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mocat · « **Reply #175 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:05:30 PM »

whiskey or a cat whisker? stevesie has no idea

mocat · « **Reply #176 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:06:07 PM »

arthur brown or the PBS children's show Arthur? stevesie has no idea

mocat · « **Reply #177 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:06:42 PM »

is that Janis Joplin or is that a tornado killing hundreds of people in Joplin, MO? don't ask stevesie, sounds the same to him

mocat · « **Reply #178 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:08:20 PM »

mmm, is this american restaurant blend roasterie coffee, or is this 10W-30 motor oil? just give either one to stevesie, he will never know the difference

Tobias · « **Reply #179 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:11:04 PM »

i enjoy these mocat

mocat · « **Reply #180 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:11:10 PM »

hey stevesie, which do you like better? a map of pakistan, or steven spielberg? lol, you don't know the difference

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #181 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:13:18 PM »

Hey guys, Chad Kroeger called. Turns out he had a side project back in the 90's called "Tool".

mocat · « **Reply #182 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:15:02 PM »

mocat: would you like a high five after a daniel sams touchdown, or a two handed great sword through the heart after watching all of your family burn to death?

stevesie: shoot, give me a second to think about that one

mocat · « **Reply #183 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:17:52 PM »

mocat: hey stevesie i'll trade you my paper clip and in return i will take all of your worldly possessions

stevesie: sounds like an ideal trade on my end, friend IRL

mocat · « **Reply #184 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:19:44 PM »

hey stevesie, is that Tool or Chevelle you're listening to?

Tobias · « **Reply #185 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:20:30 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 23, 2013, 01:19:44 PM

hey stevesie, is that Tool or Chevelle you're listening to?

trick question, it's switchfoot

TownieCat · « **Reply #186 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:21:22 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 23, 2013, 01:06:42 PM

is that Janis Joplin or is that a tornado killing hundreds of people in Joplin, MO? don't ask stevesie, sounds the same to him

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #187 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:22:56 PM »

mocat landing haymaker after haymaker

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #188 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:25:00 PM »

Man, didn't know Tool had so many defenders. Did you guys have the black hoodie with the wrench in the shape of a penis in high school? Do you still have it? Because that's rock 'n roll, my friends.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #189 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2013, 01:25:00 PM

Man, didn't know Tool had so many defenders. Did you guys have the black hoodie with the wrench in the shape of a penis in high school? Do you still have it? Because that's rock 'n roll, my friends.

no. all my hoodies in high school were less than jake

mocat · « **Reply #190 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:31:20 PM »

Quote from: seven on October 23, 2013, 01:28:33 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2013, 01:25:00 PM
Man, didn't know Tool had so many defenders. Did you guys have the black hoodie with the wrench in the shape of a penis in high school? Do you still have it? Because that's rock 'n roll, my friends.

no. all my hoodies in high school were less than jake

don't you mean less than steve?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #191 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:31:29 PM »

black one was heavyweight, blue one was lightweight

i had another one that was really lightweight, but it doesn't appear to be on google images

mocat · « **Reply #192 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:35:31 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2013, 01:25:00 PM

Man, didn't know Tool had so many defenders.

i mean yeah Tool is a crazy good band with top notch musicians and no songs sound the same and they take a lot of risks, and each song is like an opus and it's pretty wild and unique and see you down in arizona bay and all that, and the other bands you have mentioned are like a group of homeschooled bros from chicago who perform the blandest of bland ninety eight nine the rock 3 minute and twelve second 4/4 beat garbage that even homeschooled bros from chicago would not listen to

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #193 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:37:46 PM »

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Tool is suing Smile Empty for sounding identical to them. "[Smile Empty Soul]'s debut album sounds exactly like 'Aenima', from the first track to the last track. Ask our fans, no one sounds like us. No one." says one of their members.

So our team did some research. It turns out Tool was correct in their assessment. When we compared the first song of each album to each other, our findings were irrefutable. It was the exact same song. Then we had our researchers study the second song on each album. You'll never believe what they found.

"They were the same, too" one researcher says. "As were the third song, the fourth song, and so forth".

We're not taking sides in this case. We're just saying don't be surprised if Tool has a lot more money after all of this is presented in court.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #194 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 23, 2013, 01:37:46 PM

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Tool is suing Smile Empty for sounding identical to them. "[Smile Empty Soul]'s debut album sounds exactly like 'Aenima', from the first track to the last track. Ask our fans, no one sounds like us. No one." says one of their members.

So our team did some research. It turns out Tool was correct in their assessment. When we compared the first song of each album to each other, our findings were irrefutable. It was the exact same song. Then we had our researchers study the second song on each album. You'll never believe what they found.

"They were the same, too" one researcher says. "As were the third song, the fourth song, and so forth".

We're not taking sides in this case. We're just saying don't be surprised if Tool has a lot more money after all of this is presented in court.

Stinkfist sounds nothing like Bottom of a Bottle. GTFO

puniraptor · « **Reply #195 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:05:19 PM »

crap, i thought these were Chevelle defenders

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #196 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:07:29 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 23, 2013, 02:05:19 PM

crap, i thought these were Chevelle defenders

What's the difference?

8manpick · « **Reply #197 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:07:46 PM »

Remember, stevesie is the same guy that thought some pop-punk band from the early 2000s was the first to layer different vocal parts or something like that. We can't expect him to appreciate Tool.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #198 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:10:28 PM »

"Nickelback is great! You obviously just don't know enough about music to get it!"

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #199 on:** October 23, 2013, 02:31:25 PM »

Tool makes complex music for intelligent individuals. They are their own genre and imo one of the greatest bands of all time. From deep philosophical and spiritual lyrics to Danny Carey simultaneously using 2 or 3 conflicting rhythms on drums to their amazing visual arts/videos (incorporating Alex Grey's psychedelic artwork) to their insane live shows, make Tool so great and add to their mystique.