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« on: September 01, 2013, 08:43:26 AM »
What a stupid sport.


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Re: College Football
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2013, 08:44:55 AM »
Agreed.  The purest sport out there now is Women's Volleyball.  You don't see a bunch of Debbie Volleyball's running around in that sport.

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Re: College Football
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2013, 10:29:21 AM »
I mean, the ball isn't even round. How stupid is that?

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Re: College Football
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2013, 10:33:36 AM »
yea, recruiting has ruined the game.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2013, 11:00:05 AM »
They let too many people play at once.  Really waters down the competition.
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Re: College Football
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2013, 11:01:07 AM »
Being fat is an advantage for certain positions. 
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Re: College Football
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2013, 11:02:59 AM »
Too much down time between actual sports playing time.  Football?  More like "take a break ball."
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Re: College Football
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2013, 11:03:35 AM »
The South is the best at it and values it the most. 
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Re: College Football
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2013, 11:06:13 AM »
No playoffs at the highest level. 
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Re: College Football
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2013, 11:09:16 AM »
Players are always getting hurt leading to more shitty players seeing the field, which of course equals a shittier fan experience. 
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Re: College Football
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2013, 11:09:50 AM »
They constantly change the rules.  Do we have a sport here or don't we?  Make up your rough ridin' mind already.   
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Re: College Football
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2013, 12:17:15 PM »
Way too many games, too many bowl games, conferences too big, too many televised games
Give me the days of a ten game schedule starting in mid September, one game a week on ABC, six bowl games and absolutely no night games, other than for the schools in the south that have the good sense to not let colored boys play in the SEC and ACC   

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Re: College Football
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2013, 12:22:20 PM »
I hope Obannon wins that case and college football just turns into minor league pro ball and is only played in the biggest cities.

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Re: College Football
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2013, 12:24:58 PM »
soccer is the most popular sport in the world by far

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Re: College Football
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2013, 12:25:37 PM »
I like the marching bands

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Re: College Football
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2013, 02:58:11 PM »
ridiculously unsafe
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Re: College Football
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2013, 03:03:38 PM »
Probably responsible for most of the needless aggressive violence in society. 

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Re: College Football
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2013, 03:05:25 PM »
College should be about education, not sports.

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Re: College Football
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2013, 03:21:40 PM »
College should be about education, not sports.

This.


Also, give me a rough ridin' break with this crap about coaches needing to "watch out" for kids and all that fake parental stuff.

When I went off to college, I loaded up the back of my truck (by myself) with all my stuff, kissed my crying parents, hopped in and went off into the world.  No one rough ridin' "watched out" for me at school....I did what thousands of other bon-athletes do at college every year.


Jesus these rough ridin' guys.