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Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« on: October 06, 2013, 04:19:02 PM »
he's been scheming on it since the bastards knocked us out of the run for the MNC last year


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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2013, 04:25:59 PM »
he's been scheming on it since the bastards knocked us out of the run for the MNC last year
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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2013, 04:43:39 PM »
dear god I hope he hasn't or we are completely mumped

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2013, 04:48:14 PM »
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Jk we are mumped

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2013, 06:10:46 PM »
I think this is accurate. Remember when Bill decided to pay A&M back for '98 back in '09? This season has a pretty similar feel, in that Bill didn't give a crap about beating anybody else on the schedule prior to that, and then he just let all hell break loose. Those bears had better be ready, because 62-14 is incoming.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2013, 06:21:58 PM »
I think this is accurate. Remember when Bill decided to pay A&M back for '98 back in '09? This season has a pretty similar feel, in that Bill didn't give a crap about beating anybody else on the schedule prior to that, and then he just let all hell break loose. Those bears had better be ready, because 62-14 is incoming.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2013, 06:26:00 PM »
Bill doesn't care about football anymore

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2013, 06:27:23 PM »
Yep, just for spite, Bill's going to dance  :billdance: on the baptists' title hopes.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2013, 06:29:26 PM »
Bill doesn't care about football anymore

He only cares about revenge, and those baptists are going to get a taste of the hell they have dedicated their lives toward avoiding.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2013, 08:32:11 PM »
Bill always opens up the playbook for harley day too.
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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2013, 08:37:16 PM »
Bill always opens up the playbook for harley day too.
Circles it on the schedule

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2013, 07:15:17 PM »
whats a Baptist.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2013, 07:33:13 PM »
whats a Baptist.

signed....white guy from Minnesota/north dakota

You're on the internet you stupid white eff, look it up.
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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2013, 07:35:42 PM »
Everybody has a plan... until Seastrunk takes one 85 yards...

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2013, 09:00:51 PM »
Everybody has a plan... until Seastrunk takes one 85 yards...

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2013, 09:36:24 PM »
Everybody has a plan... until Seastrunk takes one 85 yards...

Been thinking of a plan; not easy to do.  Here is what I came up with:

1.  Offense game plan is obvious; pound run and eat clock.  I worry about the beating on SAMs, becsuse bu knows this is our only option.  Hopefully Hubert and Robinson (one can hope) also get some carries.  Would like to see Robinson run the wildcat a few times just to give SAMs a breather.  Point being, we have to strap big boy pants on and ten-yard fight it down the field; slowly.  I do think we have the ability to run on bu somewhat.

2.  Defense is harder.  First, I think we need to use all of our to's on defense.  For the first three drives bu has, we should call to after their first first down.  Second, I actually think we have to gamble that briles and petty get impatient.  I think the only real chance we have to stop them is if we are playing the pass and they pass anyway.  We could load the box and still not even stop seastrunk.  This is pettys first road game and they are used to scoring real fast; it is possible he presses a little bit and gives us an opportunity.  I want a defense that is designed to take advantage of bad throws and just pray bu not content to run seastrunk down the field. 

3.  Special tesms; I think a surprise onside kick would be a risk worth taking.  We are big dogs anyway.  Plus, the potency of the bu offense mesns that the ußusl rules regarding field position aren't as applicable; if we could steal an extra possession that would help.  Plus, they did it to us last year and won....which obviously means if we do it we will win, too 

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2013, 09:37:59 PM »
Everybody has a plan... until Seastrunk takes one 85 yards...

Been thinking of a plan; not easy to do.  Here is what I came up with:

1.  Offense game plan is obvious; pound run and eat clock.  I worry about the beating on SAMs, becsuse bu knows this is our only option.  Hopefully Hubert and Robinson (one can hope) also get some carries.  Would like to see Robinson run the wildcat a few times just to give SAMs a breather.  Point being, we have to strap big boy pants on and ten-yard fight it down the field; slowly.  I do think we have the ability to run on bu somewhat.

2.  Defense is harder.  First, I think we need to use all of our to's on defense.  For the first three drives bu has, we should call to after their first first down.  Second, I actually think we have to gamble that briles and petty get impatient.  I think the only real chance we have to stop them is if we are playing the pass and they pass anyway.  We could load the box and still not even stop seastrunk.  This is pettys first road game and they are used to scoring real fast; it is possible he presses a little bit and gives us an opportunity.  I want a defense that is designed to take advantage of bad throws and just pray bu not content to run seastrunk down the field. 

3.  Special tesms; I think a surprise onside kick would be a risk worth taking.  We are big dogs anyway.  Plus, the potency of the bu offense mesns that the ußusl rules regarding field position aren't as applicable; if we could steal an extra possession that would help.  Plus, they did it to us last year and won....which obviously means if we do it we will win, too 

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2013, 09:46:30 PM »
gameplane=get in there and kick some ass.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2013, 09:49:53 PM »
Maybe we should set a goal instead of trying to make a plan.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2013, 09:50:51 PM »
Maybe we should set a goal instead of trying to make a plan.

If the motivation is intrinsic then we don't need a plan. Or a goal.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2013, 09:52:16 PM »
So much for the surprise onside kick


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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2013, 10:07:55 PM »
Bill is putting this "bend but don't break" defense on the field because we share a conference with teams like Baylor. If we can't force some turnovers and punts, then it's time to give it a rest and get more aggressive.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2013, 10:11:17 PM »
Put out an APB for the UCF sniper.

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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2013, 10:34:06 PM »
Steffy is really hanging her hat on that rs-jr Petty implosion.  He's going to be pressing guys.  First true roadie.  He'll probably start out his first drive facing the wrong way.  That is if he can even find his helmet, rough ridin' noob.  Catnip?  More like greenhornQBnip.  lol, he's so mumped.   
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Re: Bill has a plan to beat the goddamed baptists
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2013, 02:52:24 AM »
Steffy is really hanging her hat on that rs-jr Petty implosion.  He's going to be pressing guys.  First true roadie.  He'll probably start out his first drive facing the wrong way.  That is if he can even find his helmet, rough ridin' noob.  Catnip?  More like greenhornQBnip.  lol, he's so mumped.   

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