Author Topic: Metalhead's Top 10 Metal Albums (Read 45003 times)

mocat · « **Reply #200 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:33:23 PM »

i mean stevesie is doing great with trolling here, but that doesn't mean it didn't feel awesome coming up with hilarious ways that stevesie is stupid and can't tell the difference between obviously different stuff IRL

star seed 7 · « **Reply #201 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:36:04 PM »

sadly, i don't know for sure that stevesie is trolling

maybe he has no ears and has been faking anything related to music. would really shed some light on his list.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #202 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:43:23 PM »

It would kind of ruin the thread if I revealed whether or not I was trolling, no? Regardless, a big lol to ERII writing a paragraph about Tool being great thinking me (or anyone) was going to read it.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #203 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:45:11 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2013, 02:43:23 PM

It would kind of ruin the thread if I revealed whether or not I was trolling, no? Regardless, a big lol to ERII writing a paragraph about Tool being great thinking me (or anyone) was going to read it.

Well, you obviously read my post. Thanks irl friend!

Tobias · « **Reply #204 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:45:59 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 23, 2013, 02:45:11 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2013, 02:43:23 PM
It would kind of ruin the thread if I revealed whether or not I was trolling, no? Regardless, a big lol to ERII writing a paragraph about Tool being great thinking me (or anyone) was going to read it.

Well, you obviously read my post. Thanks irl friend!

got him good ERII!

wiley · « **Reply #205 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:58:04 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 23, 2013, 01:35:31 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2013, 01:25:00 PM
Man, didn't know Tool had so many defenders.

i mean yeah Tool is a crazy good band with top notch musicians and no songs sound the same and they take a lot of risks, and each song is like an opus and it's pretty wild and unique and see you down in arizona bay and all that, and the other bands you have mentioned are like a group of homeschooled bros from chicago who perform the blandest of bland ninety eight nine the rock 3 minute and twelve second 4/4 beat garbage that even homeschooled bros from chicago would not listen to

:'(

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #206 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:25:39 AM »

Hey guys, I'm back with some great news! I was showing my friend the new awesome Trust Company album. I showed him the first song and he asked, "Stevesie, was that Tool?" and I said, "no friend, that was Trust Company!" He muttered, "huh" and we went back to listening. I showed him the second song and he said, "now Stevesie, that was DEFINITELY Tool, wasn't it?" and I said once again, "no friend, that was Trust Company." So I showed him the third song and he said, "Stevesie you have to be pulling my leg, this is Tool!" and I told him, "wrong again, friend. Trust Company!" So I go on to show him the fourth song and he says, well you guessed it, he thought it was Tool yet another time! And that's where I'll end my story because I think it's quite clear what my point is.

Tobias · « **Reply #207 on:** October 24, 2013, 07:01:51 AM »

titletown, tho

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #208 on:** October 24, 2013, 08:12:23 AM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 24, 2013, 03:25:39 AM

Hey guys, I'm back with some great news! I was showing my friend the new awesome Trust Company album. I showed him the first song and he asked, "Stevesie, was that Tool?" and I said, "no friend, that was Trust Company!" He muttered, "huh" and we went back to listening. I showed him the second song and he said, "now Stevesie, that was DEFINITELY Tool, wasn't it?" and I said once again, "no friend, that was Trust Company." So I showed him the third song and he said, "Stevesie you have to be pulling my leg, this is Tool!" and I told him, "wrong again, friend. Trust Company!" So I go on to show him the fourth song and he says, well you guessed it, he thought it was Tool yet another time! And that's where I'll end my story because I think it's quite clear what my point is.

That first Trust Company album,

asava · « **Reply #209 on:** October 25, 2013, 11:01:51 AM »

Well this thread went way downhill.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #210 on:** October 25, 2013, 11:08:30 AM »

POST THE LIST, METALHEAD!

AbeFroman · « **Reply #211 on:** October 25, 2013, 11:21:23 AM »

The list better have Converge "Jane Doe" and Botch "We are the Romans"

Yes I know they aren't "metal" but more of a hardcore-hybrid, but when it comes to heavy music those 2 are the best

AbeFroman · « **Reply #212 on:** October 25, 2013, 11:32:45 AM »

Quote from: seven on October 18, 2013, 03:35:00 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on October 18, 2013, 03:31:46 PM
this feels like a safe place to admit I love rammstein and would nominate it into a top ten list

is it metal?

oh man, saw rammstein on the '98 family values tour (orgy, rammstein, ice cube, limp bizkit and korn, are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?!?! ) and they were really rough ridin' awesome. the lead singer ripped off his cod piece and had a giant dildo hanging out and started jerking it off and then when he uh... finished he it started spraying stuff all over the crowd from the dildo. found out later it was spraying out peppermint shnapps!

