ALERT: Be careful with WVU fans next weekend

[Dugout DickStone]

The guy next to my seat wore a raven's foot on fishing line around his neck, when I was really partying after we started to pour it on he placed a curse on me with it.  Said he'd be in Manhattan this year to see it work.

[DQ12]

Good grief.  Seems as though my experience wasn't unique.  I don't understand how WVU can even call itself an institution of higher learning when they produce animals like the ones discussed in this thread.

Counterfeit tickets?  Sex in the portapotty?  A grown man standing in his own excrement?

Talk about gross.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

I was shocked by how many WVU fans were having sex in the porta potties.

I believe the locals refer to these structures as "outhouses"

[Dr Rick Daris]

The guy next to my seat wore a raven's foot on fishing line around his neck, when I was really partying after we started to pour it on he placed a curse on me with it.  Said he'd be in Manhattan this year to see it work.

so rough ridin' weird.

they only person that i know first hand that went was my wife's cousin mike. he has lived in pittsburgh for around five years and works for some kind of railroad company. he got tickets through his work somehow and was in a wvu section. he said the wvu fans were super nice and he got along with them well but the guy immediately to his right talked the entire first half about how he was "shitting" or how "had to crap" or something like that.

anyway, mike thought the guy was just pissed because of how bad kstate was beating wvu but at halftime the guy stood up and said something like "gotta go change em out" or something similar. i guess the guy was just wearing adult diapers the whole game and shitting and pissing in them and mike said that since then he's hearing from co-workers that this is somewhat common amongst wvu fans. so gross. just so gross and wtf? i mean, who does that?

[SwiftCat]

My wife and I took our newborn (future wildcat!) into the stadium. BIG mistake. All the West Virginia fans near me kept making remarks about how my child "looked like a turtle" and more than once my wife was groped by a stranger. It's definitely the last time I ever go to Morgantown.

[kst8cat]

I was shocked by how many WVU fans were having sex in the porta potties.

I believe the locals refer to these structures as "outhouses"

I have heard them refer to it as "the privy".  The thought of having sex on top of a large bowl filled with the crimes of humanity splattered into a pile really makes you wonder what kind of people were are dealing with here.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

I was shocked by how many WVU fans were having sex in the porta potties.

I believe the locals refer to these structures as "outhouses"

I have heard them refer to it as "the privy".  The thought of having sex on top of a large bowl filled with the crimes of humanity splattered into a pile really makes you wonder what kind of people were are dealing with here.

How'd you like to be the guy at penthouse forum who has to continually read those submittals

[kstofer]

I'll be at the game with a WVU coworker who brings back moonshine every year when he visits his family. We infuse and then drink it at the office. I'm happy with the arrangement.

[kst8cat]

I'll be at the game with a WVU coworker who brings back moonshine every year when he visits his family. We infuse and then drink it at the office. I'm happy with the arrangement.

Do you call him by his real name or just "hillbilly"?

[Trogdor]

The guy next to my seat wore a raven's foot on fishing line around his neck, when I was really partying after we started to pour it on he placed a curse on me with it.  Said he'd be in Manhattan this year to see it work.

so rough ridin' weird.

they only person that i know first hand that went was my wife's cousin mike. he has lived in pittsburgh for around five years and works for some kind of railroad company. he got tickets through his work somehow and was in a wvu section. he said the wvu fans were super nice and he got along with them well but the guy immediately to his right talked the entire first half about how he was "shitting" or how "had to crap" or something like that.

anyway, mike thought the guy was just pissed because of how bad kstate was beating wvu but at halftime the guy stood up and said something like "gotta go change em out" or something similar. i guess the guy was just wearing adult diapers the whole game and shitting and pissing in them and mike said that since then he's hearing from co-workers that this is somewhat common amongst wvu fans. so gross. just so gross and wtf? i mean, who does that?

Probably just didnt want to miss a single minute of the action

[bones129]

I was shocked by how many WVU fans were having sex in the porta potties.

When you share a one room shanty with your six kids and two other generations of your family, I imagine that you take any privacy you can get.

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This may have been a portapotty near our tailgate. Saw a WVU fan open the door and say, "Crap. They're doin' it in there, but I gotta go now." He immediately proceeded to drop his jeans and a deuce, then pulled up his pants (no TP, obviously) and said to me as he walked away, "Sonny, that's how we do it when we all live in the woods." Then another WVU fan walked by, said "Wow!" and took a pic of the first fan's pile.   

[DQ12]

I was shocked by how many WVU fans were having sex in the porta potties.

When you share a one room shanty with your six kids and two other generations of your family, I imagine that you take any privacy you can get.

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This may have been a portapotty near our tailgate. Saw a WVU fan open the door and say, "Crap. They're doin' it in there, but I gotta go now." He immediately proceeded to drop his jeans and a deuce, then pulled up his pants (no TP, obviously) and said to me as he walked away, "Sonny, that's how we do it when we all live in the woods." Then another WVU fan walked by, said "Wow!" and took a pic of the first fan's pile.   

ok there's no way that happened. 

[bones129]

I was shocked by how many WVU fans were having sex in the porta potties.

