Author Topic: jerry kill (Read 3591 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **on:** September 14, 2013, 12:46:50 PM »

so, so typical jerry. that guy's a hoot.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/23646190/minnesota-coach-jerry-kill-taken-off-field-on-stretcher

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2013, 12:57:16 PM »

minnesota offensive coordinator- "hey jerry, what play do you wanna run here"

jerry- "eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, eerrrrrrrrrrrrr, gurgle gurgle gurgle."

minnesota offensive coordinator- "god damnit jerry."

jerry- "errrrrrrrr, gurble, gurble (foams at mouth)"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:05:27 PM »

bill- "well bye and large i play a very, very vanilla offense and don't adjust to what the other team is doing with the hope that we don't show a whole lot and i can get the team to work on perfecting the little things and get them to realize that they are important and that we have to be diligent. by doing that, it's my hope that i have them humble and working really hard heading into conference season. what about you, jerry?"

jerry- "i spaz out and gurgle globble on the sidelines."

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:12:36 PM »

so nobody likes my jerry kill thread, huh? well eff you guys.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:25:06 PM »

<----- but seizuring.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:28:14 PM »

eff the haters daris

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:28:53 PM »

Haha an ugly person who has seizures

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

felix rex · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:45:53 PM »

He's like an actual incarnate avatar of Minnesota football.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:47:07 PM »

Jerry killed it!

felix rex · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:49:57 PM »

I bet he does it sometimes just to get out of awkward situations.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2013, 02:05:25 PM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on September 14, 2013, 01:28:53 PM

Haha an ugly person who has seizures

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

whoa there mr internet tough guy. who exactly crowned you the king of who is and who isn't good looking?

hemmy · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2013, 02:11:25 PM »

i liked your thread rd, i just didn't feel like replying.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2013, 04:52:07 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on September 14, 2013, 02:05:25 PM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on September 14, 2013, 01:28:53 PM
Haha an ugly person who has seizures

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

whoa there mr internet tough guy. who exactly crowned you the king of who is and who isn't good looking?

Fanning

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

Institutional Control · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2013, 04:55:53 PM »

This thread is very offensive to me. I have an uncle that is ugly.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2013, 04:59:19 PM »

Keeps his team loose by cracking up the sidelines. At a pressure cooker like the U (of Minnesota), it works. He looks like he's dancing while laying down

Cire · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2013, 05:06:21 PM »

felix rex · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2013, 05:28:03 PM »

If Jerry Kill saw this thread, he would roll over on his sideline.

michigancat · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2013, 06:22:06 PM »

I enjoy this thread a lot

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2013, 06:58:26 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on September 14, 2013, 01:05:27 PM

bill- "well bye and large i play a very, very vanilla offense and don't adjust to what the other team is doing with the hope that we don't show a whole lot and i can get the team to work on perfecting the little things and get them to realize that they are important and that we have to be diligent. by doing that, it's my hope that i have them humble and working really hard heading into conference season. what about you, jerry?"

jerry- "i spaz out and gurgle globble on the sidelines."

Headinjun · « **Reply #19 on:** September 14, 2013, 10:03:47 PM »

Why does GE revel like this?

You guys go around acting like this when people you know have injuries illness and death?

felix rex · « **Reply #20 on:** September 14, 2013, 10:05:19 PM »

My uncle has injuries illness (but not death) so I can make these jokes.

Headinjun · « **Reply #21 on:** September 14, 2013, 10:09:49 PM »

So its cool to clown on your uncle?

felix rex · « **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2013, 10:14:43 PM »

Quote from: Headinjun on September 14, 2013, 10:09:49 PM

So its cool to clown on your uncle?

I don't know, injun. You tell me how this works.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #23 on:** September 14, 2013, 10:55:24 PM »

Quote from: Headinjun on September 14, 2013, 10:03:47 PM

Why does GE revel like this?

You guys go around acting like this when people you know have injuries illness and death?

death isn't funny, at least to me it isn't and I don't appreciate you insinuating that I do. I'm basically loling that the guy has six toes. except that the sixth toe causes him to wriggle about on the locker room floor. big, big difference, bad person.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #24 on:** September 14, 2013, 10:57:19 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on September 14, 2013, 10:55:24 PM

Quote from: Headinjun on September 14, 2013, 10:03:47 PM
Why does GE revel like this?

You guys go around acting like this when people you know have injuries illness and death?

death isn't funny, at least to me it isn't and I don't appreciate you insinuating that I do. I'm basically loling that the guy has six toes. except that the sixth toe causes him to wriggle about on the locker room floor. big, big difference, bad person.

Wait, he has six toes?

I guess that I should do more digging into his story.