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Re: Let's talk men's underwear
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2013, 10:47:52 AM »
They seem unnecessary.

Like even in jeans or with a suit?  I don't think that sounds comfortable at all.  Or sanitary really. 

It's fine unless you wipe your ass like a two year old.  Also, I don't wear suits so that doesn't come into play.

I guess your balls and ass don't sweat.  Also, unless you do some serious wet wiping you have a dirty ass after you crap.  Not something I'd want rubbed all over the inside of a suit or slacks.

im guessing c2w never puts on pants so he just has to worry about ball sweat on his basement computer chair which he doesnt worry about because that is his "office"

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2013, 11:00:54 AM »
i just use (and abuse) hanes/fotl knit boxer briefs.

it seems like we are all in agreement that boxer briefs are the superior underwear configuration. Support for you satchel like briefs and chafing protection like boxers.

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2013, 11:13:40 AM »
They seem unnecessary.

Like even in jeans or with a suit?  I don't think that sounds comfortable at all.  Or sanitary really. 

It's fine unless you wipe your ass like a two year old.  Also, I don't wear suits so that doesn't come into play.

I guess your balls and ass don't sweat.  Also, unless you do some serious wet wiping you have a dirty ass after you crap.  Not something I'd want rubbed all over the inside of a suit or slacks.

im guessing c2w never puts on pants so he just has to worry about ball sweat on his basement computer chair which he doesnt worry about because that is his "office"

I really like my kilts.
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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2013, 11:24:19 AM »
The problem with the Hanes/FOTL cotton boxer briefs is the inevitable pieces of cotton you have to wash out of your butt. 

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2013, 11:25:48 AM »
I really like my kilts.

This makes sense. Ball sweat spraying everywhere is actually desirable when your office is the renaissance festival.

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2013, 11:34:10 AM »
The problem with the Hanes/FOTL cotton boxer briefs is the inevitable pieces of cotton you have to wash out of your butt.

I can't imagine that happens after a wash cycle or two if it happens at all.


another thing: be wary of the comfort soft hidden elastic band versions. they are actually less comfortable and the interior hidden elastic band stabs your skin. The regular exposed exterior elastic band is way better.


also steer away from Jockey brand unless you are flat-back.

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2013, 11:35:30 AM »
It does happen after a few washes.  Certainly more if I'm been walking/running in them as opposed to regular office day.  Maybe I should look for something with a poly/cotton blend?

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2013, 11:36:59 AM »
I really like my kilts.

This makes sense. Ball sweat spraying everywhere is actually desirable when your office is the renaissance festival.

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2013, 11:38:21 AM »
It does happen after a few washes.  Certainly more if I'm been walking/running in them as opposed to regular office day.  Maybe I should look for something with a poly/cotton blend?

you could txt pictures of the ass cotton pieces to ur bros

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2013, 11:45:32 AM »
i think a lot of the cotton crap that gets stuck or does not get stuck in your butt crack depends on how hairy of a butt crack you have

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2013, 11:46:18 AM »
Pretty hairy mocat.   :eek:

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2013, 11:46:55 AM »
eww.. try spandex or splash some baby chowder down there

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2013, 11:48:52 AM »
i just use (and abuse) hanes/fotl knit boxer briefs.

it seems like we are all in agreement that boxer briefs are the superior underwear configuration. Support for you satchel like briefs and chafing protection like boxers.

I should probably try some higher quality b-briefs someday, but hanes/fotl have been good to me so far in life
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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2013, 11:50:50 AM »
i have never heard of this "cotton ass" phenomenon

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2013, 11:56:14 AM »
i have never heard of this "cotton ass" phenomenon

if you've never heard of cotton ass, maybe you don't have an ass.  which would explain a hell of a lot.


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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2013, 11:56:28 AM »
go cats


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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2013, 11:59:26 AM »
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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2013, 11:59:43 AM »
I recently got some target brand spandex and wow, just wow. I'm slowly moving to a 100% spandex undies drawer.

go cats

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2013, 12:05:13 PM »
I recently got some target brand spandex and wow, just wow. I'm slowly moving to a 100% spandex undies drawer.

go cats

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2013, 12:31:23 PM »
I recently got some target brand spandex and wow, just wow. I'm slowly moving to a 100% spandex undies drawer.

go cats

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I looked online for Target brand and nothing came up.  What is the name of this Target brand?
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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2013, 12:42:22 PM »
I subscribe to Bill Murray's philosophy in Stripes. I wear compression shorts to the gym, that's about it. I have a few pairs of target's spandex boxer briefs for when I absolutely have to wear underwear, which is usually with a suit or dress pants.

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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2013, 12:43:17 PM »
I subscribe to Bill Murray's philosophy in Stripes. I wear compression shorts to the gym, that's about it. I have a few pairs of target's spandex boxer briefs for when I absolutely have to wear underwear, which is usually with a suit or dress pants.


But what about the ball sweat?!1?!!!!?1?!  :runaway:
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Re: Let's talk smack about men's underwear; really be dicks to each other
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2013, 12:43:44 PM »
I recently got some target brand spandex and wow, just wow. I'm slowly moving to a 100% spandex undies drawer.

go cats

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I looked online for Target brand and nothing came up.  What is the name of this Target brand?

champion i think