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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2013, 12:15:56 PM »
I was particularly pissed at the Ren Fest folks for jamming up I-70 and all the other ways to get west of I-70/K-7 on Friday evening.

That was for mumford

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2013, 12:27:18 PM »
lol @ the Ren Fest crowds causing traffic jams

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2013, 12:27:31 PM »
I was particularly pissed at the Ren Fest folks for jamming up I-70 and all the other ways to get west of I-70/K-7 on Friday evening.

That was for mumford

Oh.  Well eff them too.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2013, 03:21:46 PM »
my 3 y/o nephew refused to go with his family dressed in olde timey crap and instead went as batman

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2013, 03:27:06 PM »
my 3 y/o nephew refused to go with his family dressed in olde timey crap and instead went as batman

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2013, 04:13:44 PM »
went to it for some class in high school. haven't been since. it was a nice day off of school tho.

Me too  :surprised:

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2013, 04:33:33 PM »
Went to RenFest a few times when I was a kid.  always a great time.

went back once as an adult a few years ago.  Learned that a lot of the merchants travel across the country doing various festivals year round. 

There I am drinking beer (ale) and eating a turkey leg (of course).  Tought it'd be cool to wear a puffy shirt instead of my t-shirt.  So, stop in a few booths and find that these rough ridin' shirts were +$100.  apparently, quite the custom textile.  Don't but it, even though I'm basically rich.  I strike up a conversation with the dude in the shop.  Of course, he remains in character throughout the conversation.  I ask him what his job is, assuming the guy probably lives in De Soto and hauls in his wares every weekend.  As it turns out, the guy says this is his full time gig, selling this crap.  He, said that it was lucrative enough to buy him a Ford F-350 and a trailer.  (have no idea how much either of these are, but he seemed pretty proud of it). 

He also said that some of the TX renfests are basically 2, 3x bigger than the kc renfest and there are adult only renfests where people are nude and they serve more alcohol and the fests don't close til like 2 or 3am. 

Anyway, there's a whole other world of renfesters just like Pete.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2013, 04:36:15 PM »
Used to have a few kids enroll in our school, stay for the first quarter, then peace out all over our faces on their way to the next fest.  Fest carnies. 

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2013, 04:36:38 PM »
I bet that puffy shirt salesman has trouble making money at the nude renfests.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2013, 04:38:39 PM »
I bet that puffy shirt salesman has trouble making money at the nude renfests.

I can't think of something more disgusting.  I mean, you've all seen who works these things, right?

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2013, 04:39:48 PM »
I bet that puffy shirt salesman has trouble making money at the nude renfests.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2013, 04:41:20 PM »
I bet that puffy shirt salesman has trouble making money at the nude renfests.

I can't think of something more disgusting.  I mean, you've all seen who works these things, right?

I've never been to one, but I would imagine that about 75% of everyone in attendance is morbidly obese.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2013, 04:43:19 PM »
I bet that puffy shirt salesman has trouble making money at the nude renfests.

I can't think of something more disgusting.  I mean, you've all seen who works these things, right?

I've never been to one, but I would imagine that about 75% of everyone in attendance is morbidly obese.

It's basically World's of Fun, but with more turkey and knights. 

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2013, 08:37:44 PM »
Desires Renfest.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2013, 08:45:56 PM »
turkey legs seem gross.  i'd want a chunk of medieval ast's meat, if i were to go.

I find the turkey leg to be quite lordly and not gross.

they didn't even have turkeys in medieval europe, for god's sake.

Lords exist outside of that time period and location.  Nothing more lordly than having a big piece of meat attached to a leg bone in your hand while you walk around wearing your finery and of course a bejeweled goblet full of delicious wine in the other hand.  Low lord iq there by you sys.
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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2013, 09:17:00 PM »
went to it for some class in high school. haven't been since. it was a nice day off of school tho.

Me too  :surprised:
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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2013, 09:48:03 PM »
 I'm afraid my kid would ask mocking questions about the losers who work there.

I did break the fence there once after a sandstone concert and bang some girl in there.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #42 on: September 24, 2013, 09:14:02 AM »

I did break the fence there once after a sandstone concert and bang some girl wench in there.


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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2013, 03:36:19 PM »
I'm going to eat the crap of a turkey leg this weekend.   Also if anyone else is thinking of going, this is by far the best weekend to go.  Every week has a theme and this weekends theme is the best theme yet.Shamrocks and Shenanigans! Look at all the great things I'm going to get to do.  Obviously I'm going to win the arm wrestling contest and the press a wench contest.  I can't wait, I've already picked out what tank top I'm going to wear.  Then finally I'm going to finish the day off with the craft beer and wine tasting and a second turkey leg.  I'm going to have way more fun than Pete did, I can feel it.


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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2013, 03:52:47 PM »
Mountain Dew chugging contest might be the most non-time period specific RenFest thing ever.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #45 on: September 28, 2013, 03:03:39 PM »
Does RenFest still have the troll who hangs out in the trees and trolls people?  That was easily my favorite aspect of RenFest growing up as a kid.

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #46 on: September 28, 2013, 04:18:39 PM »
Does RenFest still have the troll who hangs out in the trees and trolls people?  That was easily my favorite aspect of RenFest growing up as a kid.

Yes, Kim Carnes still hangs out in trees.
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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2013, 06:49:13 PM »
How did it go Lopakman???

Rain would suck.  :sad:

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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #48 on: September 29, 2013, 09:04:36 AM »
How did it go Lopakman???

Rain would suck.  :sad:

Reports came in that it was too wet to go, and today is the Chiefs so no turkey legs for lopak this weekend.  Stupid rain.   :shakesfist: 
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Re: Headed to the Renaissance Festival
« Reply #49 on: September 09, 2015, 09:33:06 PM »
It's that time of year again.  I am going to DVR the game Saturday and head out there and enjoy some 70 degree weather and watch people fly their freak flags.

I am really looking forward to getting a Scotch Egg.  There are very few places around here where you can get them.  I am usually not a big turkey leg guy, but I just might do it this year.

My son always wants me to buy him some sort of weapon early in the day, so he can walk around the rest of the time like a boss. Typically a wooden sword and wooden shield.  I am going to try and steer him toward the toy crossbows this year.