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american royal bbq thing
« on: September 23, 2013, 02:29:41 PM »
so i'm going to this thing this year and plan to party my face off and eat nothing but ring meat all. night. long. any additional tips for me from people that have been before?


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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2013, 02:38:24 PM »
so i'm going to this thing this year and plan to party my face off and eat nothing but ring meat all. night. long. any additional tips for me from people that have been before?

First, arrive as early as you can. Parking sucks and you'll likely have to take a shuttle from your parking to the grounds.  Do you know someone who is competing and has their own space? That's really the elite way to enjoy the AR.  You get to sit back drink crap loads of beer, stuff your face with meat and laugh at all the puds who don't have a spot to hang out at. 
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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2013, 02:40:26 PM »
what time are we going, rick?
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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2013, 02:40:39 PM »
so i'm going to this thing this year and plan to party my face off and eat nothing but ring meat all. night. long. any additional tips for me from people that have been before?

First, arrive as early as you can. Parking sucks and you'll likely have to take a shuttle from your parking to the grounds.  Do you know someone who is competing and has their own space? That's really the elite way to enjoy the AR.  You get to sit back drink crap loads of beer, stuff your face with meat and laugh at all the puds who don't have a spot to hang out at.

there is some kind of corporate party that i get to get in to, but once that shuts down no sure.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2013, 02:50:38 PM »
the american royal, plenty of ring meat options available there.  i would suggest coming off of sw blvd to 23rd street tfwy.  traffic is going to be worse than normal this year w/ the construction on i-35 and the ring meat craze.


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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2013, 02:51:31 PM »
so i'm going to this thing this year and plan to party my face off and eat nothing but ring meat all. night. long. any additional tips for me from people that have been before?

First, arrive as early as you can. Parking sucks and you'll likely have to take a shuttle from your parking to the grounds.  Do you know someone who is competing and has their own space? That's really the elite way to enjoy the AR.  You get to sit back drink crap loads of beer, stuff your face with meat and laugh at all the puds who don't have a spot to hang out at.

there is some kind of corporate party that i get to get in to, but once that shuts down no sure.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2013, 02:53:10 PM »
I went a long time ago. I really like meat, so in sure it's a real treat. Enjoy friend.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2013, 02:54:37 PM »
My old gig used to have a huge tent and free booze and stuff.  Never went.

Hey guys, lets all get together and watch someone else cook! 

Pfft.  No thanks. 

Must be a Mod-Dork thing. 

I just don't get it.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2013, 02:55:56 PM »
I went a long time ago. I really like meat, so in sure it's a real treat. Enjoy friend.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2013, 02:55:57 PM »
Is this a qualifying tournament for the lenexa bbq?

Never heard of it

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2013, 02:56:22 PM »
My old gig used to have a huge tent and free booze and stuff.  Never went.

Hey guys, lets all get together and watch someone else cook! 

Pfft.  No thanks. 

Must be a Mod-Dork thing. 

I just don't get it.
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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2013, 03:01:10 PM »
My old gig used to have a huge tent and free booze and stuff.  Never went.

Hey guys, lets all get together and watch someone else cook! 

Pfft.  No thanks. 

Must be a Mod-Dork thing. 

I just don't get it.

Yeah, if you're going as part of a work group then it's probably not that fun because you might need to be on good behavior unless you work in a stud boss office like I do, then it's time to get rough ridin' rowdy. 
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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2013, 03:11:37 PM »
Just don't go unless you know a party already.....or if you are one of those glad handers that can talk up and befriend random groups of people.

Free shuttles are worth it from downtown
http://www.americanroyal.com/events_detail.aspx?id=129

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2013, 03:11:56 PM »
Let's get rowdy and watch that guy cook!  :Woot:

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2013, 03:12:45 PM »
My old gig used to have a huge tent and free booze and stuff.  Never went.

Hey guys, lets all get together and watch someone else cook! 

Pfft.  No thanks. 

Must be a Mod-Dork thing. 

I just don't get it.

Yeah, if you're going as part of a work group then it's probably not that fun because you might need to be on good behavior unless you work in a stud boss office like I do, then it's time to get rough ridin' rowdy.

look for the anne of green gables snowglobe factory tent, daris.  that's when you'll know you've arrived. :party:

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2013, 03:14:24 PM »
Just don't go unless you know a party already.....or if you are one of those glad handers that can talk up and befriend random groups of people.

Free shuttles are worth it from downtown
http://www.americanroyal.com/events_detail.aspx?id=129

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2013, 03:15:03 PM »
Let's get rowdy and watch that guy cook!  :Woot:

I'm not sure what you have against free booze and eating delicious meats prepared by stud BBQ'rs. 
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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2013, 03:15:40 PM »
Very Fun
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Need to have an in with someone that has a spot
The biggest spots competing for Party of The Year are  :Woohoo:
Still pretty decent if you have to buy beer, but not as great
It all shuts down around 12? and you need a special cook pass to stay later I think?
Buy tickets in advance, the lines suck getting in
Parking downtown and hopping on a free school bus shuttle works well but takes a while

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2013, 03:16:56 PM »
Let's get rowdy and watch that guy cook!  :Woot:

I'm not sure what you have against free booze and eating delicious meats prepared by stud BBQ'rs.

I love those two things.  Like, a lot.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2013, 03:19:59 PM »
so the corporate party is apparently a pretty big one and should have tons of free booze and food but i guess it eventually starts to run out of free booze and food and then you have to go somewhere else. if there are any stud gE'ers that want a free year of premium and are having their own party or whatever then yes i will stop by and eat some of your food and drink some of your drinks.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2013, 03:20:23 PM »
Let's get rowdy and watch that guy cook!  :Woot:

I'm not sure what you have against free booze and eating delicious meats prepared by stud BBQ'rs.

I love those two things.  Like, a lot.

Then I think you would enjoy the American Royal.  There are also other things to do there besides watch meat cook.  I mean some of the ladies   :love:   They're not all dressed up like Pete's renaissance whores but some of them dress quite whorish. 
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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2013, 03:40:43 PM »
so the corporate party is apparently a pretty big one and should have tons of free booze and food but i guess it eventually starts to run out of free booze and food and then you have to go somewhere else. if there are any stud gE'ers that want a free year of premium and are having their own party or whatever then yes i will stop by and eat some of your food and drink some of your drinks.

MH roommate will be there, but he kinda sucks. so i would avoid his place.
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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2013, 06:20:06 PM »
so i'm going to this thing this year and plan to party my face off and eat nothing but ring meat all. night. long. any additional tips for me from people that have been before?

I will be there too!  At a work event.  We should meet up.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2013, 08:57:14 PM »
so i'm going to this thing this year and plan to party my face off and eat nothing but ring meat all. night. long. any additional tips for me from people that have been before?

I will be there too!  At a work event.  We should meet up.

oh man. let's do it pete.

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Re: american royal bbq thing
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2013, 09:08:17 PM »
When is this?  I have to go to KC Sunday/Monday and possibly a bunch of times thereafter.  Who wants to go to NIN Monday night?