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So I left work early today to pick up my daughter at school and just as I was leaving the school I got pulled over for going 41 (allegedly) in a 25 mph school zone and have a $380 ticket now.  I really don't think I was going that fast. I had just turned out of the school parking lot and I drive a Lexus hybrid, it's not a fast car.  I didn't check my spedometer immediately tho because I didn't notice him until I had stopped a couple hundred feet later at a red light.

Since 50% of the moderators and posters here are lawyers or law students this should be a relatively simple task.  Court date is 10/23.


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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2013, 05:21:21 PM »
So I left work early today to pick up my daughter at school and just as I was leaving the school I got pulled over for going 41 (allegedly) in a 25 mph school zone and have a $380 ticket now.  I really don't think I was going that fast. I had just turned out of the school parking lot and I drive a Lexus hybrid, it's not a fast car.  I didn't check my spedometer immediately tho because I didn't notice him until I had stopped a couple hundred feet later at a red light.

Since 50% of the moderators and posters here are lawyers or law students this should be a relatively simple task.  Court date is 10/23.
Just hope the lazy prick doesn't show up for court.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2013, 05:28:21 PM »
Call the officer and tell him in your haste you forgot to introduce him to your good friends lincoln and washington and tell him you will introduce them at a bar of his choosing

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2013, 05:32:08 PM »
Not that kind of lawyer.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2013, 05:36:42 PM »
best way to get out of it is to just pay double.  also, quit speeding in school zones, the future of our world is at stake, dumbass.


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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2013, 05:41:07 PM »
Teach your daughter a valuable lesson about making mistakes and taking responsibility for them

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2013, 05:41:10 PM »
best way to get out of it is to just pay double.  also, quit speeding in school zones, the future of our world is at stake, dumbass.

You can't pay double to get out of a ticket if it's in a school zone.  I thought we'd be further along than this by now.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2013, 05:43:07 PM »
Teach your daughter a valuable lesson about making mistakes and taking responsibility for them

I guess you missed this part.

I really don't think I was going that fast.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2013, 05:43:35 PM »
best way to get out of it is to just pay double.  also, quit speeding in school zones, the future of our world is at stake, dumbass.

You can't pay double to get out of a ticket if it's in a school zone.  I thought we'd be further along than this by now.

Like we woule know, we're not the dumbass doing 41 in a school zone  :ROFL:

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2013, 05:44:59 PM »
Why do you think you weren't going 41?  Make sure to pull your best fanning and include details about your lexus in your response.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2013, 05:52:13 PM »
Why do you think you weren't going 41?  Make sure to pull your best fanning and include details about your lexus in your response.

I had just turned out of the parking lot, made a legal u-turn and hit a red light about a quarter mile down the road.  That means my slow but luxurious car had to go from 0 to 41 mph and back down to 0 in a quarter mile.  I just don't think it is possible.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2013, 06:00:14 PM »
Why do you think you weren't going 41?  Make sure to pull your best fanning and include details about your lexus in your response.

I had just turned out of the parking lot, made a legal u-turn and hit a red light about a quarter mile down the road.  That means my slow but luxurious car had to go from 0 to 41 mph and back down to 0 in a quarter mile.  I just don't think it is possible.

Smells like a trial to me.  Have someone videotape you doing exactly that on a closed course.  Play it, then rest your case.  Make sure you don't go over the speed limit when you make your video though.  Very important.  Also gonna need a radar gun and maybe a second camera to get that too.  Maybe get a camera in the car with you too to record the ol' speedo, and for eff's sake tank up, video and court.  Case closed, verdict not guilty.   
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2013, 06:05:07 PM »
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2013, 06:12:51 PM »
not that kind of law student


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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2013, 06:15:00 PM »
pissclams seems to have the most prudent advice so far.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2013, 06:18:33 PM »
Why do you think you weren't going 41?  Make sure to pull your best fanning and include details about your lexus in your response.

I had just turned out of the parking lot, made a legal u-turn and hit a red light about a quarter mile down the road.  That means my slow but luxurious car had to go from 0 to 41 mph and back down to 0 in a quarter mile.  I just don't think it is possible.

Maybe you're on to something if you've gotten your stats, straight.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2013, 06:21:00 PM »
rick daris is a cop, you should ask him.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2013, 07:04:17 PM »
Why do you think you weren't going 41?  Make sure to pull your best fanning and include details about your lexus in your response.

I had just turned out of the parking lot, made a legal u-turn and hit a red light about a quarter mile down the road.  That means my slow but luxurious car had to go from 0 to 41 mph and back down to 0 in a quarter mile.  I just don't think it is possible.

Smells like a trial to me.  Have someone videotape you doing exactly that on a closed course.  Play it, then rest your case.  Make sure you don't go over the speed limit when you make your video though.  Very important.  Also gonna need a radar gun and maybe a second camera to get that too.  Maybe get a camera in the car with you too to record the ol' speedo, and for eff's sake tank up, video and court.  Case closed, verdict not guilty.   

Good idea.  We're all going to need to get on this.  Who's got a radar gun?  Time is of the essence.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2013, 07:08:35 PM »
Lot of trouble to go to just to tell us you have a lexus hybrid.
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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2013, 07:09:28 PM »
My personal cellular phone has a built in camera. Not sure if vid or just still shots though....

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2013, 07:13:47 PM »
did this happen near City Market lopak?  if so, i might have seen you! (late lunch with the bossman)

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2013, 07:25:22 PM »
did this happen near City Market lopak?  if so, i might have seen you! (late lunch with the bossman)

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2013, 07:26:50 PM »
My personal cellular phone has a built in camera. Not sure if vid or just still shots though....

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2013, 07:53:25 PM »
pissclams seems to have the most prudent advice so far.

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Re: Let's put our heads together and get lopakman out of a speeding ticket.
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2013, 07:55:49 PM »
That one guy calls you pisspants all the time.  Never the advice master 2014 yet. 
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