Felix Rex and right wing rhetoric?? 
Beems Chamberlain and the redefining of "peace in our time", hey, as long as the people are JUST dying from conventional weapons, that's a "brokered resolution".
You offer nothing but criticism, despite the fact that the US is trying to avoid military action. What's your solution for Syria, Captain Pacifist?
The only reason the U.S. is "avoiding" military action is because world opinion is totally against it and the U.S. has no mandate on any level. Not from the people, not from the UN, and not from the U.S.'s legislative bodies. Had this administration been given that mandate by any of the formal entities in that set, the U.S. would likely already be bombing.
It's absolutely laughable that you don't consider the purposeful training of, the logistical support of, the brokering of 3rd parties in support of these so called "freedom fighters" by the United States acts of war. If the same actions were executed against the United States by other nations or entities they would be considered acts of war against the United States.
Then to call this situation resolved? Laughable.
Here's a solution, how about the United States quit sowing chaos in the Middle East.
You're a rough ridin' joke. The United States isn't slaughtering over a hundred thousand of our own people right now in the midst of a civil war. If we were, I would welcome intervention from other countries. As it is, the US and Russia are trying to work towards a diplomatic solution to disarm Syria's chemical weapons. The only reason Russia is working with us is because they know the United States is serious about military airstrikes, and Syria is one of their main trading partners. Up until this point, this administration has done everything in its power to avoid military intervention in the Middle East, including ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Your solution is vague and disingenuous at best. In a global economy, we can't just sit back and let chaos unfold in the Middle East. We can't just sit back and wait for another terrorist attack like ni-ne/eleven. We can't just sit back and watch as fundamentalist extremists butcher little girls for trying to get an education.
And last but not least, I have never said that this situation in Syria is "resolved," only that the US and Russia are working towards a resolution. Don't you dare try to put words in my mouth.
edit - this fizz/buzz bullshit is the dumbest rough ridin' thing I've ever seen. Hey cool, you guys have played beer die. Awesome.