Author Topic: OT: Looking for 2-foot bologna sandwiches in wichita for this weekend (Read 2896 times)

Trim · « **on:** October 11, 2013, 11:41:08 AM »

Would prefer giving my business to an EMAW bologna sandwich guy (OR GAL!).

Tobias · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:43:31 AM »

no way

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:47:43 AM »

whats foot bologna?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:49:06 AM »

Bart's 2 foot bologna sandwich emporium. <--- new name for football board

Trim · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:54:57 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 11, 2013, 11:47:43 AM

whats foot bologna?

NO. Regular bologna, but a lot of it. Enough for a 2-foot sandwich. Like, you know how you can get a foot-long sandwich at Subway? Well this would be twice as long as that. ALL bologna. I'm expecting a decent crowd tomorrow, so probably like 4 sandwiches (8 total feet of bologna sandwich).

Trim · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:55:44 AM »

You know what? eff it, let's go 6 sandwiches (12 feet).

Fedor · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:56:32 AM »

Do you hate your guests? Why are you giving them bologna?

Trim · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:57:20 AM »

Quote from: Fedor on October 11, 2013, 11:56:32 AM

Do you hate your guests? Why are you giving them bologna?

We're playing Baylor.

Fedor · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:18:41 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 11, 2013, 11:57:20 AM

Quote from: Fedor on October 11, 2013, 11:56:32 AM
Do you hate your guests? Why are you giving them bologna?

We're playing Baylor.

I have a great response to this, but it is buried in a different thread somewhere on the board.

'taterblast · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:31:48 PM »

basically just start talking about things that are true, and you will have your bologna. can't promise anything about the bread/toppings though.

Trim · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:34:55 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on October 11, 2013, 12:31:48 PM

basically just start talking about things that are true, and you will have your bologna. can't promise anything about the bread/toppings though.

I need 6 of these sandwiches (12 feet of bread, toppings, and bologna).

Brock Landers · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:40:16 PM »

Bologna is for poors.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:41:21 PM »

ok, hang with me here for a sec while i talk this thing through. if the standard size of bologna sandy is 1-foot, like you say it is, why do you have to go to 2-foot as the next size up? like, youre gonna need 6 sandies (12 feet total) so why wouldnt you get 4 3-foot sandies or possibly 2 6-footers? i mean eff. the guy cutting these sandwiches is probably the same guy making them. cut him a break. your guests arent gonna eat a whole 2-footer, so theyre gonna cut it. crap, while youre at it, how about a single 12-foot long bologna sandwich? and dont give me that whole "well tonya the bread is only 2 foot long" crap. i know youre rough ridin' lying. it has been done before.

http://www.worldrecordacademy.com/food/longest_Loaf_of_Bread_world_record_set_by_Italian_bakers_101757.htm

basically, im not coming unless there is a sandwich at this party that i cant dunk a basketball over. hint: 9.25 feet is the minimum high, brah. i got ups.

Trim · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:50:40 PM »

2-foot bologna sandwiches are the standard as I understand it. Honestly, I've never catered in bologna sandwiches before.

Can somebody with a gpc login try to get some answers for me from over there? It was actually DJamer Wally who clued me in to the whole 2-foot bologna sandwich benchmark to begin with.

Trim · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:51:27 PM »

Don't forget that we're ideally looking for a "purple" sandwich shop.

Tobias · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:52:28 PM »

trim, in light of the boiling water snafu, i think you should try your hand at making these and then live tweet it

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:52:57 PM »

Trim · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:54:10 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on October 11, 2013, 12:52:28 PM

trim, in light of the boiling water snafu, i think you should try your hand at making these and then live tweet it

We're talking COLD-cuts here.

O-town Kat · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:09:13 PM »

Trim, i called my local HYVEE, and according to 'the book' they can cater 3 and 6 ft sandwiches. FYI not 'purple' FWIW. Also the on-hold music was The Dead Milkmen????

yoEMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:12:56 PM »

I may be able to shed some light on the two footlong/two foot long sandwich thing here...

At a popular chain of sandwich shops, a 12" sandwich is often referred to as a, "footlong." This whole snafu may have originated from "two footlong sandwiches" (two 12" subs) being mistaken for a two foot long sandwich (24" sub). A subtle difference no doubt. Either way that's a lot of balogna.

go cats!

Trim · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:23:00 PM »

Quote from: yoEMAW on October 11, 2013, 01:12:56 PM

This whole snafu may have originated from "two footlong sandwiches" (two 12" subs) being mistaken for a two foot long sandwich (24" sub).

EMAWican · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:34:57 PM »

Doesn't Dillons have their own bakery? Just put in a custom bologna order to go or whatever. Since Dillons is more TSC-based then "purple" I don't know if they'll meet that criteria tho.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:46:58 PM »

Kites

Trim · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2013, 02:06:46 PM »

UPDATE: T-Y to everyone for the tips. I've found an EMAW in Kechi that's up to the task. I'll be heading that way in the gE jeep tomorrow morning to pick up what, suffice to say, will be hella bologna. I'll probably have to fold the rear seat down. Poet Warrior's in for the PAK of his (or her!) life.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:31:46 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 11, 2013, 02:06:46 PM

UPDATE: T-Y to everyone for the tips. I've found an EMAW in Kechi that's up to the task. I'll be heading that way in the gE jeep tomorrow morning to pick up what, suffice to say, will be hella bologna. I'll probably have to fold the rear seat down. Poet Warrior's in for the PAK of his (or her!) life.