree with you is distorted into your fantasy ideal of "libtard."

I think we need to add something about "irrational anger and/or hatred" to the definition.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2013, 07:31:21 AM »
Pretty dead on description of about half the regulars down here.
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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2013, 01:17:13 PM »
great work erii :lol:

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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2013, 04:10:08 PM »
spelled masturbation wrong.
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Re: New term for birther pit liberals..."dimbat"...and the definition.
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2013, 10:53:05 PM »
spelled masturbation wrong.
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He knew it would be impossible for you to 100% agree, so he purposely included that one error.
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I'll stick with good ole "dimlib", thanks.