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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #900 on: May 30, 2016, 03:07:01 AM »
Also I'd bet a pretty large sum that Baylor was paying the eff out of their cruits/players

Thing is he's been doing all of this winning with average at best classes, not the Ol' Miss route. 
Rivals class rankings
2016- 17
2015- 43
2014- 34
2013- 31
2012- 45
2011- 46
2010- 39
2009- 55
2008- 51

No 5 stars few 4 stars. He's an excellent "coach em' upper" just morally bankrupt.

Despite these underwhelming rankings we've only ranked ahead of Baylor twice in this time frame, 2008 and 2015. Of course at least two of our top 5 recruits from that class are already gone; Banks and English, and their best player in that class will be their starting quarterback for the next three years.

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #901 on: May 30, 2016, 07:19:37 AM »
Also I'd bet a pretty large sum that Baylor was paying the eff out of their cruits/players

Thing is he's been doing all of this winning with average at best classes, not the Ol' Miss route. 
Rivals class rankings
2016- 17
2015- 43
2014- 34
2013- 31
2012- 45
2011- 46
2010- 39
2009- 55
2008- 51

No 5 stars few 4 stars. He's an excellent "coach em' upper" just morally bankrupt.

Despite these underwhelming rankings we've only ranked ahead of Baylor twice in this time frame, 2008 and 2015. Of course at least two of our top 5 recruits from that class are already gone; Banks and English, and their best player in that class will be their starting quarterback for the next three years.

He didn't coach them up; he roided them up.

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #902 on: May 30, 2016, 08:55:33 AM »
I think the list of toleratable crimes are those your wild and adventurous college and high school gets into. Basically alcohol and practical joke related, and fair-ish fights.  Anything else is probably not okay absent extenuating circumstances.
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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #903 on: May 30, 2016, 09:20:58 AM »
Also I'd bet a pretty large sum that Baylor was paying the eff out of their cruits/players

Thing is he's been doing all of this winning with average at best classes, not the Ol' Miss route. 
Rivals class rankings
2016- 17
2015- 43
2014- 34
2013- 31
2012- 45
2011- 46
2010- 39
2009- 55
2008- 51

No 5 stars few 4 stars. He's an excellent "coach em' upper" just morally bankrupt.

Despite these underwhelming rankings we've only ranked ahead of Baylor twice in this time frame, 2008 and 2015. Of course at least two of our top 5 recruits from that class are already gone; Banks and English, and their best player in that class will be their starting quarterback for the next three years.

He had some super rapey transfers

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #904 on: May 30, 2016, 02:18:00 PM »
Jim Grobe?

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #905 on: May 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM »

He had some super rapey transfers

You are correct, sir!

Those super rapey transfers don't count in the recruiting class rankings, but can make a huge impact (in more ways than one).

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #906 on: May 30, 2016, 02:21:10 PM »
Jim Grobe?
Don'tcha mean Jim Grope?  :lol:
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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #907 on: May 30, 2016, 02:29:08 PM »
This will not end well for Bennett and the rest of the staff if they're bringing in a guy like Grobe.

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« Reply #908 on: May 30, 2016, 03:34:01 PM »
This will not end well for Bennett and the r
est of the staff if they're bringing in a guy like Grobe.

I think that may be the point
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« Reply #909 on: May 30, 2016, 03:34:35 PM »
This will not end well for Bennett and the rest of the staff if they're bringing in a guy like Grobe.

They've announced that the staff, including Phil and Kendall, are staying. Is Grobe going to let Kendall keep their offense?

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #910 on: May 30, 2016, 03:35:39 PM »
Also I'd bet a pretty large sum that Baylor was paying the eff out of their cruits/players

Thing is he's been doing all of this winning with average at best classes, not the Ol' Miss route. 
Rivals class rankings
2016- 17
2015- 43
2014- 34
2013- 31
2012- 45
2011- 46
2010- 39
2009- 55
2008- 51

No 5 stars few 4 stars. He's an excellent "coach em' upper" just morally bankrupt.

Despite these underwhelming rankings we've only ranked ahead of Baylor twice in this time frame, 2008 and 2015. Of course at least two of our top 5 recruits from that class are already gone; Banks and English, and their best player in that class will be their starting quarterback for the next three years.

