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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #250 on: October 08, 2013, 10:53:49 PM »
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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #251 on: October 09, 2013, 08:49:55 AM »
figured it out guys. he just wanted to go booze it up for a month or two. stud move, imo.

http://thebull.cbslocal.com/2013/10/08/a-texas-man-faked-his-own-kidnapping-to-go-out-to-the-bar/

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #253 on: October 14, 2013, 09:13:16 AM »
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If you're a pray-er, I need you all to PRAY NOW like you've never prayed before. We have an obstacle bringing Dave home (territory battle).
Is he in North Korea or something?

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #254 on: October 14, 2013, 09:14:38 AM »
She is an incredible weirdo. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #255 on: October 14, 2013, 09:15:59 AM »
what in the eff does that mean. like, spiritual territory?

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #256 on: October 14, 2013, 09:16:18 AM »
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If you're a pray-er, I need you all to PRAY NOW like you've never prayed before. We have an obstacle bringing Dave home (territory battle).
Is he in North Korea or something?

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Did she tweet this?

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #257 on: October 14, 2013, 09:16:26 AM »
did rival gangmembers kidnap him?


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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #258 on: October 14, 2013, 09:18:15 AM »
There needs to be a movie made about this and it needs to star John Malkovich

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #259 on: October 14, 2013, 09:18:59 AM »
Maybe he was on a walk-about on one of the local indian reservations. 

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #260 on: October 14, 2013, 09:24:26 AM »
He is in a Federal Park

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #261 on: October 14, 2013, 09:38:14 AM »
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We haven't found him---but the KBI and other agencies can't help until RCPD releases it to the other agencies. WE NEED THEM TO RELEASE IT!

bummer about him not being found.  by the sound of her last tweet it sounded like they found him.

but to what does "IT" refer in her tweet?


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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #262 on: October 14, 2013, 09:40:44 AM »
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We haven't found him---but the KBI and other agencies can't help until RCPD releases it to the other agencies. WE NEED THEM TO RELEASE IT!

bummer about him not being found.  by the sound of her last tweet it sounded like they found him.

but to what does "IT" refer in her tweet?

Soubnds like a good old fashioned turf battle.  S. Conkwright doesn't lose those very often

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #263 on: October 14, 2013, 09:43:32 AM »
what in the world, she is such a weirdo.

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #264 on: October 14, 2013, 09:50:54 AM »
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We haven't found him---but the KBI and other agencies can't help until RCPD releases it to the other agencies. WE NEED THEM TO RELEASE IT!

bummer about him not being found.  by the sound of her last tweet it sounded like they found him.

but to what does "IT" refer in her tweet?

RCPD is doing the ol' Fitz sitting on info trick. Classic RCPD  :lol:

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #265 on: October 14, 2013, 10:44:26 AM »
So they found him but can't get him back? Was he coming off a huge bender in Area 51 or something?

Here's my theory: He watched Breaking Bad and decided to go hunt those coordinates of WW's money. In a round about turn of events, he was getting pak'd and sleeping in his van in the middle of the desert. Then aliens came and picked him up, took him to A51 to continue the pak. With the government being shutdown and such, the employees of A51 started just driving around and found him in his van.

The End.

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #266 on: October 14, 2013, 11:20:15 AM »
So they found him but can't get him back? Was he coming off a huge bender in Area 51 or something?

Here's my theory: He watched Breaking Bad and decided to go hunt those coordinates of WW's money. In a round about turn of events, he was getting pak'd and sleeping in his van in the middle of the desert. Then aliens came and picked him up, took him to A51 to continue the pak. With the government being shutdown and such, the employees of A51 started just driving around and found him in his van.

The End.

good post here. im still a little confused on if theyve found him or not...?

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We haven't found him---but the KBI and other agencies can't help until RCPD releases it to the other agencies. WE NEED THEM TO RELEASE IT!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #267 on: October 14, 2013, 11:23:09 AM »
HE needs to start tweeting from far flung locations all over the globe.  Like a Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #268 on: October 14, 2013, 11:34:03 AM »
HE needs to start tweeting from far flung locations all over the globe.  Like a Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

Yes.  Tweets dropping culture references or vague city info and we all guess!

Also, wouldn't you need process more than prayer in this sitch?

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #269 on: October 14, 2013, 11:35:31 AM »
HE needs to start tweeting from far flung locations all over the globe.  Like a Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

i've got $500 on reykjavik

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #270 on: October 14, 2013, 11:38:53 AM »
HE needs to start tweeting from far flung locations all over the globe.  Like a Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

i've got $500 on reykjavik

That's a pretty big number to be throwing down on the capital of and largest city in Iceland.  Unless you maybe know a little something about Kelly welch's missing husband?   :whistle1:  <---- Tobias

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #271 on: October 14, 2013, 11:40:08 AM »
HE needs to start tweeting from far flung locations all over the globe.  Like a Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

i've got $500 on reykjavik

That's a pretty big number to be throwing down on the capital of and largest city in Iceland.  Unless you maybe know a little something about Kelly welch's missing husband?   :whistle1:  <---- Tobias

i checked the dossier - carmen was always there and it seems pretty BA

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #272 on: October 14, 2013, 11:40:40 AM »
I could find him today if he would just put this on:

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #273 on: October 14, 2013, 11:43:22 AM »
Is this the kind of event that makes people question the power of prayer?

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Re: Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...
« Reply #274 on: October 14, 2013, 11:56:30 AM »
RCPD might've released it if she @'d them.

If the guy really is globe-trot'n, I know somebody with a mask that he should carry around and take pics of at landmarks.