The Most Exciting and Sexy Thread of ALL Time

[pissclams]

it's pretty simple rusty, i only link /accept links from people i have a professional working relationship with and who can attest to my qualifications.  do you have any other rough ridin' questions, dumbass?

Usually the inquiry comes with a, "Hey, you interested in this job I'm trying to fill?" So that is kind of the start of a professional working relationship, is it not?

no.

[pissclams]

these candy corn oreos are really great.  last night i used the purple dip'r to pull some out of my glass of milk.  was really great.



^except w/ candy corn oreo

[Mr Bread]

rough ridin' gross. 

[CNS]

Trick question by Daris.

Correct answer is DJamer Scotch Omelet.

[yoga-like_abana]

ewww so not only is it candy corn flavored but its got the vanilla cookie.. yucksville population pissclams

[pissclams]

love all the candy corn oreo hate in this thread.  grow up. 

[yoga-like_abana]

do you wear your halloween costume while eating those 'clams?

[Mr Bread]

Trick question by Daris.

Correct answer is DJamer Scotch Omelet.

Of the three, that is the best and it's really not even close.

[michigancat]

cRustymicmichicat

[Dr Rick Daris]

Trick question by Daris.

Correct answer is DJamer Scotch Omelet.

Of the three, that is the best and it's really not even close.

sounds like you guys probably didn't know this
but just for the record
the needle on the record
DJamer scotch bonnet is
fifty,
fif fif fifty,
fif fif fifty times hotter than a jalapeno.
wicka, wicka. REWIND!
REWIND!
rewind and back it up back it up one, one more time!


 

[Mr Bread]

I like the idea of a scotch omelet because it's just so ridiculous.  I mean gross.  Sounds like he would be a really fun DJamer.  Going in you know he's a pretty solid dude and you're in good hands with a name like that.  You expect that you're going to have a good time and thus you do.  Self-fulfilling prophecy for the audience. 

[Cartierfor3]

love all the candy corn oreo hate in this thread.  grow up.

Clams do you have a novelty oreo flavor power ranking? I know for me birthday cake would sit right up at the tippy top of a list like that

[CNS]

I like the idea of a scotch omelet because it's just so ridiculous.  I mean gross.  Sounds like he would be a really fun DJamer.  Going in you know he's a pretty solid dude and you're in good hands with a name like that.  You expect that you're going to have a good time and thus you do.  Self-fulfilling prophecy for the audience.

DJamer Scotch Omelet's remixes would be called "scrambles"

[Dr Rick Daris]

I like the idea of a scotch omelet because it's just so ridiculous.  I mean gross.  Sounds like he would be a really fun DJamer.  Going in you know he's a pretty solid dude and you're in good hands with a name like that.  You expect that you're going to have a good time and thus you do.  Self-fulfilling prophecy for the audience.

that was originally my thought process with djdo (DJamer denver omelet). then DJamer scotch bonnet is the hot DJamer that really just gets the party turned up. idk. maybe back to the old DJamer drawing board. also not a bad DJamer name.

[Mr Bread]

DJamer JTT.  JTT for just the tip.  It's like fidlar.  Not just a name or phrase, but a lifestyle. 

[michigancat]

it's pretty simple rusty, i only link /accept links from people i have a professional working relationship with and who can attest to my qualifications.  do you have any other rough ridin' questions, dumbass?

Usually the inquiry comes with a, "Hey, you interested in this job I'm trying to fill?" So that is kind of the start of a professional working relationship, is it not?

no.

It kind of is

[Dugout DickStone]

Most all overweight people blame an injury or thyroid issue for their obesity.  2 folks in our office have put on a lot of weight over the past 3 years.  both of them have now proclaimed themselves injured as if they were avid gym rats before this freak injury.

discuss

[Dr Rick Daris]

Most all overweight people blame an injury or thyroid issue for their obesity.  2 folks in our office have put on a lot of weight over the past 3 years.  both of them have now proclaimed themselves injured as if they were avid gym rats before this freak injury.

discuss

thyroid issues can do some pretty jacked up stuff to you in about a billion different ways.

[michigancat]

love all the candy corn oreo hate in this thread.  grow up.

that's rough ridin' rich

[Mr Bread]

Most all overweight people blame an injury or thyroid issue for their obesity.  2 folks in our office have put on a lot of weight over the past 3 years.  both of them have now proclaimed themselves injured as if they were avid gym rats before this freak injury.

discuss

thyroid issues can do some pretty jacked up stuff to you in about a billion different ways.

Super powers probably. 

[michigancat]

holy crap

[raquetcat]

I have a cold and I coughed and a giant loogie landed on my shirt. Luckily I was able to wipe it off before anyone came to my desk and saw, but man was it gross.

[yoga-like_abana]

Most all overweight people blame an injury or thyroid issue for their obesity.  2 folks in our office have put on a lot of weight over the past 3 years.  both of them have now proclaimed themselves injured as if they were avid gym rats before this freak injury.

discuss

What are the "injuries" and how did they happen?
plus people always love having an excuse.

[Dr Rick Daris]

holy crap

without knowing anything more about this picture and without looking up anything i will guess that it was taken in 1992.

[KSUblumpkin]

DJamer JTT.  JTT for just the tip.  It's like fidlar.  Not just a name or phrase, but a lifestyle.

Personal fave of mine was a high school class mate that is now in jail for possession of meth.  His DJamer name was DJamer Scabies.  Never talked to the dude, but I can only imagine his DJamer name was his lifestyle.  Great insight Mr. Bread.

Also...candy corn oreos sound awful you guys.  Bleck.