"Oh, you can go in front of me ..."

[steve dave]

"ooooohhhhh, this is good. have you had this? :holdsupsomethingI'mbuying:"

i hate this so rough ridin' much.  i've got 6 bottles in the basket, bad person, it's a good bet i've had it and i like it.  also, i don't want to talk to you.

also don't make any comments like "looks like a fun night tonight!", etc.

had a lady at whole foods the other day who was, I think, making a strong point that she was vegan or something. "I wish they made these without the chicken beep.....beep....beep....beep....I bet this would be good if it didn't have the meat in it beep....beep...."

[Emo EMAW]

Condoms.  One time in HS was buying condoms late at night at a Price Chopper. Girl was with me.  Checkout lady was all "well at least you're using protection, have a good one"  And I was all "hey lady there are three in here.  I'm hoping for more than one."

[michigancat]

Condoms.  One time in HS was buying condoms late at night at a Price Chopper. Girl was with me.  Checkout lady was all "well at least you're using protection, have a good one"  And I was all "hey lady there are three in here.  I'm hoping for more than one."

after that did you give her a roofie and take pics of her passed out?

[steve dave]

 

[j rake]

"Sir, would you like to sign up for a Wal-Mart credit card?"

I hate that question. Hate it! Mainly because, if someone REALLY wants one, they will bring it up to the cashier at some point during the checkout process. Instead, the cashier will always say it AFTER all items have been scanned. What's the expected reply?

"Oh, gee, YES! Now that you mention it, I DO want one those!"

[Emo EMAW]

 

[yoga-like_abana]

bought energy shots the past few times at walgreens and its been the same cashier each time.
first time.. oh are you sweepy? do these actually help with that?
second time.. I was wearing workout clothes.. Do you use these post or pre workout, do they affect you at all? do you take both at one time?



gee kid I don't know


 
now I have to find a new store

[Bloodfart]

How about trying to use reusable bags at the grocery store?  These fuckers act like they never seen them before and try to blow through them quickly so they can use their plastic bags.  Nope!  Why the eff did you put my canned stuff in 2 bags?!  I'll just dump that crap together and here you go another eco-friendly bag for you sir.  After a couple reject bagging attempts they usually get the picture and get their crap together. DO I WANT MY MILK BAGGED???  eff NO DUDE GIVE ME THAT SONOFABITCH AND THE SACK OF POTATOS TOO!  SMH

[slobber]

"Sir, would you like to sign up for a Wal-Mart credit card?"

I hate that question. Hate it! Mainly because, if someone REALLY wants one, they will bring it up to the cashier at some point during the checkout process. Instead, the cashier will always say it AFTER all items have been scanned. What's the expected reply?

"Oh, gee, YES! Now that you mention it, I DO want one those!"

Next time, say "yes". Take the application and proceed to read the entire contract word for word. Then, at the end of it, scream really loudly, "THESE TERMS ARE UNACCEPTABLE" and rip up the contract and pay with one of your other credit cards.

[Rage Against the McKee]

"Sir, would you like to sign up for a Wal-Mart credit card?"

I hate that question. Hate it! Mainly because, if someone REALLY wants one, they will bring it up to the cashier at some point during the checkout process. Instead, the cashier will always say it AFTER all items have been scanned. What's the expected reply?

"Oh, gee, YES! Now that you mention it, I DO want one those!"

Next time, say "yes". Take the application and proceed to read the entire contract word for word. Then, at the end of it, scream really loudly, "THESE TERMS ARE UNACCEPTABLE" and rip up the contract and pay with one of your other credit cards.

Oh, man, I was in line behind some jackass that signed up for one of those cards at the register one time. I finally just left the cart at the register and went home.

[hatingfrancisco]

who is hating francis?  he sucks.

pffft, like you have any effing room to talk.

[hatingfrancisco]

My favorite thing is watching some of our beloved seniors try to navigate the credit card machine.  They stare at it like they are Indiana Jones trying to decipher hieroglyphics in the Temple of Doom.

[Fldermaus]

Went through the self-checkout line yesterday, with a huge cart full of groceries, including lots of produce where you have to type in the code.  I also bring my own bags and pack them with a precision honed by years of playing Tetris.  I am highly skilled and usually pass several old and/or stupid people who are puzzling over how to scan their five items.

[chum1]

Just got back from the store.  No line.  As usual.

[michigancat]

Just got back from the store.  No line.  As usual.

not all of us have the luxury of being unemployed and living on our moms' basements so we can go to the store when everyone is at work.