Kelly Welch's Husband Missing...

[Tobias]

[WildcatNkilt]

I understand saying weird stuff or joking awkwardly in order to make light of a horrible situation.  Everybody handles it differently.

What I do not understand is how the most important person in her life (outside of her kids I would assume) has been missing for a couple weeks and fliers aren't being distributed, media isn't informed, etc.  Hell if Mrs. WNK or a good friend went missing for a couple weeks (with no notice or communication) I'd start turning over every rock because sadly I would only assume something very bad has happened.  This is the part I just don't understand.  Where are the 200+ people search parties combing fields and wooded areas?


Once again I understand how people say awkward things to put light of a horrible situation, but I do not understand why rocks aren't being turned over searching for the guy.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

At least she isn't wasting police resources/other people's time searching for him since she knows he's dead.

[Trim]

I understand saying weird stuff or joking awkwardly in order to make light of a horrible situation.  Everybody handles it differently.

What I do not understand is how the most important person in her life (outside of her kids I would assume) has been missing for a couple weeks and fliers aren't being distributed, media isn't informed, etc.  Hell if Mrs. WNK or a good friend went missing for a couple weeks (with no notice or communication) I'd start turning over every rock because sadly I would only assume something very bad has happened.  This is the part I just don't understand.  Where are the 200+ people search parties combing fields and wooded areas?


Once again I understand how people say awkward things to put light of a horrible situation, but I do not understand why rocks aren't being turned over searching for the guy.

[Emo EMAW]

I kind of enjoy speculating as to what might have happened to this woman's husband?  Hell, we've got about 100 pages speculating on why Snyds isn't starting Sams and I've never met either one of those guys. 

I think she killed him, personally.  Probably chained to a cinerblock at the bottom of Tuttle, if I had to guess.

Remember that Chad Rodgers guy that disappeared running and they found in a porta potty?  Went round and round with a coworker speculating.  She thought he offed himself because he was secretly gay, had been bad touched, something like that.  I thought he was out for a run, wasn't feeling well, and wen't somewhere for privacy, and died.  Turns out Emo is pretty good at guessing what happened in situaishes like this.

[CNS]

I kind of enjoy speculating as to what might have happened to this woman's husband?  Hell, we've got about 100 pages speculating on why Snyds isn't starting Sams and I've never met either one of those guys. 

I think she killed him, personally.  Probably chained to a cinerblock at the bottom of Tuttle, if I had to guess.

Remember that Chad Rodgers guy that disappeared running and they found in a porta potty?  Went round and round with a coworker speculating.  She thought he offed himself because he was secretly gay, had been bad touched, something like that.  I thought he was out for a run, wasn't feeling well, and wen't somewhere for privacy, and died.  Turns out Emo is pretty good at guessing what happened in situaishes like this.

That is what I figured happened to Rodgers too, but never did hear the final word on that. 

[Emo EMAW]

I kind of enjoy speculating as to what might have happened to this woman's husband?  Hell, we've got about 100 pages speculating on why Snyds isn't starting Sams and I've never met either one of those guys. 

I think she killed him, personally.  Probably chained to a cinerblock at the bottom of Tuttle, if I had to guess.

Remember that Chad Rodgers guy that disappeared running and they found in a porta potty?  Went round and round with a coworker speculating.  She thought he offed himself because he was secretly gay, had been bad touched, something like that.  I thought he was out for a run, wasn't feeling well, and wen't somewhere for privacy, and died.  Turns out Emo is pretty good at guessing what happened in situaishes like this.

That is what I figured happened to Rodgers too, but never did hear the final word on that.

valvular heart disease I think

[Belvis Noland]

Remember that Chad Rodgers guy that disappeared running and they found in a porta potty?  Went round and round with a coworker speculating.  She thought he offed himself because he was secretly gay, had been bad touched, something like that.  I thought he was out for a run, wasn't feeling well, and wen't somewhere for privacy, and died.  Turns out Emo is pretty good at guessing what happened in situaishes like this.

Yeah, I saw a photo of that guy where he had these big spacers in his ears, which means he does drugs, probably.  So, I speculated that he went out for a "jog" and was actually shooting heroin behind an abandoned building or something.  Turns out he had a heart defect.  So, yeah, I've been wrong before. 

[Mr Bread]

I kind of enjoy speculating as to what might have happened to this woman's husband?  Hell, we've got about 100 pages speculating on why Snyds isn't starting Sams and I've never met either one of those guys. 

I think she killed him, personally.  Probably chained to a cinerblock at the bottom of Tuttle, if I had to guess.

Remember that Chad Rodgers guy that disappeared running and they found in a porta potty?  Went round and round with a coworker speculating.  She thought he offed himself because he was secretly gay, had been bad touched, something like that.  I thought he was out for a run, wasn't feeling well, and wen't somewhere for privacy, and died.  Turns out Emo is pretty good at guessing what happened in situaishes like this.

That is what I figured happened to Rodgers too, but never did hear the final word on that.

valvular heart disease I think

Well, so wtf happened to this sorry sob?  Predict already.

[michigancat]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

[Emo EMAW]

I kind of enjoy speculating as to what might have happened to this woman's husband?  Hell, we've got about 100 pages speculating on why Snyds isn't starting Sams and I've never met either one of those guys. 

I think she killed him, personally.  Probably chained to a cinerblock at the bottom of Tuttle, if I had to guess.

Remember that Chad Rodgers guy that disappeared running and they found in a porta potty?  Went round and round with a coworker speculating.  She thought he offed himself because he was secretly gay, had been bad touched, something like that.  I thought he was out for a run, wasn't feeling well, and wen't somewhere for privacy, and died.  Turns out Emo is pretty good at guessing what happened in situaishes like this.