When you share a one room shanty with your six kids and two other generations of your family, I imagine that you take any privacy you can get.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

This may have been a portapotty near our tailgate. Saw a WVU fan open the door and say, "Crap. They're doin' it in there, but I gotta go now." He immediately proceeded to drop his jeans and a deuce, then pulled up his pants (no TP, obviously) and said to me as he walked away, "Sonny, that's how we do it when we all live in the woods." Then another WVU fan walked by, said "Wow!" and took a pic of the first fan's pile.   

ok there's no way that happened.

You've obviously never been to West Virginia.

[Super PurpleCat]

There was a family of seven sitting next to me.  The kids were very skinny and desperately underdressed for the weather.  When one of the boys said he was hungry his mom reached into her knapsack and pulled out an opened package of raw hotdogs.  She handed one to the child who proceeded to chew and swallow the entire thing without closing his mouth.  It was so sad and disgusting I lost may appetite for 3 days.

This is an amazing post.

[Cartierfor3]

Did anyone else see that guy in the parking lot with a possum on a leash last year? He told me he releases a possum in the vistors' section during the 3rd quarter every game.

[The Big Train]

Did anyone else see that guy in the parking lot with a possum on a leash last year? He told me he releases a possum in the vistors' section during the 3rd quarter every game.

I did not see him, I'm about 80-83% sure I pissed on a broken glass pipe in a porta about an hour before we heading into the stadium tho.

[97cat]

These people are really a trip.  Against my better judgment, I made the trip to Morgantown last year with my 4 year old, my 12 year old, and my wife.  While there, my wife was called a "whore" by 4 different people on the way into the stadium.  When K-State ran roughshod over the Mountaineers team, my 4 year old was doing the "K-S-U" chant after a score and an older man (in his 50s) walked right up behind us and spit on my child and then ran off.  I ran after him and security actually stopped me and told me to return to my seat or else I'd be kicked out.  My child was crushed that some one could be so rude.

And the cherry on top?  When we returned to my vehicle, i found "WVU" scratched into the hood. 

I've never been so disgusted with a group of people in my entire life.  So be careful with any of these backwoods, hillbilly cretins that descend upon our great town this weekend.  They're subhuman.

That's nothing. I was in a pizza establishment in Morgantown, ordered a large pizza with extra cheese. Then, when my delicious pie arrived, there was no extra cheese. I mean, I paid them an extra $1.25, and they didn't even get the order right. Damn hillbillies. We won, but they definitely got the last laugh. Extra cheese my sistermama. Jerks

[scottwildcat]

Wow West Virginia sounds even worse than I thought.

[Winters]

What a bunch of disgusting savage barbarians. I will be at the game this Saturday and will be taking my little nephew (7-years-old) for his birthday. I originally told his parents that this might not be a good idea considering all of the stories you all have expressed about these un-civilized jackwagon dinks. I tried to switch the plans to watch the game on Fox Sports 1 at Chuck-E-Cheese. However, little jimmy wants nothing more than to party rock the 'cats on Saturday afternoon on his birthday. What should I do? I don't want little jimmy to be a corrupt hellion because of some jackass from Western Virginia. But, I also don't want to deprive him of watching his favorite team (K-State WildWildcats) and player (Daniel Sams) in person. HELP!

[XocolateThundarr]

What a bunch of disgusting savage barbarians. I will be at the game this Saturday and will be taking my little nephew (7-years-old) for his birthday. I originally told his parents that this might not be a good idea considering all of the stories you all have expressed about these un-civilized jackwagon dinks. I tried to switch the plans to watch the game on Fox Sports 1 at Chuck-E-Cheese. However, little jimmy wants nothing more than to party rock the 'cats on Saturday afternoon on his birthday. What should I do? I don't want little jimmy to be a corrupt hellion because of some jackass from Western Virginia. But, I also don't want to deprive him of watching his favorite team (K-State WildWildcats) and player (Daniel Sams) in person. HELP!

[hatingfrancisco]

We stopped off at Pizza Al's (on University Ave on the way to the stadium, next to Little Caesars )  to grab a cheeser for the kiddos and we were accosted by some fat hairy dude wearing overalls and nothing else.  He seemed drunk and offered to "throw" some sausage on our cheese pizza for no extra cost.   

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I offered one of them a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale last year at the tailgate. They just looked at me funny and said "this Busch Lite?" I said in a neighborly way, "no, this is better!" and the guy proceeded to open the bottle with his teeth and then stick his yoo-hoo in the bottle opening (someone told me later that it fit perfectly but obviously I looked away to avoid offending Jesus). My 4-year-old got such bad PTSD from the incident that we have to pretend in our household that Virginia annexed WV and civilized the residents there, much like South Korea will have to do with North Korea.

[MadCat]

I offered one of them a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale last year at the tailgate. They just looked at me funny and said "this Busch Lite?" I said in a neighborly way, "no, this is better!" and the guy proceeded to open the bottle with his teeth and then stick his yoo-hoo in the bottle opening (someone told me later that it fit perfectly but obviously I looked away to avoid offending Jesus). My 4-year-old got such bad PTSD from the incident that we have to pretend in our household that Virginia annexed WV and civilized the residents there, much like South Korea will have to do with North Korea.

Just to clarify...is a 'yoo-hoo' a miniature dong?

[Trim]

Bridges? Just saw it on CBS. Parachuting downward into a river?

They had a catapult launching divers into the air via sling. That looked great for me!...?.?...........about 35 years ago.

[Phil Titola]

I'm going to WVU next year for sure now!!!