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Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« on: September 16, 2013, 11:51:50 AM »
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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 11:57:22 AM »
lol this has to be the potentially worst primetime game ever
everyone is jealous

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 11:57:54 AM »
their incessant discussion of k-state's ownership of texas won't get old


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 11:58:06 AM »
Will take

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 11:58:23 AM »
Herbie hated Collin. I bet he will like Daniel, Snyder willing.


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2013, 11:59:00 AM »
Herbie hated Collin. I bet he will like Daniel, Snyder willing.


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herbie mentioned numerous times that colin was his favorite player.  shut up, idiot.

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2013, 11:59:04 AM »
lol this has to be the potentially worst primetime game ever
Look at this bald guy making fun of someone's haircut.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 12:01:47 PM »
this is a great chance for us to put the NDSU loss to bed, continue our conference winning streak, begin defending our b12 champy, continue giving america a chance to watch the cats, go cats.


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2013, 12:02:24 PM »
Don't take an EMAW for granted
You just dont know, EMAW will change with the weather
And be down for whatever

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2013, 12:04:40 PM »
Don't take an EMAW for granted
You just dont know, EMAW will change with the weather
And be down for whatever

i didnt see that last line coming, what a treat


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2013, 12:08:50 PM »
YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE at Darrel K. Royal, Memorial Stadium.  Where tonight, two of the Big 12's elder statesmen try to right their respective ships, amidst turmoil on the open seas.  In Austin, Mack Brown's Longhorns got run over by BYU and Ole Miss in consecutive weeks and look to avoid beginning the season 1 and 3 for the first time in 20 years against a team these Longhorns haven't beat in a decade.  But the Longhorn offense, led running backs Jonathan Gray and Joe Bergeron, are looking to turn all of that around tonight.  For LHC Bill Snyder's Wildcats, an early season shocker at the hands of North Dakota State brought uncertainty to Manhattan, Kansas.  The defending Big 12 champs have dearly missed Heisman finalist, Collin Klein.  Junior college transfer Jake Waters and sophomore Daniel Sams have led the offense, trying to find its new identity.  But watch out for the the little guy.  First team all-big 12 running back John Hubert, will get to face off against a Longhorn defense that has struggled all season against the run.

It's LHC Bill Snyder against Mack Brown, and it's got all the makings of a wild-west shootout in the Lone Star State.


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2013, 12:09:34 PM »
Brent, Coach Snyder really threw out a 2 headed quarterback monster on the Big 12 tonight. After the surprise start, quarterback Daniel Sams, Jon Hubert and the K-State running game destroyed the suspect Longhorn defense. Then after 3 first quarter drives produced 17 Wildcat points, Snyder put in Jake Waters and he led 2 more scores before the half, including a 73 yard bomb to Tyler Lockett.

Yes Herbie, both of these young quarterbacks seems to be adjusting well to their roles in Snyder's offense. If Coach Snyder can continue to make this 2 quarterback system work, the Wildcats will be in the running for a 2nd consecutive Big 12 title. I know tonight's 48 point output will put the defensive coordinators in this league on notice as LHC Bill Snyder's ownership of the Texas Longhorns continues.

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2013, 12:11:24 PM »
You know what's funny? Tickets for this game two weeks ago were starting at $100 on stubhub. It's now down to $30. I'm happy I waited. Texas fans are trying to give these tickets away.

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2013, 12:12:45 PM »
Herbie hated Collin. I bet he will like Daniel, Snyder willing.

herbie mentioned numerous times that colin was his favorite player.  shut up, idiot.

he was lying.

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2013, 12:13:44 PM »
Herbie and Kirk  :D



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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2013, 12:18:18 PM »
Herbie is going to love Sams.  Just love him.

Question:  Can we start Waters after Texas considering that Herbie will constantly bringing up Sams in national discussions, even ones not related to the WildWildCats?


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2013, 12:29:31 PM »
I know "1" kid who is very happy about this news


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2013, 12:32:14 PM »
YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE at Darrel K. Royal, Memorial Stadium.  Where tonight, two of the Big 12's elder statesmen try to right their respective ships, amidst turmoil on the open seas.  In Austin, Mack Brown's Longhorns got run over by BYU and Ole Miss in consecutive weeks and look to avoid beginning the season 1 and 3 for the first time in 20 years against a team these Longhorns haven't beat in a decade.  But the Longhorn offense, led running backs Jonathan Gray and Joe Bergeron, are looking to turn all of that around tonight.  For LHC Bill Snyder's Wildcats, an early season shocker at the hands of North Dakota State brought uncertainty to Manhattan, Kansas.  The defending Big 12 champs have dearly missed Heisman finalist, Collin Klein.  Junior college transfer Jake Waters and sophomore Daniel Sams have led the offense, trying to find its new identity.  But watch out for the the little guy.  First team all-big 12 running back John Hubert, will get to face off against a Longhorn defense that has struggled all season against the run.

It's LHC Bill Snyder against Mack Brown, and it's got all the makings of a wild-west shootout in the Lone Star State.


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2013, 12:41:21 PM »
Welcome folks to Darrel K. Royal, Memorial Stadium as the Texas Longhorns get set to take on the Kansas State Wildcats.  But before we get started, I wanted to share a quick anecdote with everyone watching at home.  As I was coming into the stadium I took a wrong turn down a hallway, opened up a door which I thought was an exit, and there in front of me was Major Applewhite having sex with a dog.  The Major was dressed in a military outfit.  He's really one who tries to live up to his name.  Oh boy do we have a doozy of a game in store for you tonight.  Take it away Brent...


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2013, 12:42:05 PM »
I picture Mack Brown having a spotter looking for Daniel Sams in the game.  When Sams subs in, we see mack go to a 6-3-2 defense.  Then Sams splits out wide with Jake Waters taking the snap at QB.  Mack gives his usual befuddled look and is even more confused when he can't find one of the many refs to call a timeout.  Snyder runs this 6 times scoring on 5 before Mack makes an adjustment by having a spotter follow the closest ref so he can call timeout when Waters and Sams are in at the same time.

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2013, 12:42:51 PM »
lol this has to be the potentially worst primetime game ever
A rivalry game like K-State/Texas automatically gets the primetime slot

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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2013, 12:51:45 PM »
Predictions:

1.  Herbie and Brent will spend a considerable amount time discussing other games and other issues in college football during the course of the game.   The broadcast has great potential to take a "why are we here" turn.

2.  There will be at least 1 guest in the both that will take up considerable air time.


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2013, 12:54:29 PM »
Predictions:

1.  Herbie and Brent will spend a considerable amount time discussing other games and other issues in college football during the course of the game.   The broadcast has great potential to take a "why are we here" turn.

2.  There will be at least 1 guest in the both that will take up considerable air time.



i hope the guest is michael beasley


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Re: Herbie and Kirk in the 7 o'clock slot
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2013, 12:58:53 PM »
It will be Matthew mccaughnahey sp* or Owen Wilson. Write that down.

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« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2013, 01:01:07 PM »
It will be Matthew mccaughnahey sp* or Owen Wilson. Write that down.
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