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BREAKING!
« on: October 07, 2013, 09:42:03 PM »
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We've obtained sideline footage of Jake Waters upset for being pulled from game at OSU.
Sams tries to console him. Footage 41 sports at 10.


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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2013, 09:43:39 PM »
well Jake you shouldn't suck so much

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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2013, 09:45:36 PM »
well Jake you shouldn't suck so much

Yeah maybe if he wouldn't have missed every receiver and handed the ball to the Pokes inside our own 10...
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2013, 09:59:03 PM »
Oh man, what a scoop!  Reminds me of when Seymour Hersh exposed the Mai Lai Massacre.

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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2013, 10:05:39 PM »
I thought he was just upset because he cost us the lead. Jack Harry is just trying to start crap that isn't there.

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2013, 09:23:18 AM »
did anyone watch the news last night?  was this some super secret footage or was it exactly what we saw on tv, which was waters being pissed at himself for turning the ball over and sams trying to calm him down?  I mean, at that point he didn't even know he was "pulled from the game."  he'd just turned the damn ball over and the defense was on the field.
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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2013, 09:27:22 AM »
jack is kind of BITB in a more dorkier way

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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2013, 09:27:37 AM »
I remember watching the game and seeing Waters pissed and Sams, being the good leader and team mate that he is, trying to console Waters. Waters was having none of it. So in short, Jack Harry is right about what happened, but everyone who watched the game saw it.
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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2013, 09:28:38 AM »
sams is such a good person

i can't even think about him without my eyes watering

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2013, 09:32:02 AM »
Jack has been BITB'ing longer than anyone. 

Obvsly he realizes the only way to keep a large portion of the KC college fan interested in football is to drama up the KSU squad.  This is can't miss, make a pizza, hold a party, have all your little bro's friends over and mom makes you hang out with them while they watch as big bro is having internal issues type stuff here.


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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2013, 09:38:01 AM »
I'm glad Jake is pissed. I want the line to be pissed with they screw up too.

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2013, 09:39:17 AM »
What if Jake was pissed at the line or someone and not at himself and Sams was giving him some tough love about leadership or just bro'ing him up to get him through the game to where they could sit and talk about this without the raw emotion? 

This seems equally likely.

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2013, 09:40:58 AM »
What if the line secretly doesn't like Waters and intentionally are screwing up when he's in the game?    :sdeek:

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2013, 09:43:34 AM »
Just another game for Jake "Prima donna Wannabe" Waters.

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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2013, 09:43:58 AM »
What if Jake had a tough call from that one classmate's girlfriend saying that she doesn't want him and he takes rejection really bad and couldn't focus and that turnover just made all the pain come back to the surface and Sams was just letting him know that there are plenty of fish in the sea and that any girl would be lucky to have a shot at Jake and that Jake is young and shouldn't be getting too tied down now anyway?

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2013, 09:44:38 AM »
What if the line secretly doesn't like Waters and intentionally are screwing up when he's in the game?    :sdeek:

I don't think it's a secret.
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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2013, 10:28:08 AM »
Where on earth did he get that insider footage?!   :horrorsurprise:

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2013, 11:21:45 AM »
Sams was just telling Waters..."don't worry man, my shi**y interceptions trump your shi**y fumble"

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2013, 11:22:35 AM »
Sams was just telling Waters..."don't worry man, my shi**y interceptions trump your shi**y fumble"

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2013, 01:03:11 PM »
overheard a convo last week (aka, walked next to him for 20 seconds) where sams was talking about waters to some huge white guy (assumed OL)and it was all very positive and he was like "i think coach just puts too much pressure on jake". 

sams is really a great person.
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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2013, 01:04:44 PM »
overheard a convo last week (aka, walked next to him for 20 seconds) where sams was talking about waters to some huge white guy (assumed OL)and it was all very positive and he was like "i think coach just puts too much pressure on jake". 

sams is really a great person.

my god, could daniel be a better human being?

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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2013, 01:06:02 PM »
overheard a convo last week (aka, walked next to him for 20 seconds) where sams was talking about waters to some huge white guy (assumed OL)and it was all very positive and he was like "i think coach just puts too much pressure on jake". 

sams is really a great person.

my god, could daniel be a better human being?

there has never been a more clear case of people not deserving someone than ksu cats fans not deserving Daniel Sams

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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2013, 01:12:02 PM »
Jake is extremely fortunate he has Sams in his life (#Life in his life).

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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2013, 02:03:20 PM »
#life is just the best.


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Re: BREAKING!
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2013, 12:41:31 AM »
overheard a convo last week (aka, walked next to him for 20 seconds) where sams was talking about waters to some huge white guy (assumed OL)and it was all very positive and he was like "i think coach just puts too much pressure on jake". 

sams is really a great person.

my god, could daniel be a better human being?

I don't think so. I saw him at Burger King on Friday. I said, "good luck this weekend, daniel." and he replied with, "thanks, man." and smiled. daniel really made my day, that day.