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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #175 on: November 20, 2014, 12:13:42 AM »
Quote from: deputy dawg on November 19, 2014, 04:17:00 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on October 17, 2013, 07:59:17 AM
SlimeWarner!   :love:

I love it when people make up mean nicknames for things they don't like!

What are some other good ones?

Quick Trip = Quick Rip
Price Chopper = Price Whopper

Oh man. RumorMill's conservative family does this for MHK-area newspapers.

The Manhattan Mockery
The Manhattan Faux Pas (free press. that one is SB's.)
The Topeka Crapital-Urinal
The Kansas City Scar
The Wichita Beagle (SB's young nephew came up with that one.)


Also our Uber driver in KC was complaining about his bill this weekend and he called them Kansas City Plunder and Blight or something weird like that.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #176 on: October 13, 2015, 10:51:51 AM »
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #177 on: October 13, 2015, 11:21:48 AM »
Quote from: AppleJack on October 13, 2015, 10:51:51 AM
Does she have a case?

http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/8-year-old-boy-on-trial-for-exuberance-6566757.php

At first I thought the case should have been thrown out but when I read how this poor lady was having difficulty holding her hors d’oeuvre plate at a party, well, justice clearly needs to be served in the form of a $127k judgment.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #178 on: October 13, 2015, 12:23:10 PM »
agreed. This is an outrage. Pay her.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #179 on: October 13, 2015, 12:42:06 PM »
Sadly, I know people like this.  Shocking, yes.  But not out of the realm of possibility.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #180 on: October 13, 2015, 01:02:59 PM »
I hope someone Tonya Hardings her.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #181 on: October 13, 2015, 01:07:43 PM »
No more "boys will be boys." :nono:
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #182 on: October 13, 2015, 01:41:57 PM »
no matter what happens in that case, I hope she's ostracized from the rest of the family.
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« Reply #183 on: October 13, 2015, 03:13:55 PM »
Do you think this lady really just sued her nephew or do you think that there is some insurance involved that won't pay up unless the boy is found liable in a court of law? If the birthday party was held at the boy's parents' house, would their home owners insurance cover such an incident?
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #184 on: October 13, 2015, 03:47:37 PM »
see eff kids.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #185 on: October 13, 2015, 03:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 03:13:55 PM
Do you think this lady really just sued her nephew or do you think that there is some insurance involved that won't pay up unless the boy is found liable in a court of law? If the birthday party was held at the boy's parents' house, would their home owners insurance cover such an incident?

i thought i read the boys mother passed away recently. im sure shes going after some of the life insurance $.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #186 on: October 13, 2015, 03:54:11 PM »
http://www.kwch.com/news/national/woman-suing-12yearold-nephew-over-exuberant-hug/35816730

and she got nothing. 

case closed.

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« Reply #187 on: October 13, 2015, 04:05:01 PM »
On another website I saw the jury only deliberated for 25 minutes.  That's outrageous, and in their rush to judgment they are really causing some inconvenience for Auntie Jen  She was probably going to use some of the $127k to hire someone to hold her hors d’oeuvre plates for her.
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #188 on: October 14, 2015, 02:42:47 PM »
I saw someone post up the idea that her insurance company basically forced her to file in order to avoid having to pay for the injury herself.  Then she threw in things like "can't hold my hors d'oeuvre plate" to basically lose her case on purpose.


but who knows, probably just a greedy bitch
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Re: Calling all Lawyers
« Reply #189 on: October 14, 2015, 03:38:22 PM »
I dealt with a case of child suing parent for injuries because that's what needed to be done to get mom's insurance company to pay.  Mom wanted to lose that case to get her insurance to pay, because absent insurance, mom was responsible for the bill as child's mom.

The headline and hors d'oevre line sound funny however.
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