Here's the dilemma: You clearly do not want to waste your time watching this defense (because of them being a giant sack of dog crap, etc), but obviously they are not on the field very long. So, what are some things you can do while you are waiting the very short amount of time for this defense to get off of the field?
Here are a few things that I do:
Go pee (not poop, pooping takes too long)
Eat 7 (maybe 8) potato chips
Do a few pushups
Check your email account for new email (you won't have time to read any of them, but you can see if you have any new ones)
Send a brief text message