That is what I figured happened to Rodgers too, but never did hear the final word on that.

valvular heart disease I think

Well, so wtf happened to this sorry sob?  Predict already.

I'm going to hold off on a prediction until the details come out that allow me to retroactively say I was right.

(Really I just need more details before I throw something out there.)

[Skipper44]

Emo, where you aware of the Schnackenburg (sp?) guy brought up earlier in this thread and is so what was your prediction?

[Trim]

(Really I just need more details before I throw something out there.)

Detail/clue #1: She's not married to @BoPelini.

[Mr Bread]

I kind of enjoy speculating as to what might have happened to this woman's husband?  Hell, we've got about 100 pages speculating on why Snyds isn't starting Sams and I've never met either one of those guys. 

I think she killed him, personally.  Probably chained to a cinerblock at the bottom of Tuttle, if I had to guess.

Remember that Chad Rodgers guy that disappeared running and they found in a porta potty?  Went round and round with a coworker speculating.  She thought he offed himself because he was secretly gay, had been bad touched, something like that.  I thought he was out for a run, wasn't feeling well, and wen't somewhere for privacy, and died.  Turns out Emo is pretty good at guessing what happened in situaishes like this.

That is what I figured happened to Rodgers too, but never did hear the final word on that.

valvular heart disease I think

Well, so wtf happened to this sorry sob?  Predict already.

I'm going to hold off on a prediction until the details come out that allow me to retroactively say I was right.

(Really I just need more details before I throw something out there.)

You're worthless at this.  Not cool to lie about things you can do. 

[Mr Bread]

Emo, where you aware of the Schnackenburg (sp?) guy brought up earlier in this thread and is so what was your prediction?

I solved that brain buster on the first page.

Yeah.  His daughter had to postpone her wedding while they looked for him and then any time he was questioned by authorities about why he disappeared he would just break down and not say why.  Wiens is why.  And I'm not talking about Kent.

Or maybe his slam piece had a dong and zero hoots.

Next.

[CNS]

Bread, what is your take on the most recent missing hubby?  Dongs and no hoots again?

[Rams]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

unless he just left her.

I'm sticking with my theory that this went from her telling a couple friends that he left and she doesn't know where he is, to "he's missing."  it's the only theory that explains everything.

[michigancat]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

unless he just left her.

I'm sticking with my theory that this went from her telling a couple friends that he left and she doesn't know where he is, to "he's missing."  it's the only theory that explains everything.

her murdering him also explains everything

[Mr Bread]

Bread, what is your take on the most recent missing hubby?  Dongs and no hoots again?

Take a long hard look at him and you tell me. 

[Rams]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

unless he just left her.

I'm sticking with my theory that this went from her telling a couple friends that he left and she doesn't know where he is, to "he's missing."  it's the only theory that explains everything.

her murdering him also explains everything

only if she's a psychopath/sociopath and incredibly stupid.  given her reputation that doesn't seem logical.

[CNS]

I have never met either of them and that pic is all I have to go on, but I am going to say that murder seems unlikely.  I mean, he looks heavy and she doesn't look overly athletic/physically capable.   

[michigancat]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

unless he just left her.

I'm sticking with my theory that this went from her telling a couple friends that he left and she doesn't know where he is, to "he's missing."  it's the only theory that explains everything.

her murdering him also explains everything

only if she's a psychopath/sociopath and incredibly stupid.  given her reputation that doesn't seem logical.

I thought your explanation was also something that only an incredibly stupid psychopath would do.

[Rams]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

unless he just left her.

I'm sticking with my theory that this went from her telling a couple friends that he left and she doesn't know where he is, to "he's missing."  it's the only theory that explains everything.

her murdering him also explains everything

only if she's a psychopath/sociopath and incredibly stupid.  given her reputation that doesn't seem logical.

I thought your explanation was also something that only an incredibly stupid psychopath would do.

telling her friends that her husband left her and she doesn't know where he went?

[michigancat]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

unless he just left her.

I'm sticking with my theory that this went from her telling a couple friends that he left and she doesn't know where he is, to "he's missing."  it's the only theory that explains everything.

her murdering him also explains everything

only if she's a psychopath/sociopath and incredibly stupid.  given her reputation that doesn't seem logical.

I thought your explanation was also something that only an incredibly stupid psychopath would do.

telling her friends that her husband left her and she doesn't know where he went?

Letting it grow to "he's missing" as well as sharing the details about when he was last seen and what he was driving if she knows he just left her is definitely stupid and batshit crazy. Not "murder" crazy but not that far off.

[Rams]

Does Kelly Welch have influence in mhk media? You'd think someone at the mercury would have SOMETHING about it.

unless he just left her.

I'm sticking with my theory that this went from her telling a couple friends that he left and she doesn't know where he is, to "he's missing."  it's the only theory that explains everything.

her murdering him also explains everything

only if she's a psychopath/sociopath and incredibly stupid.  given her reputation that doesn't seem logical.

I thought your explanation was also something that only an incredibly stupid psychopath would do.

telling her friends that her husband left her and she doesn't know where he went?

Letting it grow to "he's missing" as well as sharing the details about when he was last seen and what he was driving if she knows he just left her is definitely stupid and batshit crazy. Not "murder" crazy but not that far off.

I'll give you that describing the last place he was seen and what he was driving seems crazy, but do we have any confirmation that she's the one that released those details.  did she do that on twitter or something because I didn't see that. 

also, you don't have any control over what happens to a rumor once it gets started.  she may be too embarrassed to go on twitter and tell everyone that they've been having problems and she's pretty sure he just left her.  thanking everyone for their support and then cracking a joke may be her way of telling people not to worry.