He didn't coach them up; he roided them up.

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #911 on: May 30, 2016, 07:48:26 PM »
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: Briles > Snyder
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« Reply #914 on: May 31, 2016, 06:22:54 AM »
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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #915 on: May 31, 2016, 09:25:48 AM »
He didn't coach them up; he roided them up.

Briles time as a high school coach in Stephenville is dogged by rumors of a steroid program (which is ridiculous for HS kids, they don't need exogenous test).

Also, the Tech guys have been claiming that Stidham showed up in a brand new truck when he enrolled at Baylor.

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« Reply #916 on: May 31, 2016, 09:42:08 AM »
He didn't coach them up; he roided them up.

Briles time as a high school coach in Stephenville is dogged by rumors of a steroid program (which is ridiculous for HS kids, they don't need exogenous test).

Also, the Tech guys have been claiming that Stidham showed up in a brand new truck when he enrolled at Baylor.

So in other words: Reinventing the SWC.

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #917 on: May 31, 2016, 10:10:35 AM »
 :zzz:

Had a roommate who stuck roids in one of our long snappers asses all the time. Also, a LB he knew too.

Also, Beasley with the hummer and momma not working with a house.  :jerk:

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #918 on: May 31, 2016, 10:12:14 AM »
yeah. dngaf about baylor players showing up in new trucks.
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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #919 on: May 31, 2016, 10:18:24 AM »
:zzz:

Had a roommate who stuck roids in one of our long snappers asses all the time. Also, a LB he knew too.

Also, Beasley with the hummer and momma not working with a house.  :jerk:

Beasley's mom was absolutely working

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« Reply #920 on: May 31, 2016, 10:47:15 AM »
yeah. dngaf about baylor players showing up in new trucks.

I don't either.

I was friends with several football players at TCU during my time there.  You can't stop players from getting paid.  You can take steps that make it difficult, but it is impossible to shut down.  Boosters show up to events with envelopes with cash and are very good at sliding them into pockets discreetly (one of my best friends was a starting LB, he received more than a couple).  The veteran boosters know how to get the envelope to a player and make it to where the player would have to cause a scene to refuse it.

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« Reply #921 on: May 31, 2016, 10:49:44 AM »
:zzz:

Had a roommate who stuck roids in one of our long snappers asses all the time. Also, a LB he knew too.

Also, Beasley with the hummer and momma not working with a house.  :jerk:

Steroids if taken under a proper program aren't nearly as bad for you as they are made out to be. 

The steroid testing program for the NCAA is pretty laughable as well.  It's very easy for players to avoid detection.

A steroid program for high schoolers is rough ridin' detestable though.  Those kids are test factories.  They don't need steroids.

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Re: Briles > Snyder
« Reply #922 on: May 31, 2016, 10:51:08 AM »
So in other words: Reinventing the SWC.

I'm not super old and I grew up in original Big 8 territory.  So  :dunno:

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« Reply #923 on: May 31, 2016, 11:29:34 AM »
Hey, I heard some insidery rumored tidbits about Phil's time as a head coach at SMU.

During a coaching staff meeting, things became heated and one assistant coach pulled a gun on another staff member. He soon left the staff "to pursue other opportunities."

Phil's coaching staff screamed so many profanities during practice that it became an issue and was in violation of some obscenity clause or something. The outdoor practice field was near an elementary school. The school district staff asked multiple times for them to stop, but they didn't. So finally the SMU legal team worked out a deal with the school district that all practices during elementary school time would take place in the indoor practice facility, otherwise the school district was going to take it to court with video and sound recordings.

Phil landed a qb recruit the old-fashioned way. He hired the recruit's mom to "clean his house." This meant that once a week she showed up and took an envelope of cash from his home.

Don't know if these are true, but there ya go.


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« Reply #924 on: May 31, 2016, 11:52:43 AM »
Phil would have to be a complete dumbass (maybe he is?) to be directly involved w/ paying a player or his family. You have to insulate yourself from that stuff.

It would be like Tony Montana selling coke on a corner.
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