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examine the intangibles  :gocho:

size/weight-
waters:  6'1" and 211 lbs
manziel: 6'1" and 200 lbs

advantage:  waters

nickname-
waters (spiral delivery system.com)
manziel (johnny football)

advantage:  waters

stats-
spiral delivery system.com:  244-333. 73%.   3,501 yards.  39 touchdowns/3 ints.
johnny football:  295-434. 68%. 3,706. 26 touchdowns/9 ints.

advantage:  waters


i don't care how you look at it, spiral deliver system.com has better numbers.  hopefully stonestreet and kirstie alley pull some hollywood connects and get this guy the pub he deserves since that's all the heisman troph is about.


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Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

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because math, Heisman voters

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Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com


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Waters beat out dual-threat soph Daniel Sams, who was well on his way to becoming the next Ell Roberson before he surprisingly lost the pre-season QB battle. Billy Snyder wasn't surprised. One guy was better. He plays. We win. eff off.

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Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Exactly.  From the garbage dump to the Penthouse

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Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Exactly.  From the garbage dump to the Penthouse
He's gonna wreck it!

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s-e-c tho!  :horrorsurprise: so, add an additional 33% to all of Johnathan Football's stats (except INTs, reduce those by 33% obvi)

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Meh. I prefer the Drew Brees comparison :don'tcare:

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as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

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Waters beat out dual-threat heisman frontrunner soph Daniel Sams, who was well on his way to becoming the next Ell Roberson before he surprisingly lost the pre-season QB battle. Billy Snyder wasn't surprised. One guy was better. He plays. We win. eff off.

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Can we get by with 1/2 game NCAA sanctions for breaking the rules with spiraldeliverysystem?

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waters is better

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as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

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I'm sure glad Tom Osborne put a lot of time and effort into the Iowa Western football program, with hopes of it being a feeder into Husker football. Virtually no players out of there go to Nebraska, but quite a few go to Iowa State, Kansas State, etc.

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as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

Jake Waters is my Huron?
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as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

Jake Waters is my Huron?

His passing proficiency is a bit Erie.

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michigan cat loves him!


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Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?

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Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

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Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?

Tebow.

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as much of a fan of John F. Football as I am, I can't ignore the stats. waters is superior. <HA, lake joke.

Jake Waters is my Huron?

His passing proficiency is a bit Erie.

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Meh. I prefer the Drew Brees comparison :don'tcare:
Russel Wilson is spot comparison, IMO.  :cheers:

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Am I supposed to take pride in the fact that Jake Waters is from the worst town in my state?

From tragedy to triumph, the story of spiral delivery system.com

Ron Howard to direct. Who stars as the hero?

Tebow.

Nope