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Offline Mrs. Gooch

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« on: September 10, 2013, 12:05:02 PM »
So I started getting text messages from someone I don't know.

Do you think I should go get a massage?

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 12:06:58 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 12:07:39 PM »
What's the worst that could happen?

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 12:08:15 PM »
soo mocats dream was about mrs. gooch leaving gooch to be with zacker.. wow, dreams really do come true.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 12:09:19 PM »
soo mocats dream was about mrs. gooch leaving gooch to be with zacker.. wow, dreams really do come true.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 12:12:53 PM »
are mrs gooch and gooch dating or something?
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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2013, 12:15:40 PM »
i like how he says howdy.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2013, 12:26:20 PM »
i like how he says howdy.


All masseuses say howdy.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2013, 12:29:12 PM »
so why did zack have to get a new number and what is "massages" code for? those are the real questions.

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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2013, 12:32:41 PM »
I think you should set up a meeting, but give them some random address way outside of town. That'll teach em!

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2013, 12:33:23 PM »
soo mocats dream was about mrs. gooch leaving gooch to be with zacker.. wow, dreams really do come true.

Is there any way the mods can tell from the phone number whether this guy is a poster here?

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2013, 12:35:40 PM »
soo mocats dream was about mrs. gooch leaving gooch to be with zacker.. wow, dreams really do come true.

Is there any way the mods can tell from the phone number whether this guy is a poster here?
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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2013, 12:36:16 PM »
soo mocats dream was about mrs. gooch leaving gooch to be with zacker.. wow, dreams really do come true.

Is there any way the mods can tell from the phone number whether this guy is a poster here?

i can call him and ask  :dunno:

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2013, 12:38:53 PM »
soo mocats dream was about mrs. gooch leaving gooch to be with zacker.. wow, dreams really do come true.

holy crap

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2013, 12:39:36 PM »
If he's willing to do foot massages, I say go for it.
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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2013, 01:02:05 PM »
No negative consequences at all.
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Re: Wrong Number
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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2013, 01:09:45 PM »
$10 says it's ABJr.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2013, 01:18:46 PM »
Someone here must know Zack the masseur from Newton.  :dunno:

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2013, 10:03:33 AM »
Just got another text from him. "Hello would you like to schedule a massage at $40/hr?"

Seems like a really good price. I should probably do it.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2013, 10:20:33 AM »
That's a great deal. I just bought the gf a massage for her bday and it was double that. Jump on it.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2013, 10:23:46 AM »
I think I just scheduled a massage from him sometime next week  :sdeek:
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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2013, 10:24:28 AM »
Just got another text from him. "Hello would you like to schedule a massage at $40/hr?"

Seems like a really good price. I should probably do it.
if we're talking full body you should probably let him know about your feet upfront so it's not super uncomfortable for both or you and he doesn't charge you extra or something.
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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2013, 10:32:14 AM »
schedule it but then have gooch show instead of you? also i would like to know if this is like in his house or if he comes to you. get more details please.

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Re: Wrong Number
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2013, 10:38:36 AM »
That's a great deal. I just bought the gf a massage for her bday and it was double that. Jump on it.

I gave you the gE discount. 
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