I won't melt down too much, but I will have a small hole in my heart if it happens. That hole may never be filled.
If it doesn't happen, I will IRL fly to where stunted lives (will need to get mrs. dobber's approval to use miles or buy a ticket to do so - #teamjointcheckingaccount) and point at him and say, "haha".
Gonna win 'em all!