Saw Rammstien with Slipknot and System of a Down in 2001. Abe's friend got backstage passes because he was on a street team (omg remember street teams?!?). We ate salmon with Clown from Slipknot and then watched Rammstein from the side of the stage. Right after they got done they went into their dressing room with six 6'2", blonde, blue eyed German girls.

Also of note, Serj from SOAD had his own dressing room that said a huge sign on the door "NOBODY ALLOWED IN UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY SERJ". Abe took a peek while nobody was around. Nothing but pillows, candles, and a huge plate of cocaine.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #213 on:** October 25, 2013, 02:36:13 PM »

I was on so many Street teams! I sold the stuff on eBay instead of passing it out tho

p1k3 · « **Reply #214 on:** October 25, 2013, 03:12:08 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 23, 2013, 02:31:25 PM

Tool makes complex music for intelligent individuals. They are their own genre and imo one of the greatest bands of all time. From deep philosophical and spiritual lyrics to Danny Carey simultaneously using 2 or 3 conflicting rhythms on drums to their amazing visual arts/videos (incorporating Alex Grey's psychedelic artwork) to their insane live shows, make Tool so great and add to their mystique.

Agree x100. Seen Tool three times. They're great.

chum1 · « **Reply #215 on:** October 25, 2013, 04:22:43 PM »

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/06/ten_metal_albums_to_hear_before_you_die.php

mocat · « **Reply #216 on:** October 25, 2013, 08:56:57 PM »

GAH! Stevesie strikes again

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Stevesie60 · « **Reply #217 on:** October 26, 2013, 03:09:18 AM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #218 on:** October 26, 2013, 03:19:24 AM »

RD,please charge sucksie60 with vandalism.

TIA officer Daris.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #219 on:** October 26, 2013, 08:34:12 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on October 25, 2013, 04:22:43 PM

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/06/ten_metal_albums_to_hear_before_you_die.php

meh, my list is better. gnr is a terrible choice.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #220 on:** October 26, 2013, 10:59:46 AM »

Quote from: Metalhead on October 26, 2013, 08:34:12 AM

Quote from: chum1 on October 25, 2013, 04:22:43 PM
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/06/ten_metal_albums_to_hear_before_you_die.php

meh, my list is better. gnr is a terrible choice.

I'm not even sure you have a list.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #221 on:** October 26, 2013, 11:34:45 AM »

Quote from: Metalhead on October 26, 2013, 08:34:12 AM

Quote from: chum1 on October 25, 2013, 04:22:43 PM
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/06/ten_metal_albums_to_hear_before_you_die.php

meh, my list is better. gnr is a terrible choice.

gnr is never a terrible choice.

AzagthothForKSU · « **Reply #222 on:** October 26, 2013, 12:14:36 PM »

1. Gorguts - Obscura
2. Morbid Angel - Blessed are the Sick
3. Immolation - Here in After
4. Slayer - Reign in Blood
5. Disincarnate - Dreams of the Carrion Kind

Some more in no particular order (without repeating any band):
Death - Leporsy, Obituary - Cause of Death, Sleep - Sleep's Holy Mountain, Testament - The Legacy, Metallica - ...and Justice for All,
Portal - Outre', Black Sabbath - Paranoid, Ehnahre - The Man Closing Up, Ulcerate - Everything Is Fire, Bolt Thrower - ...for Victory,
Deathspell Omega - Paracletus, Thantifaxath - Thantifaxath, Demilich - Nespithe

I could go on but I'll stop there.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #223 on:** October 26, 2013, 03:21:08 PM »

Quote from: AzagthothForKSU on October 26, 2013, 12:14:36 PM

1. Gorguts - Obscura
2. Morbid Angel - Blessed are the Sick
3. Immolation - Here in After
4. Slayer - Reign in Blood
5. Disincarnate - Dreams of the Carrion Kind

Some more in no particular order (without repeating any band):
Death - Leporsy, Obituary - Cause of Death, Sleep - Sleep's Holy Mountain, Testament - The Legacy, Metallica - ...and Justice for All,
Portal - Outre', Black Sabbath - Paranoid, Ehnahre - The Man Closing Up, Ulcerate - Everything Is Fire, Bolt Thrower - ...for Victory,
Deathspell Omega - Paracletus, Thantifaxath - Thantifaxath, Demilich - Nespithe

I could go on but I'll stop there.

Pretty sure all of these are made up besides Metallica.

AzagthothForKSU · « **Reply #224 on:** October 26, 2013, 06:12:44 PM »

I guess that just proves you know nothing about metal